Corrupt a Wish

[TOloseGT]

granted, but they changed artists and writers and it's changed into powerpuff girls 2

i wish i was a mod =]

[mahumps]

Granted, but you can't do anything.

I wish I don't have to make a new ikariam account all over again.

[McLovin1t]

Granted but your old one gets haxxored

I wish to be the best player in SRO

[vietxboy911]

Granted but then your account got haxed and all your characters went back to lvl 1.

I wish that i have a dual layered disc to burn my game on

[Squirt]

Granted but 1 cm of your penis will be removed everytime you burn a new cd

I wish that i was a moderator of earth

[Rumai]

granted , but when u are a mod of earth your house burst into flames because of an dragon-saurus Rex is grillin ur house.

i wish i had a dragon-saurus rex just like the one who grilled Squirt's house

[TOloseGT]

granted, but it grilled ur house

i wish i was sexy x3

[vietxboy911]

Granted, but then your mom secrectly gave you plastic surgery to look like micheal jackson overnight.

I wish that i can level tommorow in SRO

[mahumps]

Granted, but after the level up you'll die 50 times and level down twice.

I wish people will stop playing sro and join us here in OTL.

[rumpleKillskin]

Granted, but then people would spam the otl with pointless topics

I wish that I knew the secret to the universe

[TOloseGT]

granted, it's 42, but u could never understand what it meant

i wish i was omnipotent

[Rumai]

granted, but canibals eats u

i wish for money

[JoshPoshMosh]

granted, but you receive $3.50

I wish my holiday was extended by 2 weeks

[Rumai]

granted , but on the way to the airport your car blows up

i wish my school is gonna burn up

[mahumps]

Granted, but you're inside your school

I wish I can fly.

[crazyskwrls]

granted but you dont know how to land so you die

i wish i know how to make my hands produce heat like those monks who can light paper on fire by justing using their hands

[Bounzzer]

Granted but your whole house will burn down if u use your power.
I wish I Didn't drunk too much last night.. (28 Beers :S)

[Swindler]

Wish granted but you only drinked 1 and got drunk and started dancing naked on the table so everyone start laugh at you and a rumor started that says you act like a 13 year old girl who drinking on town...

I wish i was superman..

[Rumai]

granted but when you are flying in the air you'll get sucked in to an jet engine so u die.

i wish that the next poster wont grant my wish

[TOloseGT]

granted, but the genie granted ur wish for me

i wish i could have multiple orgasms

[chesticles]

granted but u have to lose your penis.

i wish this thread would die forever and cant be ressurected.

[TOloseGT]

granted, the thread used for knitting was burnt into ashes

i wish i had a red apple

[vietxboy911]

granted but there was a worm in it.

i wis somebody would reply to my hybrid help topic in character and skills

[TOloseGT]

granted, but it was invisible

i wish i could turn into a big green monster

[/Pi]

Granted but you get jerpes.

I wish I can speak Elvish.

[mahumps]

Granted, but no one else can speak the language making you look stupid.

I wish I'm good with swords.

[Grimm-.-]

Granted, But you are only good with paper swords. O_o


I Wish I was bisexual

[Bukakke]

Granted but neither of the sexes likes you

I wish i had a bigger PeePee

[/Pi]

Granted but it suddenly possessed a mind of its own and started giving you surprise buttsecks!

I wish I have deep fried eel sushi.

[Rumai]

granted but a little chinese kid stole it from u

i wish i was hitler