I'ma just say that talking like your some big 280lb 6'8 badass on a forum is Farking retarded. Just go back to bullying around elementary school kids Mr. I'mSoBadAss.
I guess someone can't make friends very well, tiz a shame. I'll help you out nohunta... WANNA BE FREEENDS?!
The reason i never posted a picture is because a picture is pointless. With a body like myne youd all be like "Zomg Photoshoped!!!/ OMFG you took it off someone else." Only a video will do justice with me saying words and shit. I have no camcorder so its not possible ^.^
...epic quote right there. "I'm so sexy I have to hide ma fase!!11", Did your imaginary girlfriends steal your camera or something?

PS: You can always tell one is a kid when he/she says "Go get laid". Because if you had one ounce of maturity in you, you would probably realize whether someone has had sex or not is the most pathetic excuse of an insult ever. Having sex has no effect on one's personality at all. Just a word of advice there, next time you try to look cool, choose your words right.