Most Embarrassing Moment?

[Junsai]

My most embarrassing moment is :
Well its not REALLY embarrasing but i was indeed scared to death

One day i got kicked out of my father's place because he was thought i was smoking too much pot. So i had to find a place to sleep. I asked my g/f at that time if i could sleep at her place; well she agreed but her parents wouldnt let her have a guy sleepover because we were 15/16. So she had to hide me from her parents on the evening so that i could stay and sleep at her place. The plan goes perfectly until her moms wakes up and have to go to work in the morning, so she comes to tell her daughter something and she sees me right next to her, she got so mad but she was "kinda" cool with that. Later that day i had to use invisible level 4 to get pass her father upstairs to leave the house, cuz her room was in the basement.
The following days i was so scared that her dad would cut my nuts off that i didnt want to go to her place. It finally ended up that her father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.
So the story finishes kinda well.

You're lucky the dad didn't farm for Detect

Pure you're a warrior not a wiz. noob.

This isnt MY most embarrassing moment but back in the 8th grade, this kid that was kind of unpopular was caught masturbating in the bathroom by the whole football team (me being on the team) it was hilarious but i felt really bad for him

Lol what happened.

[XMoshe]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

OMG that's gotta hurt XD

All I can think of is calling the teacher mom lol..But I'm sure there are more things >.<

[maxietheboss]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

OMG that's gotta hurt XD

All I can think of is calling the teacher mom lol..But I'm sure there are more things >.<

nah not really, afterwards we all laughed at it, but it still was a bit stupid

[Tyrax]

Zomg. When i was 10, i was at a camp, and it was late late at night, and i had to shit like REALLY badly, so i ran to the washroom, and right when i got in the stall, i shat myself, it was diarreah, so i went to my camp counsellor and told him what happened i think i said like "I had an accident" then i just went to shower like late at night (technicly in the morning) and i hung up my shorts, and the next morning it smelt up the whole room. Like it smelt like shitttttttt so i had to borrow my counsellor's deoderant spray, and spray it everywhere lol. To make things worse, they closed up the whole washroom, and my campmates were like "I heard somebody took a dump on the ground" and i said "Really?" and tried to cover myself up lol.

MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT IN MY LIFE.

-luckly nobody knew it was me

WE DO NOW!

Jk . Uhm, well did a speech once in front of a crowd and forgot what I was going to say.

Bush, is that you?

[Tyrax]

Boner during presentation.

Damn you, hot teacher in your miniskirt.

[Ash]

10 years ago when my father bought a satellite receiver . the receiver was only connected to one t.v in the house (the one in the guest room) . later this week i discovered some porn channels so i waited every night when my parents go to sleep then i go out & watch some (only watch) .

one night after every one went to sleep i sneaked out to watch some porn . so i sit on the chair , turn off the lights , volume down & putting my thumb on the "switch off" button of the remote (so if i spotted anyone i would switch off immediately) .
so i was watching like every other night untill i heard a voice "what are you doing ?! " at this exact moment i freaked out , panicked & instead of pushing "switch off" i pushed "volume up"

the whole apartment was full "OHhhhhhhh AHHHHHhhhhhhh" sounds xD

after 5 seconds i realized the person behind me was my mother . 15 seconds later my father woke up on the screaming porn sounds .

of course i got "the talk" next morning .

[PureStr]

Pure you're a warrior not a wiz. noob.

This thread is a million years old, i was still Warrior/Rogue when i wrote it probly.

[user]

my gf pulled down my pants and said, "that's it?"

ting

at least she didn't say "your dad's was bigger"

[garri]

holy crap..you're posts are so funny..im at the school library right now while reading this..and im laughing quietly..and i think some of the students here are oddly looking at me. gawsh i couldnt stop..
=)

[BloodLust]

Mine is 10 years ago when I has a freshman in high school it was winter and I was sleep walking outside in the snow and I needed to take a leak, so I did right there. My mom got me back inside and to bed. I woke up the next morning not knowing about the events that took place overnight and went to school. Four of my classmates had seen me takin a leak in my front yard and made fun of me all day. When school was over I was irritated and in a bad mood so I was walking pretty fast to go get on the bus. As soon as I step out the door (right in front of the girl I liked and the other four people that saw me the night b4) I slipped on the ice and did 1/2 a backflip and ended up in a slush puddle. Needless to say it looked like I shat and pissed myself.

I was "ShattyMcPissen" for two months.

[monkey.]

We played basketball with my friends and I wanted to show really cool "trick" while playing. I wanted to hit the basket and ball get back to my friends face. It ended up hitting mine.. I felt rly stupid xD.

[user]

holy crap..you're posts are so funny..im at the school library right now while reading this..and im laughing quietly..and i think some of the students here are oddly looking at me. gawsh i couldnt stop..
=)

thnx?

