Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.

[*BlackFox]

Not to mention everyone repeats the same jokes all the time. It would be more fun if they created some good ones for themselves.

I agree that it might be even more funnier

[Priam]

Chuck Norris [and fans] over-exagerate in an attempt to make up for their insecurities regarding their penis size.

chuck norris jokes are just an e-thing we all know he cant roundhouse kick himself in the back of his head but is fun to say it anyways, doesnt require a degree to understand for every1 else saying omg who you think chuck norris is

It was an "e-thing" worth a couple laughs years ago. Now it's an irritating e-thing that people either don't care about, or don't find funny. With a small majority that live in countries that just got internet and find it funny. On this forum alone, there's been threads like this one atleast 3 times - within the past year.

Found in one of the million other topics about this rubbish. Dom's right on both ocassions.

[Grimjaw]

I was thinking of those Quotes,but since i am also doing some work at home right now. I dredded the thought of searching the entire OTL for them.

[Knight_Ange1]

ionno why but my most fac CN joke was

On his birthday, CN gets to choose one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

First time i seen that one I HAVE NO IDEA WHY but i laughed for like 2 hrs straight.

[Love]

Chuck Norris is a culture if you dont know about it chances are you wont get it so stop saying is not funny couse of your lack of understanding

[CrimsonNuker]

TOPIC STEAL.
TOPIC STEAL.
TOPIC STEAL.

WORD OF THIS THREAD IS SODOMY.

http://www.dictionary.com

[Mr.Ganji]

first forum ive come across where chuck norris jokes are openly bashed on

[Sauron]

My top 5's
-Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land.
-There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck lets live.
-Chuck can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
-Chuck CAN touch MC Hammer.

[Grimm-.-]

My top 5's
-Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land.
-There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck lets live.
-Chuck can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
-Chuck CAN touch MC Hammer.

lol nice ones.

[Barotix]

Oh, Hai there.

[M3K0S]

baro, those are ron paul facts, nuthin to do with chuck norris!



fck all haters

[Manowar]

no. this thread will now be locked.

if i had the power...

Also:

Spoiler!

I agree with Dom, these jokes were funny years ago. However, the fact people constantly said the same 20 or so jokes and never thought of any new ones, they became lame quick.

[ranger4life]

my siggy has one -,-

[cpinney]

lulzies

[takolin]

Chuck Norris jokes suck and aren't remotely funny.

And yet every 3 months one idiot opens a new thread about these things.

[Norain_]

Oh god. Spare me from these aweful jokes.

[brentonsbbe359]

i like chuck norris jokes :O

why does everyone hate them

Most are not funny. Overused. Childish. Idiotic.

like britney

britney and chuck should do a show togeather. We could call it. That one blonde chick and that guy thats a terible actor but hes knows sone l33t karate moves show.

[user]

Oh god. Spare me from these aweful jokes.

you already know they are awful, yet you came in here.

[marjin_boo]

Was considering buying this book in store LOL

but if cost like 24bug so i'll just read it online lol Its good when you're have a shit and got nothing to read

[antics]

if you dont like these jokes why go in a topic with chuck norris jokes?

[speeble]

i had a great night tonight. Our foot ball team won our homecoming game 49-20 . Almost got in a fight and I really wanted to fight. Haven't had a good fight in like, a long time. Went out with some friends and ate pizza after that. How was everyone elses night?

Hope this topic doesn't get locked for going off topic

[Grimm-.-]

i had a great night tonight. Our foot ball team won our homecoming game 49-20 . Almost got in a fight and I really wanted to fight. Haven't had a good fight in like, a long time. Went out with some friends and ate pizza after that. How was everyone elses night?

Hope this topic doesn't get locked for going off topic

Meh.
Didn't do much today, Had a friend come over chilled for a bit.

[M3K0S]

i declare this thread REBORN!!!!!

chuck norris CAN divide by zero...

[ineedhelp]

i declare this thread REBORN!!!!!

chuck norris CAN divide by zero...

[Vortexx]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the Jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing Tyrannosaurus Rex AND the jeep.

[[TS]=Hark=[TS]]

lol i love hearing NEW chuck norris jokes, and most of these ive never heard before im lmao'ing right now.

[Crowley]

Someone lock this topic >.>

Yes I know I created it, but you know, everyone has a Chuck Norris phase...Luckily mine pasted rather quickly

[Xyzzzy]

These really aren't funny anymore but here I guess

Chuck Noris' penis has a hemi

Chunk Noris' dick is so big it has its own dick; it's still bigger than yours.

[Vortexx]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris raped pedobear when he was a child.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

[REBD]

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

NO ! It is a know fact that Chuck Norris DOES donate blood. With a knife and a bucket.