Some interesting things to think about. :)

[Grimmjow]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Can you daydream at night?

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

Can crop circles be square?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Can animals commit suicide?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

Can a black person join the kkk?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

Who was Sadie Hawkins?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

Do you yawn in your sleep?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

Why can't donuts be square?

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?


If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the
water at the same time?

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

Why are dogs noses always wet?

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

Do bald people get Dandruff?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Can you cry under water?

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

How come all of the planets are spherical?

How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?

when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

What do people in China call their good plates?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?


Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

Do your eyes change color when you die?

Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?

Can bald men get lice?


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are
stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

[nitrofreez]

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

Don't babies come out head first? o.o

[Vandango]

WHOOPS Accidently clicked Edit insted of Quote lol

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
lol

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Yes

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

For Blind people

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

No idea

Can animals commit suicide?

yes

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? ?

The Oldest Twin (Whoevers head popped out first)

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

lol

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

lol

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Go to Heaven?

[Grandpa]

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

For Blind people

[blackfalcon]

wow those were pretty interesting

i got one:

"what do blind people dream about?", think about that one

[Grandpa]

wow those were pretty interesting

i got one:

"what do blind people dream about?", think about that one

[Grimjaw]

wow those were pretty interesting

i got one:

"what do blind people dream about?", think about that one

I lolled.

[takolin]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
partly cloudy = more sunny than cloudy. partly sunny = more cloudy than sunny
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
yes
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
babies are generally born head first and legs pop out quite fast after the head. And I guess the time is decided when the full baby is out
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
pass. dunno the song
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
It's considered correct until the date when the cookie would've been spoiled if you hadn't opened and/or eaten it
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
I've eaten round bread, and oval shaped bread. Question isn't valid
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
obviously yes
Can you daydream at night?
yes
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
blind people
Can crop circles be square?
crop circle can have any shape they want. Aliens tend to ignore aesthetics. fear > pretty pictures
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
they float, you nub
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
nope
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
depends on the jurisdiction
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
ice cream is made of cream, eggs and sugar. To make vanilla ice one uses vanilla pods who are slices open while the inside is scraped out. Decent vanilla ice is white/yellowish with black speckles from the seeds. To make bad quality vanilla (extract) one doesn't use enough to give ice a whole new colour
Can animals commit suicide?
They can kill themselves but they won't do it out of depression
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
place the animal at an non endangered plant
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
they'd get more doctors for CPR and finish the patient
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
It's about the new series of the same product.
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
buy better drapes. Ours are 2sided
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
You may kiss the groom
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
water is at least 273.15K with normal pressure. Hot enough?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
There's no biological difference between fruit and vegetables. You can call it whatever you like
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Overdose
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
branches, and thus wood, are used to make shelves with to place money on them.
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
because English is a silly language
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
it stole them from the not so well know easter chicken
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Depends if they take up 1 seat or 2.
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
One can't not be jolly when you're outside with animals a lot
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
because giving and taking complement each other. And one does both at the same time always
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
if he's on a step, he can
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
yes
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
nope
How fast do hotcakes sell?
depends on how how the cakes are
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
they do
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
nope
Can a black person join the kkk?
He can though he won't live long
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
the amount of electricity gets diverted quite fast. Only near the impact zone, you'd see soem dead fish
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
if they mutual agree yes
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
nope
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
speed limits
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
David stars
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
the top can fall to the borttom. Perspective my dear man
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
eh?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
dunno, ask one
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
some person who liked pudding
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
nope.
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
babies need to know it's bad outside. Thus they'll realise they're safe inside
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
the exception that makes the rule
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
only the movie
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
yes
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
poo u
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
one can do it the other way around, but don't nag if your suits are wrinkled
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
yes
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
nope
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
nope
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
adrenaline
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
yes while calling a 2nd one
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
others think it's funny
Do you yawn in your sleep?
if you lack oxygen you can yawn
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
they are slightly perverted
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
nope
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
doubtful
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
nope
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
depends on your will
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
nope. holes are too small and your mucus is too viscous
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
lemon is good for defatting. And if you make your own lemon juice it'll have real lemons in it. Don't be so lazy
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
wake up
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
a metal cage obviously
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
what's so scary about chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
to his leg
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
their insurance covers it
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
left over ink in the print machine
Why can't donuts be square?
they can in Japan
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
when you dry yourself you'll scrape of skin cells
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irresistible_force_paradox

