Corrupt a Wish

[Blurred]

granted but then they all use proxies

I wish i had more Blank CD's =)

[Kewtie]

Granted...........but you got all the scratched ones from my house that my son has been working hard on.

I wish someone would cook me dinner everynight and do the dishes afterwards.........

[Blindfire]

Granted...........but you got all the scratched ones from my house that my son has been working hard on.

I wish someone would cook me dinner everynight and do the dishes afterwards.........

Granted but then your son goes back to scratching CDs.

I wish my tennis racket wasn't bent.

[Sovereign]

Granted, but it breaks again as soon as you swing it.

I wish that sosun didnt exist.

[takolin]

Granted, but every botter would be equipped with Seal of black hole and thus evaporating every legit on the server.

I wish for a clean room

[Blurred]

granted but then ur room blows up

i wish i wasent sooo hungry

[InsertName]

granted but you will be thirsty

I wish i didn't bump this dead thread

[antics]

granted but you will be thirsty

I wish i didn't bump this dead thread

granted but u will not have that extra post count

i wish i could met evanna lynch

[Squirt]

^ granted but she will have herpes

I wish that SRF wouldbecome teh worlds most popular forum

[McLovin1t]

granted but then the forum explodes

i wish i had a pizza named charles that whenever i ate him he would rejuevenate

[Troy_FTW]

granted, but is was as small as a penny

i wish that i had no wish

[tedtwilliger]

Wish granted, your wish becomes null and void and creates a sort of wormhole resulting in the overload of paradox's and consumed cheese. Before you know it a herd of giant miniature-flees jump out of the worm hole. Slowly they pierce their rustic teeth into your neck, the blood seeps out as you can only stand there and watch yourself die. Slowly they feed on your inside, before long they return to the8ir lair.. waiting for their next kill.

I wish to go on some sort of magical adventure ( again ) to the burial grounds of the mystical howdrog people and encounter an ancient race of half giraffe and half turtle hybrid who specialize in black magic, but not the african version as everyone knows they eat way too much chocolate which always leads to an overdose in drugs to cover the chocolate stench and just causes a whole bucket load of pain for everyone.

[takolin]

Granted, but you get assraped by your hybrid thing.




I wish InsertName would lose all his posts for bumping this thing.

[InsertName]

granted but I will still spam

I wish I have a cookie

[blackfalcon]

granted. but the cookie will have rat shit instead of choco chips.

i wish i had my own country.

[Squirt]

^Granted but your woman will all have penises

I wish that i could have a eagle 15 ft tall so i could ride it

[devin]

^Granted but your woman will all have penises

I wish that i could have a eagle 15 ft tall so i could ride it

granted. but you where to heavy to ride on it.


i wish i had 1,500 dollers for a marshall jcm 2000 guitar amp that im working for.

[devin]

Wish granted, your wish becomes null and void and creates a sort of wormhole resulting in the overload of paradox's and consumed cheese. Before you know it a herd of giant miniature-flees jump out of the worm hole. Slowly they pierce their rustic teeth into your neck, the blood seeps out as you can only stand there and watch yourself die. Slowly they feed on your inside, before long they return to the8ir lair.. waiting for their next kill.

I wish to go on some sort of magical adventure ( again ) to the burial grounds of the mystical howdrog people and encounter an ancient race of half giraffe and half turtle hybrid who specialize in black magic, but not the african version as everyone knows they eat way too much chocolate which always leads to an overdose in drugs to cover the chocolate stench and just causes a whole bucket load of pain for everyone.

wtf?

[crazyskwrls]

granted but ur amp burns up and explodes and ur house blows up and concequently causing a main gas line to explode the gas line carries the fire though out the neighborhood and starts a massive forrest fire that burns down all surrounding towns then there was suddenly a huge wind storm that just expanded the fire even more soon ur state is devoured in flame governor calls for state of emergency but it was not send out cause he just got burned to death then the whole country manage to light on fire then the whole american continent is on fire and a giant flame ball caused by the fire destroying a nuclear headquater sets the world on fire and no one survived

YESSSSSS a paragraph with no punctuation


i wish for a quater...

[takolin]

granted but lack of knowledge about a "quater" leads to you getting a penny.





I wish for a non corruptible wish

[/Pi]

^

Good job takolin... good job.



You had to ask for that.

Back to zero.

I wish I have more RAM.

[InsertName]

granted but it will still not be enough

I wish I can have s3x with you

[martian]

granted but you forgot how to have s3x

i wish i had a coke

[McLovin1t]

granted but it's diet

I wish for 3 more wishes

[PuppetOfGaea]

Granted, but the wishes will each cost you a testicle, and finally a penis.

I wish I could wish there were wishes when wishing wishes wishingly.

[/Pi]

Granted, but due to confusion, your wish was taken back.

I wish I have a farm of pandas.

[martian]

granted but they all get loose and kill you

i wish i could change skin colors

[Verfo]

Granted but you can only change into yellow

I wish i had a better graphic card

[crazyskwrls]

granted but ur computer explodes

i wish for the answer when 7 is divided by 0

[Pinoy_Archer]

granted but 7 wont be a number anymore

i wish i am wealthy and healthy and living life fully