[NinjaNihonto]

I had finished repairing my bike, the rear wheel's chain had dropped out so I had to put it back in place. I thought everything was fine, so I hop on and try a wheeling. There was my cousin watching me, and nearby was a girl I used to like. After 3 seconds, the chain gets blocked again, I couldn't avoid falling off my bike and getting myself hurt like a beginner. The girl loled at me

Well, was 2 years ago anyways.

[Isis]

Many many years ago when I was at school, I had to speak in front of the whole class (was really shy back then) in science. Instead of saying organism I said orgasm

[Grimjaw]

One time I wanted to drive my father's car, and after a long time arguing from my end, he finally decided to go ahead with it. So my father and I drove to a deserted place and we would switch seats and he would explain the controls of the car to me. So after a short explanation I got to drive off slowly, felt like I won the world. Then I somehow messed up the clutch and the car leaped forward pushing me and my father into the front seats, shocked I released the steering wheel as well, then the car came to a stop when it collided with a pole in the ground.

Hahahahaha, makes me laugh and feel stupid even to this day.

[NinjaNihonto]

Many many years ago when I was at school, I had to speak in front of the whole class (was really shy back then) in science. Instead of saying organism I said orgasm

what was their reaction?

[Isis]

Many many years ago when I was at school, I had to speak in front of the whole class (was really shy back then) in science. Instead of saying organism I said orgasm

what was their reaction?

They all laughed, I think I was 14 or 15 (27 now)

[NinjaNihonto]

I remember something similar to that... one day in class, some guy got a call on his cell phone... and his ringtone had porn content, was kinda funny

[x_iCe_x]

can't think of any for myself but i have one for this kid.

Back in 8th grade "junior now" i was in my gym class playing some basket ball then bam, everyone starts screaming and laughing, i turned around and there is a huge piece of sh!t sitting on the gym floor, this kid went up for a layup and plop.

Next semester, I'm walking down the hall to go to the bathroom, i get to one hall and i see kids running out of the gym and my buddy yells OH MY GOD HE DID IT AGAIN!

p.s. this kid is seriously like the biggest wannabe gangster ever and he screwed that up for himself

[theblindarcher]

This kid i saw threw up on the gym floor and then he just kept on walking then he threw up again and he slipped on it...
I saw some really fked up kid whackin in the school computer lab i was like WTF U DOIN
Mine
I thought some lady was my mom
I got in trouble in sex ed in 7th grade for degradeing women and talking too much about animal porn and not taking it seriously (its sex ed damn)
I almost crashed a ..... quad

[Nader]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

best one right there :D:D:D:D

[user]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

best one right there :D:D:D:D

the real question is why would you have his mother's phone number

[Burningwolf]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

best one right there :D:D:D:D

the real question is why would you have his mother's phone number

lol'ed

10 years ago when my father bought a satellite receiver . the receiver was only connected to one t.v in the house (the one in the guest room) . later this week i discovered some porn channels so i waited every night when my parents go to sleep then i go out & watch some (only watch) .

one night after every one went to sleep i sneaked out to watch some porn . so i sit on the chair , turn off the lights , volume down & putting my thumb on the "switch off" button of the remote (so if i spotted anyone i would switch off immediately) .
so i was watching like every other night untill i heard a voice "what are you doing ?! " at this exact moment i freaked out , panicked & instead of pushing "switch off" i pushed "volume up"

the whole apartment was full "OHhhhhhhh AHHHHHhhhhhhh" sounds xD

after 5 seconds i realized the person behind me was my mother . 15 seconds later my father woke up on the screaming porn sounds .

of course i got "the talk" next morning .

omg
almost the same thing happened to me
instead I fell asleep and left the tv on >.>

I got caught wacking off by my sister

How old were you both? And were you doing it in the living room or something?

damn that was a long time ago
i was like 12-13 and she was 16-17
and the computer was in the living room, so she was just coming home, and i forgot to lock the doors so yeah...

All she did was look at me and the computer screen (was watching lesbo porno) and she just looked away.

[Phix]

mine would haev to be when i was 13 i had t og oto the front of class at some class where they explain things bout sex etc and safe ex blablabla

well i had to put a condom on a banana but i screwed up and couldnt get it on for some reason, my entire face turned red as people started to ask me, "need a hand?"


brrr i hate those darned things. xD

and ofc, the calling teacher mom thing, but i guess everybody has had that be4

[*BlackFox]

great thread ! LMAO !

[Grimjaw]

I just remembered that 90% of the forum still rides their bicycles.

[Blindfire]

I was skiing with a bunch of friends and we went through the park. I hit one of rail and tried to 180 off of it, I over-rotated and broke my arm.