If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
nope. Smell are particle carried by the wind.
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
don't understand
Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
they trick or treat at the next cell
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
yes
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
Rowling likes to use fancy language
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
Ask someone who can speak Greek
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
they are 1 person
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
for teachers and parents
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
nope
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
they want anal sex
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the
water at the same time?
Ask archimeded
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
they do it in the dark
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
I don't call them english muffins and neither should you
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
the water level would drop
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
the department of names is composed of dumb people
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
smells get caught in the gelnetwork
Why are dogs noses always wet?
they like it that way
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
the bee would die
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
people are cruel beings
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
It would be cruel if they could never express their feelings
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
it doesn't
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
the battle terrain had curves
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
round boxes are harder to handle
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
as soon as woman started objecting it
Do bald people get Dandruff?
nope
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
bubble get their colour from light reflection/refraction or some other ^physical process. Mine tend to be a bit purplish btw
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
to accentuate their package
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
the even better business bureau
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
if they were made yes, but they might be outdated
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
people like to paint there hands
Can you cry under water?
yes
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Disney was a perv
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
yes
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
yes, but not with full hands
How come all of the planets are spherical?
they once were liquid. And due to gravity they were shaped in spheres which has the least possible surface energy
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
I'm pretty sure men started shaving before woman
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
2
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
He does, but they edit that part out
Why do they put holes in crackers?
else they wouldn't be crackers
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
yes if you imply that you stick it deep enough
What do people in China call their good plates?
good plates obviously, but then in Chinses
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
brown doesn't match the colour of the other toys. People wouldn't play with hippo's if they were brown
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
Have you ever asked one if they have one?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
depends on the laws of thy country
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
yes
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
typo
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
If no other country plays it, and your team is the best of the USA, it's the best of the world as well.

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
nope
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
he'd stay the same
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
corncobhandles
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
depends on who sings. I tend to hear a difference
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Old computer, nonetheless it's a press switch.
Do your eyes change color when you die?
why would they
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
must be, then again legalisation of a surname was made mandatory by Napoleon thus surnames before that ages were kinda meh
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
yes
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
yes
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
theology section
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
older or equally old than/as the average dying age
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
Kentucky doesn't have nice song
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
depends on how they look afterwards
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
a gay version of the pope
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
nope. up and down stairs only works when you've got a groudn floor and an up floor
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
what's a hearse?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
The same name as the guy who married the Dutch queen. He isn't called king either
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
it's the solution to getting more dogs
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
depends on how full the regular marker is
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
if the earth wouldn't move and if there wouldn't any air resistance, while falling in vacuum you'd be moving back and forth in a perpetual movement
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
nope

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
I suggest you'd step out first if you want to try it
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
woman
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
height and weight is on a driver license? Odd
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
nope
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
there is no ink (cfr the matrix)
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
yes. infrared is still light
What do you call male ballerinas?
ballerino
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
with a lot of toiletpaper
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
micky wears shorts
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
phone makers like to confuse people
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
wha?
Can bald men get lice?
in their pubes

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are
stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
In Belgium you can't smile on ID and driver licence pictures
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
nope
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
I guess so
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
without hope one will die
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
if it's his section yes
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
I've seen other colours as well
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
it sanitises the other object
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
woman tend to be smaller than men thus they tend to have smaller shoes
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
yes, you just stare further
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
hell has 7, or were it 9, levels. Pick any you like
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
yes
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
you can keep it during hunting season but then you'd attract shootings in your house which would lead to a lot of police work.
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
I've never used that expression
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
In Dutch there's only one word. We don't make thing overly complicated
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
nope
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
yes
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
there are fairly soft rocks as well
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Nope
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
our freezer has a light. Buy a new one
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
God is a lazy bastard. He couldn't care less about churches.
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
I don't know what coining the phrase means
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
yes
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
nope, but it does increase in size
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
assassination is order by someone
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
the inventor of the steamroller liked the word steam
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
look it up in the thesaurus. I just answered all your stupid questions

Do I get a cookie now?

[Grimmjow]

Sure Tako! You can collect them here. http://www.crazythoughts.com/

[XemnasXD]

Can animals commit suicide?
They can kill themselves but they won't do it out of depression

actually animals can get depressed and refuse to eat thus killing themselves.

What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
nope

actually at that point they are considered pregnant.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
nope

as long as they are accompanied by an adult, yes. Or if the Theater lets them in because Movie ratings aren't a law, more like guidelines that theaters agree to follow.

Do bald people get Dandruff?
nope

actually they can, dandruff is dead skin cells on the scalp, has nothing to do with hair.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
nope

Seeing that ppl may show up after the start of the movie the theater will go ahead and show it but the movie will probably be dropped soon after if no one is going to see it.


Looks like you were a bit off Tak...there were others but im not going to answer stupid questions.

i'll take that cookie now if it does ya fine...

[Verfo]

Lol animals get depressed?

[huejas]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
yes

really?

[Grandpa]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
yes

really?

There's a method to weigh a plane in flight?

[XemnasXD]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
yes

really?

There's a method to weigh a plane in flight?

the laws of physics....

[huejas]

the laws of physics....

wait but will it really weight 2000 pounds more

[Midori]

the laws of physics....

wait but will it really weight 2000 pounds more

Yes, they had this on mythbusters. The amount of air the push down is equal to how much the way. Something like that.

[Grandpa]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
yes

There's a method to weigh a plane in flight?

the laws of physics....

