Post your awkward MSN conversations!

[Crowley]

The title says it all, post your awkward/funny MSN conversations here.

[Swindler]

>Hi
Hi
>**** You
*Blocked*
/End

[Crowley]

I totally lol'd at that!!!

[t0rch]

not really msn but

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

[Swindler]

not really msn but

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

ROFL! i love those!

[Mousetrap]

bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself

ROFL Ahhh nice t0rch, ganna take a while to read all of these.

[Sae]

not really msn but

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

OMG. Someone PM'd me "Are you a lvl 2 druid?" once... I finally get it.


Anyway, this is a conversation I had with a friend (name is blocked out) a year or so ago, he was 17 or 18 at the time. I know exactly where it is in my logs, because it's so lulz.

s------t (3:29:39 PM): im trying to write lyrics
kiss th3 asphalt (3:29:58 PM): lol
kiss th3 asphalt (3:30:13 PM): well as long as you don't steal them and then tell people you wrote it
s------t (3:30:48 PM): As i lie in misory. i wonder why that a second that passed by i wanted to fuckin die, but all i did is slit and cry.

thats all i have so far..... <.< i didint steal it. don't mind my spelling
s------t (3:31:06 PM): pretty evil
kiss th3 asphalt (3:31:23 PM): lol...
s------t (3:31:46 PM): took me like. ten minutes. rofl wonder how long it will take to write the hole thing

I ended up telling him it wasn't bad cause I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

[t0rch]

bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself

ROFL Ahhh nice t0rch, ganna take a while to read all of these.

thats not me but its a funny conversation that hostage and sae showed me ^^

[Mousetrap]

I know it's not you, I was saying nice for posting that link :p

[t0rch]

I know it's not you, I was saying nice for posting that link :p

[iSinnnn]

not really msn but

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

This link is amazing.

[CrimsonNuker]

hmmmmmm ill brb *uses search button*

back:

viewtopic.php?f=12&t=46817&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

[Dystopia]

ROOOOFLLLL

bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A Farking PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a Farking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

[magisuns]

tsu, stop looking at older topics and then making similar new topics =p

[Crowley]

tsu, stop looking at older topics and then making similar new topics =p

I didn't know that these topics have already been made >.>

[LillDev!l]

LMFAO, that shit's good xD

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They Farking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

[Melez]

not really msn but

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

Epic!