What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?

Post by **Crowley** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:06 am

Ok, so you go for a big shit. After you finish you reach for the toilet paper - but wait, there's none left! (oh noez)

What do you do?

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:10 am

Yell for your mom or who ever is in your house.

LaloHao · Post by **LaloHao** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:11 am

Get ready to watch your hands

vietxboy911 · Post by **vietxboy911** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:12 am

What zypher said, but if your in a public bathroom... the sink.? LOL >.>

BlackFox898 · Post by **BlackFox898** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:13 am

DON'T DO THIS!
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iSinnnn · Post by **iSinnnn** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:20 am

Ha, I always check first.

bakafish · Post by **bakafish** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:22 am

Use sandpaper.

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:27 am

If i were in a public bathroom, and there is no toilet paper after i just took a big shit. I would sacrifice my under wears by wiping my ass with it, and just leaving it there...

Better than not wiping my ass at all. lol

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:30 am

Yell for McCain.

Verfo · Post by **Verfo** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:38 am

that happened to me once O.O, i used my underware then flushed it but it wouldnt flush so i just got out there like nothing happened

Post by **Rainigul** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:39 am

Use my power sander

Schwarzewhatever · Post by **Schwarzewhatever** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:23 am

Rub your ass on the wall, repeat until you're completely clean.

Option numero dos: Come out of the bathroom with your ass still full of crap nuggets and start rubbing it against other people's clothes.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:29 am

Blurred wrote:If i were in a public bathroom, and there is no toilet paper after i just took a big shit. I would sacrifice my under wears by wiping my ass with it, and just leaving it there...

Better than not wiping my ass at all. lol

this....besides a little free balling never hurt anyone...in fact i think i should do it more often

Love · Post by **Love** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:30 am

iSinnnn wrote:Ha, I always check first.

how is this complicated .......................

Ashikiheyun · Post by **Ashikiheyun** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:04 am

This has never happened to me. Though a couple years ago one day after school my friend did call me on my cell and said he was in the bathroom but was out of toilet paper. I laughed, called him stupid, and threw a new roll of paper into his stall for him.

KylieMinogue · Post by **KylieMinogue** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:05 am

when i was younger and attending elementary school, and there was no toilet paper, i used my note book paper.

Also, i can recall twice where i took a shit in my underwear, once while i was in the airport and once while i was in church. Both times were before i reached 3rd grade.

DeepEvil · Post by **DeepEvil** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:08 am

squeez your nasty ass inside the toilet and flush the water and wish to get an instant butt whipping

user · Post by **user** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:21 am

DeepEvil wrote:squeez your nasty ass inside the toilet and flush the water and wish to get an instant butt whipping

apparently there is such automated toilets, to save toilet paper. when ur finished, u push a button to get ur ass powerwashed by a pressure washer

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:29 am

Check first, to prevent madness.

Love · Post by **Love** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:37 am

DeepEvil wrote:squeez your nasty ass inside the toilet and flush the water and wish to get an instant butt whipping

ok that was really funny to me when i first read it for some weird reason

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:37 am

call 911 and report it immeditely

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:40 am

Priam wrote:Check first

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:54 am

As state above, always check first for toliet paper.

BaronSengir · Post by **BaronSengir** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:10 am

use water? lol

DeepEvil · Post by **DeepEvil** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:15 am

BaronSengir wrote:use water? lol

what if the water was too cold enough to freeze your butt during the flush

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:44 am

Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?

Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..

Skayunor · Post by **Skayunor** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:18 am

Crumpets wrote:Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?

Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..

Dude, the dude in your signature has a boner..

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:19 am

Skayunor wrote:
Crumpets wrote:Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?

Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..

Dude, the dude in your signature has a boner..

He figured it out.

user · Post by **user** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:55 am

Skayunor wrote:
Crumpets wrote:Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?

Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..

Dude, the dude in your signature has a boner..

looks more like a strap-on

woutR · Post by **woutR** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:26 pm

we have reading materials that I can sacrifice at home. But that's a last resort, I shout for someone to bring me one first.

in public bathroom I just shouted "anyone here?" and asked them if they could toss me another roll of toilet paper.
Seriously.. No need to sacrifice your underwear.

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