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put icyhot on their testicles while they are sleeping

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Draquish wrote:I forgot:


Add colorant according to the substance that it replaces. (Orange for orange juice...blahblahblah)


Make sure to spread the virus among EVERYTHING. If its just one item, he can get rid of it faster. Its more fun when he keeps using his stuff, and he keeps finding 'surprises'.


if it's a jock, in his sports outfit!

On his Basketball, Football, SoccerBall, Baseball Bat, Helmet, gloves, keyboard, pens, pillows, sheets, on/off button of PC, that kinda stuffs?
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Icealya wrote:webcam when he faps...


Sounds like some1 did that to you, judging by the amount of effort taken by you to post that.


wat?
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crazyskwrls wrote:200 reasons
< DON'T QUOTE THAT >

Invite Crazyskwrls and Van over to stay 3 days...

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Draquish wrote:Leave your babies all over his keyboard/screen.


*fapfapfap*

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Take the heat sink off his cpu and tell him to play a fps or something.
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I saw the work pubes and I immediately thought "shave your pubes on his bed"

I like the classic shit lol, shave off an eyebrow or put his hand in cold water (i dont even know if that works lol)
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Every time he has to go to the bathroom rush in there before him and dont get out for a long time,
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Evil_Venom wrote:Take the heat sink off his cpu and tell him to play a fps or something.


some computers won't even start up without a heatsink. and if it's new the cpu may underclock before it does any damage
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Evil_Venom wrote:Every time he has to go to the bathroom rush in there before him and dont get out for a long time,

im pretty sure that dosent work due that he has 2 and + bathrooms in his house or something ( he said so himself earlier in a post ) +1 to Draquish LOL. You could always take stuff outta his computer and sell it when his out, or take all his clothes and bleach them, or hire male gay hookers and lock him inside his room with them in it
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make somone pet Shit on his bed ( i did that case my roomate pissed on my
backpack) it work and he can't say u didn it case it was pet

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orange juice and buttermilk ranch stink bomb
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Ok the original prank goes like this:

Step by step
1. Wait for your roommate to fall asleep (even better if he's drunk and passed out or sumthin).
2. Get some shaving gel and rub it to make a lot of shaving cream and put it in his hands.
3. Now get a stick and start picking his face with it so he start scratching his face and BAM! spread all the cream all over himself.
4. Now make sure to be taping all this and then post it on the internet or something so everyone laughs out loud and not just you :D .

Now you can get creative and not only use shaving cream but something else...

Now believe me, if it works fine you will laugh about it so hard that he will actually wake up xD :D :D :D
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Replace your friends aftershave with super glue. Don't add it too early cause it will harden inside, and don't add it too late. Timing is all you need.

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Use his toothbrush and brush it on the toilet.

or

Wipe your shit or anything on his bath towel make sure that every corner of the towel have it.

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sleep with his gf AND his mom and record that shit
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-Steal his car and drive away with all his cash to mexico.
-Scribbler stuff on his face with a sharpie and invite some hot chicks over.
-hide his shoes
-Change his voice mailbox on his cell phone <-- my favourite!
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steal his wallet
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TOloseGT wrote:steal his wallet


AND replace all his cash into PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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throw a stinkbomb into his dresser
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Rape him until he goes gay.
Thats about the worst thing you could to to him
If you want to make him suffer for what he did, there you have it.
:x

Or i might be going over the top here,
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Bukakke wrote:Rape him until he goes gay.
Thats about the worst thing you could to to him
If you want to make him suffer for what he did, there you have it.
:x

Or i might be going over the top here,
i can never tell


whoa, that sounds kind of... gay.
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X-Lax wrote:
Bukakke wrote:Rape him until he goes gay.
Thats about the worst thing you could to to him
If you want to make him suffer for what he did, there you have it.
:x

Or i might be going over the top here,
i can never tell


whoa, that sounds kind of... gay.


His name IS Bukakke...
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PuppetOfGaea wrote:
X-Lax wrote:
Bukakke wrote:Rape him until he goes gay.
Thats about the worst thing you could to to him
If you want to make him suffer for what he did, there you have it.
:x

Or i might be going over the top here,
i can never tell


whoa, that sounds kind of... gay.


His name IS Bukakke...


Bukakke =/= gay
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take ur shit, mix it with milk, put yeast in it, store in a container that dont leak (very important)

after a week, just spread it everywhere...
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Hai guyz, a drunk kid in college ate someone's food. New and exciting and definitely something to get pissed off about and then cause real harm or damage to said drunk person or his things.

Ask him about it, if he's apologetic and not a dick, then it's fine. Do some harmless prank to get back for fun.

If he's a dick, get him kicked out.

Most of this shit is stupid.
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Grandpa wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:200 reasons
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Invite Crazyskwrls and Van over to stay 3 days...


alright gramps i'll come
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punch him in the balls
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TOloseGT wrote:shave his pubes

If someone did that to me...
I would thank them.
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take off ur pant
shove ur butt up his nose n fart

i remember my litto bro done that to my dad before

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suck his balls

..WAIT, i didn't mean that :shock:
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Plan a vacation or a weekend or some time to get out of your house for at least a couple days.
Before leaving, use your roommate's money to buy some food, then eat all that food and leave the same mess but 10 times bigger!!!! and then leave.
I'm assuming he will clean the whole shit unless he really is a drunk dirty bastard.

So you would be returning the favor to him just magnified... something like eye for an EYE.

Just make sure you lock your room extremely well!!!

And of course you could just trash down the entire apartment and then move with another roommate the next day
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