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by cin » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:59 pm
made me giggle. there's some weird peoples out there.
dug up the english version of the news.
The Sun wrote: A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy. Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them. But police say it is even more bizarre. They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them. Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies. Police found another packet on him when they arrested him. 'Ritual theory' Paraizo, of Aragoiania, in central Brazil, told reporters he can’t have sex with women since sexual abuse as a teenager. “I tried once but couldn’t do it. I only feel like it if it’s a cow or a horse.” He added: “I need to stop doing this rubbish. I want treatment.” Police chief Alvaro Cassio dos Santos said: “We estimate he killed around four hundred cows in the last four years. “At first we thought it was part of some black magic ritual as neither the meat nor the skin were taken away.” Paraizo could get up to five years in jail for material damages against local farmers.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 517629.ece
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by Draquish » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:03 pm
I knew he was the one who took the cookie from the cookie jar...
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by XemnasXD » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:03 pm
this strange strange world with such ppl in it...
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by cpinney » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:04 pm
i came.
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by t0rch » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:13 pm
cpinney wrote: i came.
I was on the verge until i read that he ripped the eyeballs out and left a package of cookies on the ground.
**** littering
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by Swindler » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:16 pm
XemnasXD wrote: this strange strange world with such ppl in it...
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by Buffy » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:34 pm
is Farking retardet he should have lifetime jail. what he did on animals and the bizzare sex act, even take of hes balls
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by Doron » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:43 pm
oi. humping a tree, okay, but a horse or cow, no.
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by Crumpets » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:44 pm
Least they died happy + I think we should film Foxes getting raped. RIGHT BLACK FOX.
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by Locketart » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:52 pm
I knew that double cheeseburger tasted a little wierd.
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by Doron » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:00 pm
Locketart wrote: I knew that double cheeseburger tasted a little wierd.
I just spat out my hamburger...
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by magisuns » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:00 pm
0o...poor cowz
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by Buffy » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:07 pm
magisuns wrote: 0o...poor cowz
yes it is..
it's not funny at all, think if someone take your eyes and rape you
its horrible.
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by XemnasXD » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:11 pm
Buffy wrote: magisuns wrote: 0o...poor cowz
yes it is..
it's not funny at all, think if someone take your eyes and rape you
its horrible.
think about if someone took you and your family, huddled you into a pen then onto a conveyor belt, chopped you into bits and pieces then sold you around the world where ppl would then pick and judge you around some of your closest recently deceased friends until they decided which one they wanted to take home and serve up to their family with smiles all around.
is scary right
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by Buffy » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:19 pm
Sure it is, it would be a nightmare
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by XemnasXD » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:24 pm
Buffy wrote: Sure it is, it would be a nightmare
*eats steak* i know
*keeps eating steak* just awful
*puts some steak on my steak for extra steak flavor* makes you want to just give up beef...start eating veal or something....
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by Buffy » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:34 pm
i like eat beef but is not about it.
But you cant say is ok to rape and stick out a eye from innocent animal?
the cow maybe they keep long time alive.
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by Grimmjow » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:40 pm
Buffy wrote: i like eat beef but is not about it.
But you cant say is ok to rape and stick out a eye from innocent animal?
the cow maybe they keep long time alive.
Until it ends up at my plate.
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by Buffy » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:47 pm
it is not right what he did, its sick, disgusting, gruel and soo on. So they should cut hes balls out..
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by emperor3000 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:56 pm
meh, talk about does he Sniff first then bang
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by /Pi » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:57 pm
Silly. The man didn't "do" the cows. It's the other way around.
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by magisuns » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:54 am
Buffy wrote: it is not right what he did, its sick, disgusting, gruel and soo on. So they should cut hes balls out..
do you even know about half of the stuff people do to animals? u seem as if u just learned they can do shit like this
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by Draquish » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:56 am
Magisuns, he probably did. Don't grow a penis out of it.
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by sunny rays » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:51 am
reminded me of 'the animal' starring rob schneider
haha I quit without ever spending a cent on silk XD
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by XemnasXD » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:02 am
sunny rays wrote: reminded me of 'the animal' starring rob schneider
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by mahumps » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:55 am
Disgusting. Having sex with 400 cows? That's just sick.
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by takolin » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:14 am
Icealya wrote: oi. humping a tree, okay, but a horse or cow, no.
Morality crosses the line after trees.
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by PuppetOfGaea » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:53 am
Hey... F*ck-o... The term is Animal Erotica.
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by Priam » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:02 am
Animal-erotica is way to respectfull. Bestiality is what it is.
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by _Lana_ » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:04 am
I feel sorry for the poor cows and horses.....