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A bad kisser...

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So I have been dating this girl and she's very pretty and cool. I can definitely see that she is into me and I'm into her as well. There is a problem though, I don't wanna make out with her... she's such a bad kisser and that turns me off immediately.

So, anyways should I tell her she sucks at kissing?
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Your username means big penis in japanese.....


you should just tell her....
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tell her she sucks and you won't kiss her till she gets better?
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if u got patience teach
if u dont oh well
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make her see french kissing vids on youtube
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or refuse to kiss her and the only way she'll get mouth action is giving u a blowjob
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if u ever want a kiss again, dont tell her she sucks, just work with her on it
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lol seeking advice from the internet.
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buy her a blow up doll
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John_Doe wrote:lol seeking advice from the internet.



why wouldnt he want our help, we his best friends :D


right? :( u like us dont u?
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dump her
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Squirt wrote:Image

that made me Lol so hard
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lol

Try teaching her how, you giant moron.
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and use your tounge
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Reise wrote:lol

Try teaching her how, you giant moron.


this is the obvious answer instead of complaining
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How does she kiss you?

Does she do erotic shit like wiggle her tounge in your throat until you gag?
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If your dating then ****
Just tell her how she's doing it wrong.
If you're REALLY all that then just teach her..
Unless your not.
And in that case I wouldnt be complaining.
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Have you thought that maybe you suck for her?? Maybe shes like whatever im not giving him any better than what he gives me. its all your fault!
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free tutor here and i dont mind giving advance classes either
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pipigrande wrote:So I have been dating this girl and she's very pretty and cool. I can definitely see that she is into me

video or just pure bullsht

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its really not that hard to kiss even for nubs
i cant really see wut she could be doing wrong

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ya, maybe u could tell us what shes doing that u dont like?
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she has braces, that it?
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Does it matter. If you enjoy spending time with her and if you have fun just being around her thats all that really matters. Not how good at kissing she is or how much "pleasure" she gives you.

Try focusing on enjoying her personality instead of finding faults on something so trivial.

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You could help her to get better, instead of blatantly telling her she sucks.
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You know really can't kiss?

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For the ones saying 'teach her', it isn't so easy to say 'hey I'm going to teach you how to kiss because you aren't very good at it'.

For the ones saying I could suck myself at it, I'm not. Been in a couple of relationships and my gfs always want more of my kisses.

For the ones asking how she kisses, I'm not going into details but I'm going to say that her tongue is all over my throat.
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pipigrande wrote:For the ones saying 'teach her', it isn't so easy to say 'hey I'm going to teach you how to kiss because you aren't very good at it'.

For the ones saying I could suck myself at it, I'm not. Been in a couple of relationships and my gfs always want more of my kisses.

For the ones asking how she kisses, I'm not going into details but I'm going to say that her tongue is all over my throat.


Well for one, girls will never say to your face if your bad. Talk to her friends to find out, if you can find one that talks.
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pipigrande wrote:For the ones saying 'teach her', it isn't so easy to say 'hey I'm going to teach you how to kiss because you aren't very good at it'.

For the ones saying I could suck myself at it, I'm not. Been in a couple of relationships and my gfs always want more of my kisses.

For the ones asking how she kisses, I'm not going into details but I'm going to say that her tongue is all over my throat.


maybe when she does it you could kinda lightly pull away, then kinda smile and laugh and say" whoa there, take it easy :) " , just remember to smile and dont make it look like you think shes trying to dig up the sandwich u had for lunch
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