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I'm at my friends place writing this... his parents are out of town (and his older sister) ... I got so drunk ... we drank whole bottle of Jägermeister (if you know what that is) ... This is first time I actually puked ... I puked on his sister's bed , on my shirt and pants ... I felt asleep and I dreamt such a wonderfull dream ... I cant recall when I dreamt that good ...

Now Its 4 am and I'm writing this on SRF ... gawd its so nice to have some place to write like this to unwind and relax ... gawd I love SRF ... Now I'm without shirt ... friend is sleeping in other room and I'm listening to Final Fantasy music ...

My friend got up ... and his bed is filled with .... * cant find the word ...sigh* the thing you puke ... lol he was filled with it ... on his neck and stuff ... disgusting ... btw any one has idea how to clear that shit up? the puke-thing? I tried with soap and water ... doesnt go down really well =/ ... I cant sleep only on one side of bed ... and how could I feel better in my stomach? I drank a little milk second ago ... fells good ...

Today I just realized how hawt I look without t-shirt ... hehe and I'm just looking at video ... of girl and me making out ... I look like Neo from Matrix roflcakes...

Oh lord ... for the first time I actually puked ... from alcohol ... I remember moments ... of me beeing naked in his bathroom ... gawd what alcohol does to people... I could got laid today , if "the girl" is here ... I dont think my d1ck would get up tho... but I wouldnt mind ...

...what a night ...

Anyway ... I just like felt sharing this with you wonderful people ... love you all <3
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HAHAHAH DRUNKO... sorry im tired, but this is funny shit

and btw Jägermeister is so damn good!
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Im on my way to get drunk....ill be back with the results :P
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umm lov ya too... put into the washer i guess...

i look smexy with out a shirt too :P
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Nitro wrote:I'm at my friends place writing this... his parents are out of town (and his older sister) ... I got so drunk ... we drank whole bottle of Jägermeister (if you know what that is) ... This is first time I actually puked ... I puked on his sister's bed , on my shirt and pants ... I felt asleep and I dreamt such a wonderfull dream ... I cant recall when I dreamt that good ...

Now Its 4 am and I'm writing this on SRF ... gawd its so nice to have some place to write like this to unwind and relax ... gawd I love SRF ... Now I'm without shirt ... friend is sleeping in other room and I'm listening to Final Fantasy music ...

My friend got up ... and his bed is filled with .... * cant find the word ...sigh* the thing you puke ... lol he was filled with it ... on his neck and stuff ... disgusting ... btw any one has idea how to clear that shit up? the puke-thing? I tried with soap and water ... doesnt go down really well =/ ... I cant sleep only on one side of bed ... and how could I feel better in my stomach? I drank a little milk second ago ... fells good ...

Today I just realized how hawt I look without t-shirt ... hehe and I'm just looking at video ... of girl and me making out ... I look like Neo from Matrix roflcakes...

Oh lord ... for the first time I actually puked ... from alcohol ... I remember moments ... of me beeing naked in his bathroom ... gawd what alcohol does to people... I could got laid today , if "the girl" is here ... I dont think my d1ck would get up tho... but I wouldnt mind ...

...what a night ...

Anyway ... I just like felt sharing this with you wonderful people ... love you all <3


ROFL, THANKS FOR SHARING THAT

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exality wrote:Im on my way to get drunk....ill be back with the results :P


hahah rofl ... well ... good luck to you Sir :)

oh dear god ...I can just remember opening my eyes, running everywhere , hitting my head into something ... I dont think I'll drink for ... like a month now...
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Nitro wrote:
exality wrote:Im on my way to get drunk....ill be back with the results :P


hahah rofl ... well ... good luck to you Sir :)

oh dear god ...I can just remember opening my eyes, running everywhere , hitting my head into something ... I dont think I'll drink for ... like a month now...


too bad u will probably get even more wasted next week, cuz a month never happens
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i bet you wont remember writing this
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Nitro wrote:
exality wrote:Im on my way to get drunk....ill be back with the results :P


hahah rofl ... well ... good luck to you Sir :)

oh dear god ...I can just remember opening my eyes, running everywhere , hitting my head into something ... I dont think I'll drink for ... like a month now...

