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Dunno if this have been posted before but take a look at this
http://2dopeboyz.com/2008/09/12/random- ... v-edition/

For you guys that are to lazy for clicking the link:
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So this story broke a few days ago and I’m sure some of ya’ll have heard of it. Apparently the chick above (known to us as Natalie Dylan) is auctioning off her virginity. Smh, on top of that this prostitute-in-training has the vah jay jay to come out and say that she is looking for intelligence and an overall nice person. Yeah-fuckin-right. You want a check. And a way to get your face out in the public eye. The losing of the virginity will go down at the infamous LEGAL brothel here in Nevada, the Bunny Ranch. What do you guys say… should Shake take his Flip Mino on a journey for some behind the scenes action?

SIDEBAR: If I ever meet the douche bag that pays for this (as the bid is around 275k right now) I will drop kick him without hesitation.

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275k .. bugger me.

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What else they would think to earn money.
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Bigfoot would fall for her feet.
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woa.. she's hawt.. how the **** could she have not lost her virginity yet??

the ****?
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Do we take her word for it that she's a virgin?
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HejsaN wrote:SIDEBAR: If I ever meet the douche bag that pays for this (as the bid is around 275k right now) I will drop kick him without hesitation.

you are just jealous that someone got 275k to spend at will

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Not. It's virginity by the way.
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user wrote:
HejsaN wrote:SIDEBAR: If I ever meet the douche bag that pays for this (as the bid is around 275k right now) I will drop kick him without hesitation.

you are just jealous that someone got 275k to spend at will

The whole article was from the dam link. Dont try to start shit with people
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MooMooMoo wrote:
user wrote:
HejsaN wrote:SIDEBAR: If I ever meet the douche bag that pays for this (as the bid is around 275k right now) I will drop kick him without hesitation.

you are just jealous that someone got 275k to spend at will

The whole article was from the dam link. Dont try to start shit with people

wow buddy, calm down, b/c he didn't quote the entire msg, i thought that was his opinion

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I may be wrong here, but doesn't hymen reconstruction surgery cost waaaay less than $275k?

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RuYi wrote:Bigfoot would fall over her feet.


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RuYi wrote:Bigfoot would fall for her feet.


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RuYi wrote:Bigfoot would fall for her feet.


haha.

you would be sickminded if you would pay 275k for that.
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she has something on her nose...

oh wait.. that's a face
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She's probably to thick to tie her own laces, so auctioning off her virginity might be her only shot at doing something.
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Chloroform costs waaaaaaay less then 275k :banghead:
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If only i could get in my bank account :(
I get 169,000 a year since i was 1. :/
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Why wanna **** a virgin? I thoght most gals always had pain their first time and they bleed a bit lol...(that is wot i heard from some people O_o)

wots the fun of that when u cant go 100% on the gal.lol.
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Entangle wrote:If only i could get in my bank account :(
I get 169,000 a year since i was 1. :/


That makes u a millionair already. =o

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speeble wrote:Chloroform costs waaaaaaay less then 275k :banghead:


I like the way you think XD
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SidiousX wrote:
Entangle wrote:If only i could get in my bank account :(
I get 169,000 a year since i was 1. :/


That makes u a millionair already. =o


Yes, that would make a millionair. Especially since my parents are rich haha.
I cant touch it till i'm 18, and then i will have about 2.1 million dollars.
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Entangle wrote:
SidiousX wrote:
Entangle wrote:If only i could get in my bank account :(
I get 169,000 a year since i was 1. :/


That makes u a millionair already. =o


Yes, that would make a millionair. Especially since my parents are rich haha.
I cant touch it till i'm 18, and then i will have about 2.1 million dollars.


Oh nice.

I can haz 50% of that please? :D
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Entangle wrote:
SidiousX wrote:
Entangle wrote:If only i could get in my bank account :(
I get 169,000 a year since i was 1. :/


That makes u a millionair already. =o


Yes, that would make a millionair. Especially since my parents are rich haha.
I cant touch it till i'm 18, and then i will have about 2.1 million dollars.


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user wrote:
HejsaN wrote:SIDEBAR: If I ever meet the douche bag that pays for this (as the bid is around 275k right now) I will drop kick him without hesitation.

you are just jealous that someone got 275k to spend at will

i didnt say that, click the link -.-

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I see nothing which is worth the 275k, she's not even that attractive.

She probably doesn't even smell like a woman anymore, more like liquids, plastics, and other pharmaceuticals. I dislike woman like that, they always turn out to be empty, shallow, skinny skanks, devoid of any natural intelligence, allure, or humility.

Actually: I should create a big media hype, have her come on the show, get people riled up to the point where i pretend to overhand the suitcase.. Only to secretly have invited a Homeless guy, which was randomly picked from the streets, and which was let in through the back door, invite him on stage, and have the camera's zoom in on his face. While I Hug the man, give him my jacket, and give all of the 275K to him.

Bang.

There she is, without the 275K, without her pride, and thousands of disappointed people, she would sink like a brick. The very thing she sought out to achieve, just spat her in the face on national television. She would look like a total and utter fool, people would forget her so called " virginity auctioning" and either take pity on her or laugh at her.

Life lesson learned the hard way.

Oh well, maybe the previous homeless guy will take pity on her.
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Furious wrote:she has something on her nose...

oh wait.. that's a face


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Emersen wrote:
speeble wrote:Chloroform costs waaaaaaay less then 275k :banghead:


I like the way you think XD

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Grimjaw wrote:I see nothing which is worth the 275k, she's not even that attractive.

She probably doesn't even smell like a woman anymore, more like liquids, plastics, and other pharmaceuticals. I dislike woman like that, they always turn out to be empty, shallow, skinny skanks, devoid of any natural intelligence, allure, or humility.

Actually: I should create a big media hype, have her come on the show, get people riled up to the point where i pretend to overhand the suitcase.. Only to secretly have invited a Homeless guy, which was randomly picked from the streets, and which was let in through the back door, invite him on stage, and have the camera's zoom in on his face. While I Hug the man, give him my jacket, and give all of the 275K to him.

Bang.

There she is, without the 275K, without her pride, and thousands of disappointed people, she would sink like a brick. The very thing she sought out to achieve, just spat her in the face on national television. She would look like a total and utter fool, people would forget her so called " virginity auctioning" and either take pity on her or laugh at her.

Life lesson learned the hard way.

Oh well, maybe the previous homeless guy will take pity on her.


best post so far here.

the 275k spent on 1 whorecraft?
with that you could spend whole months in a brothel with many others..
or buy yourself at least 200 moedern laptops
or buy a new house...
or invest in your own future..

some people have too much money
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Naw paying for pussy is crazy. That girl is the dumb one why would u auction it off when u could just meet the right guy for free? Dumb B****!!!! She not even that cute LOL :shock: Get me drunk then i'll tap that but not in this state im in atm LMAOOOOO.
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