defective fly

brentonsbbe359 · Post by **brentonsbbe359** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:48 pm

i bought some new skinny jeans earlyer this week and they have a defective fly. It goes down by it's self and i have to re-zip it every few mins. Anyone know how too fix a defective fly? I just put some elmers glue on it. But it's not working too well. Anyone know how too fix this? (Sorry for any miss spelled words or errors. I'm posting on my phone)

BlackFox898 · Post by **BlackFox898** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:52 pm

bring it back to the store and ask for a refund?

antics · Post by **antics** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:54 pm

not sure u can fix it
id tear it out and replace it with 4 buttons
but taking out the fly is tricky for me

Doppleganger · Post by **Doppleganger** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:05 pm

Let the fly do what ever it wants!

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:09 pm

Do you have a big penis?

[SD]Master_Wong · Post by **[SD]Master_Wong** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:51 pm

Dont wear skinny jeans?

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:09 am

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:Dont wear skinny jeans?

Hes emo.

And its probably your penis. Buy a smaller one.

wootpops · Post by **wootpops** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:12 am

get hard stay hard should hold the already tight pants tighter.

Website · Post by **satman83** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:17 am

HejsaN wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:Dont wear skinny jeans?

Hes emo.

And its probably your penis. Buy a smaller one.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:24 am

i agree penis

Post by **Avalanche** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:56 am

HejsaN wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:Dont wear skinny jeans?

Hes emo.

And its probably your penis. Buy a smaller one.

Emo people don't wear regular skinny jeans, they wear tight girl jeans.

Skinny jeans just have a straight fit and are slight low rise.

cpinney · Post by **cpinney** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:30 am

brentonsbbe359 wrote: new skinny jeans

what

t0rch · Post by **t0rch** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:53 am

cpinney wrote:
brentonsbbe359 wrote: new skinny jeans

wat

Fixd

cpinney · Post by **cpinney** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:49 am

t0rch wrote:
cpinney wrote:
brentonsbbe359 wrote: new skinny jeans

wat

Fixd

ur right... but.. i wanted to be different... :oops:

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:27 am

Skinny jeans aren't meant to fit your cock into them.

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:30 am

maybe youre too fat.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:21 am

Zypher wrote:maybe youre too fat.

ouch

but he's probably right lulz

q_0 · Post by **q_0** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:59 am

Everybody knows that Emo guys are hung like anorexic mice, thats what turned them Emo in the first place.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:03 am

It falls under the category of Physics. Since we now know energy and mass are equivalent, you need to become sexually aroused in order to create energy, which will create mass, which ultimately closes your fly. <3

Argonaut · Post by **Argonaut** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:23 am

q_0 wrote:Everybody knows that Emo guys are hung like anorexic mice, thats what turned them Emo in the first place.

This is true on so many levels.

BloodyBlade · Post by **BloodyBlade** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:33 am

HejsaN wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:Dont wear skinny jeans?

Hes emo.

And its probably your penis. Buy a smaller one.

You're not emo if you wear skinny..

!G4! · Post by **!G4!** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:06 am

i wear tight pants ..

just sag have them lower .. :wink:

Post by **Doron** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:28 pm

Grimjaw wrote:It falls under the category of Physics. Since we now know energy and mass are equivalent, you need to become sexually aroused in order to create energy, which will create mass, which ultimately closes your fly. <3

or maybe it's just gravity?

But yeah, take buttons instead of a fly.. it's muh easyer

woutR · Post by **woutR** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:30 pm

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:Dont wear skinny jeans?

You can remove the question mark.

brentonsbbe359 · Post by **brentonsbbe359** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:12 pm

Zypher wrote:maybe youre too fat.

No, these pants are actually like 2 sizes too big. I have to pull them up all the time.
I glued the fly closed and it hasn't opened all day. I just have to take my pants off to go pee now -.-
Ehhh Either way. Problem solved.

!G4! · Post by **!G4!** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:04 pm

LMAO .

Well Problem Solved. :wink:

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