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I got a job!

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as a tennis instructor :P

im tutoring this 7 year old girl for the next 2 or 3 months
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Poor girl :(
Ooh, I got a sexy ex-staff title!
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*sniff* *sniff* does i smells a pedophile?

jk <3 :wink:
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It puts the lotion on the skin
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I wouldn't be celebrating..

Have fun watching her pee her pants, cry that she misses her pet snail and hit you in the nuts with a racket because shes socially inadequate >_<
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How much do you get paid for?...
hurr durr
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lol the first 3 replies have made this thread epic
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you guys make it sound like a bad thing, hes doing something good and helping out people :)
EDIT: nevermind i saw the tennis part, i thought it was tutoring math or something. and your avatar is from boom online!
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7yrold? Tennis skirt? Running?


Sounds like a pedo-trap.
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Draq is right, sounds like a trap...
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^I knew someone would bring up that :roll:

and I don't know how much im getting, but they told me they would tax me. Why would they tax a minor, they won't get anything much out of it
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:( they taxed me at where i worked and put stuff into ss and 401k.... wtf.... i dont even know i had a 401k...
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CloudStrider wrote:Draq is right, sounds like a trap...

Perhaps.
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Grimm-.- wrote:
CloudStrider wrote:Draq is right, sounds like a trap...

Perhaps.


Or maybe...

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pedo.

You will be paid:

20 to life.
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Another possibility is that.. .. well you know.. .. He'd just tutor the girls, not violently rape her, and she'd learn to play tennis.

Could be..
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I don't know Priam, seems pretty far fetched...
penfold1992 wrote:durka durka muhammad gihad allah 10k plys. thats all i hear :S

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Ye i know, was just a thought.
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Nitro wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:
CloudStrider wrote:Draq is right, sounds like a trap...

Perhaps.


Or maybe...

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ROFL @ THAT PIC, HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D
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^Dont drop your soap :!:
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Jstar1,i want you to be my coach
How much this girl will be paying you?I'll double it.I'll give you whatever you want - money,women...men?Just be my instructor :-)
I'm an asshole.Live with it
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So just the girl by herself :?

Is she rich and all :?




Oh and don't forget to teach that girl a signature grunt :P
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emperor3000 wrote:So just the girl by herself :?

Is she rich and all :?




Oh and don't forget to teach that girl a signature grunt :P



The grunt can be "homework".
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Kakarieku wrote:Jstar1,i want you to be my coach
How much this girl will be paying you?I'll double it.I'll give you whatever you want - money,women...men?Just be my instructor :-)


so you want to be raped??

I dunno, I guess cin is better in things like that.. ask him.
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Gratz For geting JOB im working In BANDAI ENTERTAIMENT
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apparently :banghead:
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Icealya wrote:
Kakarieku wrote:Jstar1,i want you to be my coach
How much this girl will be paying you?I'll double it.I'll give you whatever you want - money,women...men?Just be my instructor :-)


so you want to be raped??

I dunno, I guess cin is better in things like that.. ask him.


so your suggesting that im a rapist? Get out of here if you have nothing nice to say
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Everybody is saying it...

And you only look at mine??

It hurts to hear that from you, you know that?

You're breaking my heart...
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ur breaking ice's isybisy little heart :P
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Icealya wrote:Everybody is saying it...

And you only look at mine??

It hurts to hear that from you, you know that?

You're breaking my heart...


people are just scoffing about the fact that I happen to coach a 7 year old girl..I was expecting it. but your saying that I actually WILL rape her. thats offensive
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