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i think my wife is cheating on me

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i did not write this, its a copy paste. enjoy :)

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Lol, that man has got some nice priorities.
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haha lol!

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lol. Was like wtf.
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lmaooo wow totally unexpected
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posted it on 4chan

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X-Lax wrote:posted it on 4chan

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Lmao.
Was not expecting that....
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lol'd pretty hard
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Cool story -- wrong topic title.

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haha lol
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i wish my wife would cheat on me...wit a girl
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hahaha I laught out LOUD!
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o snap.

That was so damn funny I spilled my coffee while laughing...
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lolz, nice one.
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Lulz rlly nice lol
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Outstanding! :love:
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This is a very old joke... there are also lots of versions of it.
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A guy who knows his priorities. Rare to find.
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The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

anyone get this as well?

i mean i am not married but my phone rings, i answer, the other person hangs up. it happens like 8x a week

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user wrote:
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

anyone get this as well?

i mean i am not married but my phone rings, i answer, the other person hangs up. it happens like 8x a week

yeah, everyday

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that was good, lol

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OH i get it now.
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is prob better to take it back to the dealer

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