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I agree that animals have rights. They have the right to be tasty.

Some argue that God wouldnt want us to kill animals, as we are all his creatures. If he didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? 8)

Greatest vegetarianism anecdote I heard was up in Glasgow. I'd been down the pub with my mates and I heard a guy telling his mates that he and his wife had organised a dinner party the other day and he was, admittedly, a bit drunk when the guests started arriving. His wife had laid out the main course of roast chicken and all that jazz when he said he stood up and said "If you were wondering about the vegetarian option, there is one. You can f**k off!"
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Where do they think we got our brain from? Soy? Without meat we would still be grazing the savannas, probably on 4 feet

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eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too


its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.
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even i will say... peta is EXTRA

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ThiefzV2 wrote:eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too


its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.


Insects / meat in a diet = larger brain.

edit: peta = terrorists

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Trice wrote:I agree that animals have rights. They have the right to be tasty.

Some argue that God wouldnt want us to kill animals, as we are all his creatures. If he didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? 8)

Greatest vegetarianism anecdote I heard was up in Glasgow. I'd been down the pub with my mates and I heard a guy telling his mates that he and his wife had organised a dinner party the other day and he was, admittedly, a bit drunk when the guests started arriving. His wife had laid out the main course of roast chicken and all that jazz when he said he stood up and said "If you were wondering about the vegetarian option, there is one. You can f**k off!"


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ThiefzV2 wrote:eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too


its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.

As was said above. If it wasn't for meat humans might have never evolved
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ThiefzV2 wrote:eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too


its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.
It's also a fact that humans are equipped with a set of teeth that make us omnivores. Diseases and poor health are the result of an unbalanced diet, not meat.
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Ok its right for animals to eat other animals? (kinda cannibalism) but its not right for humans to eat animals? where is the logic in that? we are also a kind of animal, just more ''evolved'' that the creatures we call animal.
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Debating Free Will again?! We are on the Top of the Foodchain,not somewhere in the middle.

I do not believe in a peaceful Co-existence with a nice Juicy Steak!
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Norain_ wrote:Ok its right for animals to eat other animals? (kinda cannibalism) but its not right for humans to eat animals? where is the logic in that? we are also a kind of animal, just more ''evolved'' that the creatures we call animal.


Your point is?
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Squirt wrote:
ThiefzV2 wrote:eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too


its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.

As was said above. If it wasn't for meat humans might have never evolved


But without meat... NOTHING WOULD HAVE EVOLOVED, because meat is a complex structure of tissues.
This proves that evolution is going forwards, not backwards

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ThiefzV2 wrote:eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too


its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.


Insects / meat in a diet = larger brain.

edit: peta = terrorists


+1

statistics have proven that due to the lack of certain essential proteins etc. only found in meat, the brain shrivells and brain fluid fills the void...


but that doesn't affect their mental state
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Whats with all the animal activist bashing?
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Funny how you never see Vegetarians in 3rd World Countries.
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Cruor wrote:
ThiefzV2 wrote:eating animals is wrong. they suffer pain too

its a fact people who eat veggies/fruit are a lot healthier and dont suffer from all these diseases and arteries clog.
It's also a fact that humans are equipped with a set of teeth that make us omnivores. Diseases and poor health are the result of an unbalanced diet, not meat.


we are designed to be herbivore and we are only supposed ot eat meat as a redudant mechanism in case we run out of plants. most of our anatomy are similar to herbivores, not carnivores. meat is a posion, that people who eat meet get heart disease, cancer, diabetes, osteoperosis, and other degenerative disease.

we are herbivore because if we are carnivore then we will eat raw fresh meat like others meat-eaters do. do humans derive pleasuing by killing an animal with his bare hands and then eating the meat fresh? no... we want to cook our meat and eat it processed with lots of shit our body cant disgest properly. do you enjoy ripping animals apart with your teeth and eating them down to their bones? no. humans simply dont have the characteristics or instinct like meat-eaters does thats programmed deep into their DNA.

humans do whatever they do to satisfy themselve. why people millions of people eat at McDonalds everyday? is it because its good for them? no it's because they simply dont know any better.


plus eating plant is natural... we are designed to eat unprocessed food since many years of evolution give us the enyzmes to disgest them easily. meat on the other hand, rot and decay releasing toxins into our body and while it spends a long time in our intestines

well if u choose to eat man then enjoy your lower lifespan and thessevere health risk eating meat:

mad cow disease
foot and mouth disease
giardia
E. coli
Salmonella
leptospirosis
toxoplasmosis
trichnellosis
roundworm
athersclerosis
no constipation
no kidney stone and gallstones.
no eating animal that eat shit
etc

plus a warm feeling in your heart knowing that no animal was killed or harm while u are enjoying your meal :love:
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lmao, if u wanna be veggie, be it, dun fking tell us OMNIVORES that meat's poison.

trying to justify ur veggieness? god, that's hilarious. "facts" my ass

oh wait, heard of OMNIVORES?
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so basically people who eat meat derive about 5 minutes of pleasure eating them and then shit it out? and pay a huge long term price for a short term gain. :banghead:


p.s. i eat meat too but i eat a lot more veggies than meat. and ive never been to a doctor for at least a decade. dont have any health problem at all.
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i eat meat AND veggies. u know why? cuz i need it to survive.

u can't limit health problems to dietary habits. there are way more factors u have to consider.
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no i dont get a warm and cozy feeling knowing no animals were killed while making my meal

pretty sure ecoli is more of a problem in veggy
ur last couple things on ur list didnt make too much sense

i an omnivore eat everything

if u havent been to a docotr for a yearly checkup in a decade
then dont talk about health risks with me :P
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Animals Eat and Kill Other Animals, it's the circle of life

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thiefz ur a pu$$y!!!!

im down to risk myself to get all those diseases if thats what it takes to eat meat...

yet being from a 3rd world country makes me immune to that shit...

lol frikkin americans would get E coli from drinking the water from my country...

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M3K0S wrote:thiefz ur a pu$$y!!!!

im down to risk myself to get all those diseases if thats what it takes to eat meat...

yet being from a 3rd world country makes me immune to that shit...

lol frikkin americans would get E coli from drinking the water from my country...


fuck yea! high fives the goat licker
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lol (high fives back)
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Grimjaw wrote:Funny how you never see Vegetarians in 3rd World Countries.


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