A woman wanted for the attempted kidnap of her ex-Second Life boyfriend has been caught after a search that spread across several states. 33-year-old Kimberly Jernigan had an online affair with a 52-year-old man via Second Life, and when he ended the relationship, she became quite distressed ... as well as demented, if this story is anything to go by.
The relationship ended after the pair had met in real life (likely meaning she didn't resemble her Second Life avatar enough), and in the beginning of August, Kimberly allegedly drove to her ex-boyfriend's Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap the man at gunpoint. Apparently she couldn't even manage that successfully, and had to come back two weeks later and track him down to his Delaware home, posing as a postal worker to find his address. After cutting and removing a screened window to gain entry to the man's house, she lay in wait for him with a set of handcuffs, a roll of duct tape, a taser, a BB gun and her dog Gogi.
Her foolproof scheme failed after the man simply ran away, having entered to find a laser beam pointed at his chest. Kimberley had fled soon after, but her dog was discovered bound in duct tape and abandoned in the bathroom to stop him making noise. She was found an hour later in Maryland and taken into custody after a "brief struggle" at a rest stop.
We don't often run Second Life stories on Destructoid, but after reading the above ... can you blame us for breaking tradition just this once?
Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
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Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
what the shit!?

Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
How romantic
I'm an asshole.Live with it


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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
LMFAO
hahahahah wow....
you would expect this from the guy of all people haha
hahahahah wow....
you would expect this from the guy of all people haha

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wow...why would she bring the dog only to duct tape it and leave it behind. And that must hurt failing to kidnap someone twice. But kudos to the guy for not being an idiot and simply getting the hell out of there.

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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
lollerskates...
I laugh at things like this, geez...
never ever do shit like this, or you're up for the cork, crazy.
I laugh at things like this, geez...
never ever do shit like this, or you're up for the cork, crazy.

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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
Her foolproof scheme failed after the man simply ran away
Fail...
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Thnx cin for sig & Hershey for avy
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Starrie wrote::shock: What a game can do with your mind
or she was lonely and desperate which drove her to insanity! hooooo
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damn.. **** the internetz.
I'm outta here...
I'm outta here...

Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
A true NB & Fly love story.
Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
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It puts the lotion on th... Hey get back here!
the man simply ran away
It puts the lotion on th... Hey get back here!

Spoiler!
woutR wrote:Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.
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Draquish wrote:A true NB & Fly love story.
LOL



Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
Maybe I should kidnap people from SRF.
I'd be famous
The person who was kidnapped would be famous.
SRF would be famous.
It's a win-win-win-situation.
I'd be famous
The person who was kidnapped would be famous.
SRF would be famous.
It's a win-win-win-situation.
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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
lmao. Dom kidnaps Amelie, and I'll take Cin & Kratos.
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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
Snoopy wrote:lmao. Dom kidnaps Amelie, and I'll take Cin & Kratos.
as long as I get Zypher I'm ok with it.
Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
CrimsonNuker wrote:Draquish wrote:A true NB & Fly love story.
LOL
lol.
anyway youd be amazed how seriously people take second life.

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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
well, it could be worse...
if it was about IMVU, thenn it would be terrible..
if it was about IMVU, thenn it would be terrible..

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takolin wrote:Snoopy wrote:lmao. Dom kidnaps Amelie, and I'll take Cin & Kratos.
as long as I get Zypher I'm ok with it.
Mmmmm, man grease!
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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
Snoopy wrote:takolin wrote:Snoopy wrote:lmao. Dom kidnaps Amelie, and I'll take Cin & Kratos.
as long as I get Zypher I'm ok with it.
Mmmmm, man grease!
amelie gets a bald guy and you an overrated cat with fruit on its head.
Besides the grease makes things easier
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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
I can't believe it had taken 2 attempts to kidnap him, she must of been desperate LMFAO
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Re: Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life
Amelie:That story Is Romatic Thnx
Amelie I LOVE YOU!!!
Amelie I LOVE YOU!!!

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