XemnasXD, be specific. Somebody could say the laws of physics prove you don't exist - but unsubstantiated opinion a law does not define.

the laws of physics....

wait but will it really weight 2000 pounds more

Yes, they had this on mythbusters. The amount of air the push down is equal to how much the way. Something like that.

I've seen that episode also, and yes - they conclude it is plausible, not a myth. In other words, the plane does weight 2,000 pounds more and they do not disprove the myth (but they admit that they don't conclusively prove it either). The problem? Trying to devise an acceptable method of weighing a plane in flight.

~Granps

[takolin]

Looks like you were a bit off Tak...there were others but im not going to answer stupid questions.

i'll take that cookie now if it does ya fine...

I was bound to make a few mistakes. But you won't get my cookie.

[BloodyBlade]

Yes, they had this on mythbusters. The amount of air the push down is equal to how much the way. Something like that.

I read ghostbusters. x)

[Midori]

Trying to devise an acceptable method of weighing a plane in flight.

~Granps

a plane in flight ways just as much as a plane on the ground

[Grimm-.-]

Lol animals get depressed?

Animals get happy.
...

[Grandpa]

Regarding the question, "If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?: Grandpa said,
[The problem MythBusters had was...]"...Trying to devise an acceptable method of weighing a plane in flight.

~Granps

a plane in flight ways just as much as a plane on the ground

I only said that it is difficult to prove, not that it was true or untrue. The act of weighing things does not include making unproven statements about them. Your statement above didn't include the weight of birds flying inside the plane and is obviously untrue and quite easy to disprove.

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE:
(G * m1 * m2) / (d)²
where G is the gravitational constant, m1 and m2 are the masses of the two objects for which you are calculating the force, and d is the distance between the centers of gravity of the two masses.

In this case the first object would be the Earth, the second object would be the plane and the DISTANCE would by definition increase if the plane were flying. Of course, you could try to get all slippery about it and say, what if the plane took off from the top of a mountain and then descended - the plane then would actually gain weight - but your statement that it is the same is still wrong.

The Universal Law of Gravitation states that the force of attraction is proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. When another poster said "The Laws of Physics" (proved his case) I replied "Be specific" because I know of no conclusive method of weighing a plane in flight. If you do, fine. Simply describe it.

~Granps

[Ashikiheyun]

Trying to devise an acceptable method of weighing a plane in flight.

~Granps

a plane in flight ways just as much as a plane on the ground

Doesn't it use up jet fuel while in flight, lightening it?

[Crumpets]

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? ?

The Oldest Twin (Whoevers head popped out first)


Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

lol

1) Siamese twins are born through C-section. Thus meaning they both come to the world at the same time.

2) Hmm, hardly any computers have 'start' on the I/O button.

[takolin]

a plane in flight ways just as much as a plane on the ground

I only said that it is difficult to prove, not that it was true or untrue. The act of weighing things does not include making unproven statements about them. Your statement above didn't include the weight of birds flying inside the plane and is obviously untrue and quite easy to disprove.

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE:
(G * m1 * m2) / (d)²
where G is the gravitational constant, m1 and m2 are the masses of the two objects for which you are calculating the force, and d is the distance between the centers of gravity of the two masses.

In this case the first object would be the Earth, the second object would be the plane and the DISTANCE would by definition increase if the plane were flying. Of course, you could try to get all slippery about it and say, what if the plane took off from the top of a mountain and then descended - the plane then would actually gain weight - but your statement that it is the same is still wrong.

The Universal Law of Gravitation states that the force of attraction is proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. When another poster said "The Laws of Physics" (proved his case) I replied "Be specific" because I know of no conclusive method of weighing a plane in flight. If you do, fine. Simply describe it.

~Granps

I'm quite sure they're referring to mass and not weight. And mass is independent of any gravitational force. Else they wouldn't use pounds in the question.

[Grandpa]

I'm quite sure they're referring to mass and not weight. And mass is independent of any gravitational force. Else they wouldn't use pounds in the question.

Yes, you're correct of course and I struggled with the wording of what I was trying to say. I was specifically responding to another post when I said that. The one that said that distance from the earth didn't matter - a plane will always weigh the same on the ground, in flight, anywhere.

You should check out (verify) my statements on the Bullet Trajectory Does anybody know the flightpath of a projectile thread too -
lol... sometimes what I think I'm saying doesn't quite come out exactly how I mean it.

~Granps

[l05tfr33k7]

most of the questions are so stupid...
and i cant believe one of u spent the time to answer all of them

[dom]

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

For Blind people

only thing in thread that made me lol.

The "things to think about" had easy answers for atleast 3/4 of them. Nothing interesting or worth thinking about there.

[Grandpa]

My favorite wasn't in the list:

Why do people in love say, "I'm head over heels in love with you," when the normal state is having ones head over (higher than) their feet. Is there any way to make this sensible?