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go and get it..

You are in a sauna and someone is locking the door and raise heathing what do you do?

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kick the boiling rocks into the door

u'r trapped in a safe, what do u do?
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Relax.


You're done fapping and your woman comes through the door and demands sex. What do you do?

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picture megan fox naked

u'r leaning out the window when u slip and u'r falling, ur friend is beside u, what do u do?
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make him break the fall.

You find a nice hot girl demanding sex, so you take her to your house. Just as the fun begins, your parents get home..wat do u do?
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kick the girl outta ur window

pedobear chases ur child through the woods while u'r binded to a chair, what do u do?
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gives him honey

You wake up in a dark room and you can see a door, a cannibal comes in and try to eat you up, what do you do?

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i beat the shit out of him.

your mom tries to seduce you( lol)..wat do u do
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I'd get the fuck out of my house

As you prepare to have sex with this smoking hot chick, you pull down her pants and discover that shes got one big fucking bush, what do you do?
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Real men go through the forest as well.

Two smoking hot chicks gag you and tie you to your chair, they're gonna rape you. What do you do?
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woutR wrote:Real men go through the forest as well.

Two smoking hot chicks gag you and tie you to your chair, they're gonna rape you. What do you do?


Sit and relax.

You're having sex and your partner shits on your chest, what do you do?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
woutR wrote:Real men go through the forest as well.

Two smoking hot chicks gag you and tie you to your chair, they're gonna rape you. What do you do?


Sit and relax.

You're having sex and your partner shits on your chest, what do you do?


carry on of course (lol)

your being tortured and interrogated for secret documents and your being forced to watch the same episode of sex in the city over and over what do you do?
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I fap to it.

You're having sex and your partner complains that you cant get your hard on, what do you do?
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Use your fingers.

Your mum finds your fap towel and sniffs it to find out the substance, what do you do?
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Tell her its the dogs throw up

You are ina moving car and teh door opens and your head is outside hwat do you do/?
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GET THE HELL BACK IN THE CAR.

You get banned form srf, what do you do? xD
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go to sra

Your Mom finds you watching pr0n
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* say WTF pop up!

You are falling from your bed
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Squirt wrote:* say WTF pop up!

You are falling from your bed


Go into slow mo (like Matrix) grab your girlfriend, put her on the ground first, and land on top of her.

You got dacked (pants pulled down) infront of your whole school, what do you do?
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I'd say "Thats right, bask in glory"

You're on your first date and your date is a hot ass chick, she wants to kiss you but you just ate some garlic, onion, ginger hamburger, what do you do?
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DO A BARREL ROLL

You've gotta use the public bathroom and theres shit all over the seat with no toilet paper. If you dont use the public bathroom you will shit your pants. What do you do
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-nvm didnt make sense o.o-
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Shit on the floor

You're presenting a sex ed project in class and you have a small penis and you get a boner infront of your whole class, what do you do?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Shit on the floor

You're presenting a sex ed project in class and you have a small penis and you get a boner infront of your whole class, what do you do?


Sit down on a chair, or place your backpack infront of it.

You have aids and your girlfriend wants you to have sex with her, you don't want to give her STD's what do you do? (Condoms don't exist).
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Tell her that your not ready yet

you are checking srf, and your mom in the room and pr0n pops up and when u try to close it, its not responding
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Flip teh switch ( plug is right next to my toes)

You are CrimsonNuker and you dont have a knife what do you do?
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Pull out a gun.

You just dropped SoSun and your mouse died and you forgot to summon your pick up pet when you went grinding. What do ya do
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Press F or w/e button it is

You are a dog and you see a pack of hunters what you do?
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run in the opposite direction

you walk in on your younger sister having sex with a much older guy. what do you do?
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Dark Shifty wrote:run in the opposite direction

you walk in on your younger sister having sex with a much older guy. what do you do?


tape them

you found out ur adopted and ur adopted parents are ur real parent's arch-enemy
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