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Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.

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Post a Chuck Norris joke here.
Here's mine:
When Chuck Norris sleeps with men he's not gay, he just ran out of women.
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no. this thread will now be locked.

if i had the power...
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cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.

if i had the power...



y don't you...

i was just starting to believe in you too...
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i dont have moderator powers in this section -_-
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cpinney wrote:i dont have moderator powers in this section -_-

Move it to technical help then ban.
Then again I'm guessing you cant move it.

Hmmm... This might cheer you up.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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If you have a 5 dollar note, and Chuck Norris has a 5 dollar note, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.

if i had the power...
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Zypher wrote:
cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.

if i had the power...
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cin wrote:
Zypher wrote:
cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.

if i had the power...
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noooo dont lock it plzzz i love chuck norris jokes!

chuck norris CAN divide by zero...

chuck norris knows the exact location of carmen sandiego....

the great wall of china was originally built to keep chuck norris out, but it failed miserably

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there is no theory of evolution, its just a list of animals that chuck norris has allowed to live... hahahahah
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Fcuk, Chuck Norris jokes are not funny!

Someone lock this shit.
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Either:

- Search for the last post about Chuck gaylord Norris jokes, which had a lot in them. And wank off to that.

- Go Farking die in a fire.

It's ok to choose both.
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Chuck norris, is gay. *epic lolz*
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i like chuck norris jokes :O

why does everyone hate them :?
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[SD]Kratos wrote:i like chuck norris jokes :O

why does everyone hate them :?


Most are not funny. Overused. Childish. Idiotic. And the guy was the most sucky actor in the world.
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Priam wrote:
[SD]Kratos wrote:i like chuck norris jokes :O

why does everyone hate them :?


Most are not funny. Overused. Childish. Idiotic.

like britney
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Exactly.

With the exception of her actually being hot in 'Womanizer'.
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Grimjaw wrote:WHERE IS YOUR MOD NOW?!

oi no spam :x
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cin wrote:
Grimjaw wrote:WHERE IS YOUR MOD NOW?!

oi no spam :x


Lock it now? or should we take it off-topic a bit more ;)
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who the hell is this chuck norris..

and those jokes aren't funny at all :?
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-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

-Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
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inky wrote:-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

-Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.


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chuck norris can predict the shuffle on his ipod
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cin wrote:oi no spam :x


chesticles wrote:Did someone say spam?



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Furious wrote:who the hell is this chuck norris..

and those jokes aren't funny at all :?


yoiu have to know him to understand..

they are hilarious at a low dosage, but the more you hear, the less laughs you get..
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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:
Furious wrote:who the hell is this chuck norris..

and those jokes aren't funny at all :?


yoiu have to know him to understand..

they are hilarious at a low dosage, but the more you hear, the less laughs you get..


Not to mention everyone repeats the same jokes all the time. It would be more fun if they created some good ones for themselves.
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I giggled going thru this thread, don't lock it, its funny!!

Chuck Norris FTW

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