had the worst stomach virus yesterday

[Zypher]

was laying on the bathroom floor for the first 3 hours. Then from like 8 pm to 4 am, i would get up every 10-20 minutes to go to the bathroom which i didnt even have to go.


At one point, i broke down and cried. This poo was not cool.

Now my computer desk is lined up with water, some juice, and a ton of dumb laxative things. omggggggggggg dying.

Edit: i love my mom.

[Grimm-.-]

Interesting.
Please. Tell us more.

OT: Thats sucks
I always have stomach problems and its fking horrible

:Edit: I also love my mom

[BrokenSaint]

Had the same feeling before when I got sick. Everytime I attempted to stand straight, it'd feel like someone drove a pitchfork in my tummy. The only time it didnt hurt is when I was walking around like some hunchback.

[rek]

At one point, i broke down and cried. This poo was not cool.

Wow, that bad?

[MrBow]

T_T that sucks. Get well soon!

Edit: love your sig

[Priam]

Disgusting, rly

[CrimsonNuker]

lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

[rek]

lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

..ew

[Kakarieku]

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

[CrimsonNuker]

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

[Kakarieku]

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

Yea,somehow

[rek]

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Thanks for sharing.

I vomited blood up once.

[takolin]

Yay for healthy guts.

[Swindler]

omg, that shit dont seems to be funny :O Gimme it, i love non funny stuff

[Zypher]

yeh it was pretty bad.

still have it but its not as bad. only thing that makes me feel better is throwing up

[crazyskwrls]

reads thread, throws up, runs away

[Locketart]

Anyone else in the mood for a chocolate parfait all of a sudden?

[Verfo]

hope you get beter, and you should just spend the next few days in the bathroom

[cpinney]

holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

[Grimm-.-]

lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

Well Then...

[XemnasXD]

you big baby. I get sick like once every 2 years and a year ago i somehow got a stomach virus...spent 3 days vomiting BWAHAHAHA. Your poop was nothing compared to mine!

[speeble]

One really sick this 1 morning before school. I decided to hop in the shower and soak a bit. Well I farted, and blew diarrhea everywhere behind me and all over the wall behind me . I laughed but at the same time it was disgusting. Turned the water brown and such and was gross. Never trust a fart

[AngelMare]

go play some sports and u will be healty, dont eat junk food -.- .
worest i got was urinary system blood vessels infection , rare but hurts , well , and once only .. and its this week -.- .

[woutR]

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

Yea,somehow

If they were coming out your ass they would not require the effort of being pulled out; they would simply be shit out.
Those kind of worms are fixed with pills, as are most worms.

Though there are also more interesting methods to remove one of those beasties, as my biology teacher told me.

I believe you hang a fish above the person with the worm, he then opens his mouth and the worm attracted by the smell starts climbing up. You must then fight the constant gagging and then the worm will eventually climb out of the mouth going straight up in the air to the fish.
Then you grab the worm tightly and you roll him out of the body with a stick, rolling the worm around the stick.


This kind of info truly enhances your life, btw.

[Zypher]

you big baby. I get sick like once every 2 years and a year ago i somehow got a stomach virus...spent 3 days vomiting BWAHAHAHA. Your poop was nothing compared to mine!

been vomiting all day.

fix me Xemnas.

[FireVortex]

Do we rly got 2 start talking bout poop.

[Asteroid]

i got that once long ago. isnt cool at all but my immune system is like a computer's antivirus

[Doron]

omg...

you can still show emotions after that botox session I gave you for your birthday?

dang.. I can't even laugh anymore..

and... maybe it was just a bad cake??

maybe the cake was a lie!?

[Inuyasha584]

holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

isnt that aids or something

[t0rch]

holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

isnt that aids or something

I gave zypher aids. Soz fellas