shit one month :O how are you gonna make that ? :O well good luck dude..
Dammit i want to drink tomorrow :/ but no cash in my stash :(

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im getting drunk tonight lol (don't judge me) gonna be awesome 3rd party of summer w00t
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Jstar1 wrote:i bet you wont remember writing this


Hahaha ... cant wait to get home and read this thread ... but it would be cool if I wont remember.
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Getting wasted then telling the story about the night is what all the cool kids do these days.
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PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN BOTH OF YOU (PEPSI AND NITRO)
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i didnt happen its in 3 hrs i got to get ready soon but im not really sure wat kinda drunk i am
and ima get wasted lol
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.Higinia wrote:Getting wasted then telling the story about the night is what all the cool kids do these days.


Well I dont know what to do ... and I dont feel like sleeping ... and I feel like sharing with someone (Someone ... huge community) ... *sigh* ... chill =/
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If you can type and get on the internet, let alone not be passed out on the floor with a paper goat taped to your head and explicit words written all over your nude body, you're not really drunk or you haven't drank that much. Not by Canadian standards anyways.
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pepsi -.- wrote:i didnt happen its in 3 hrs i got to get ready soon but im not really sure wat kinda drunk i am
and ima get wasted lol


well bring a camera AIIIIGHT HOMIE G DOWNSOUTH A-TOWN?
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ill try mah homie
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CrimsonNuker wrote:PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN BOTH OF YOU (PEPSI AND NITRO)

I cant find USB of PC ... =/ but I'll take a pics of beds with my mobile phone ... and will post them tommorow when I wake up.
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dom wrote:If you can type and get on the internet, let alone not be passed out on the floor with a paper goat taped to your head and explicit words written all over your nude body, you're not really drunk or you haven't drank that much. Not by Canadian standards anyways.


Hahah ... I think that phase passed ^^

Crap ... double post rofl.
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yeah, just remember, you're here to share something xD
no need to feel you need to prove anything to anyone lol
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Nitro wrote:
dom wrote:If you can type and get on the internet, let alone not be passed out on the floor with a paper goat taped to your head and explicit words written all over your nude body, you're not really drunk or you haven't drank that much. Not by Canadian standards anyways.


Hahah ... I think that phase passed ^^

Crap ... double post rofl.


You metabolize 0.015 BAC per hour.

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What that means, if you're really drunk and thrashed, it's impossible you sober up in a couple hours.
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i wonder how many shots of vodka i cant take before i pass out drunk lol
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pepsi -.- wrote:i wonder how many shots of vodka i cant take before i pass out drunk lol


Why would you want to pass out when you're getting laid d00d?
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pepsi -.- wrote:i wonder how many shots of vodka i cant take before i pass out drunk lol

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pepsi -.- wrote:i wonder how many shots of vodka i cant take before i pass out drunk lol


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If you're a real man, you measure that in cups (or even bottles). Not shots.
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no i meant in a compation (w/e) i isnt passin out drunk at a party when u can get laid im not that dumb
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dom wrote:
pepsi -.- wrote:i wonder how many shots of vodka i cant take before i pass out drunk lol


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If you're a real man, you measure that in cups (or even bottles). Not shots.

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^Okay dom ... I cant calculate anything ... I dont feel like nor anything ...

I'm european ... that means kilograms ... I cant be arsed to transfer lb. to kg...
I have 73kg ... and I'm 184 cm tall... rofl at you Canadians ...

We've started drinking at 7 PM ... its 4 AM now ... hahah
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Nitro wrote:^Okay dom ... I cant calculate anything ... I dont feel like nor anything ...

I'm european ... that means kilograms ... I cant be arsed to transfer lb. to kg...
I have 73kg ... and I'm 184 cm tall... rofl at you Canadians ...

We've started drinking at 7 PM ... its 4 AM now ... hahah

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