Worst case scenario!!!!

[Squirt]

Ok so heres the game. The person on top of you will post a worst case scenario you only have 5 seconds to make up your mind. If you use up more then 5 seconds well then its no fun now is there?
- This is suppose to simulate a worst case scenario and your reaction follow the rules or fun is gone -
I'll start

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Example
Your at the window and you trip your shoes laces are the only things that are holding you what will you do!?

Reach for the window and get back up as quick as possible

When you answer you then post a Scenario for the person under you

Your walking down the hall with a baby in your hand theres water and your going to trip what do you do!?

[cin]

Your walking down the hall with a baby in your hand theres water and your going to trip what do you do!?

i try to land on my back so the baby stays dry.

you're swimming in the ocean and get dragged away by a current. what do you do?

[crazyskwrls]

take a deep breath and dont fight the current

your being chase by agent smith and godzilla just blocked your only way out, and you have a baby in ur hand that you have to protect

[MrFudge]

your being chase by agent smith and godzilla just blocked your only way out, and you have a baby in ur hand that you have to protect

throw the baby at godzillas face hoping the giant lizard falls on agent smith and kills him. You do three somersaults in an effort to catch the baby on your last stride.


you're eating a hotdog at the park when a man in an oscar myer weiner costume charges at you with a chainsaw, what do you do?

[crazyskwrls]

^ it depends is it a normal chain saw or a chainsaw gun?



1. i would out run the guy since he is in a costume
2. ur dead

a llama penis is charging at you u, and you cant out run it

[Pham]

^ it depends is it a normal chain saw or a chainsaw gun?



1. i would out run the guy since he is in a costume
2. ur dead

a llama penis is charging at you u, and you cant out run it

id take it in the ass, lmao jk i would cut tath penis off and kick that llama ass.


your sky diving and your parachute dosnt work

[YangKang]

You jump into the water and swim :p

Your at mcdonalds and want to order and all of sudden the guy infront of you starts yelling "IMA CHARGIN MA LAZER" what you do?

[blackfalcon]

You jump into the water and swim :p

Your at mcdonalds and want to order and all of sudden the guy infront of you starts yelling "IMA CHARGIN MA LAZER" what you do?

snap the bitches neck cuz ur really hungry and dont got time for his bs.

your driving on the freeway and you see a bomb about to hit, what do u do?

[Rakion]

take evasive action and pray at least i'm sure to go to heaven..... eventually...

your a working at the railway and you brought your 2 yrs. old son with you. but then the track tilted a bit and you need to manually fix it but a train is coming fast(as usually has many passengers), you brought your pole with you to bend back the tilted part... but... eventually you son comes to you in the track but hell he dont know whats coming?!... what you'll save first?

[Draquish]

The pole.


You die. What do you do?!

[Squirt]

^ make sure i turned the stove off!

You are in a boat and a man is charging at you with gun but in the waters theres a shark what do you do!?

[blackfalcon]

move out the way so he falls into the water and gets eated by the shark.

ur wife just catches u in bed wit another girl. what do u do?

[Draquish]

Get 'on bottom' and scream "Heeeelp! Raaapppeeee!!"


Your car gets totalled by your ex. What do you do!?

[Squirt]

^ BLOWJOB NAO

YOur falling from the 5th floor what do you do!?

[Draquish]

Descend.


You're stuck in a Puerto Rican mafia. What do you do?!

[Squirt]

GIve them plantains and salami!

A rapist took your daughter into his van what do you do!?

[DaZzY]

Get in my car and ram his van

Your in a store and suddenly someone trys to rob the shop what do you do?

/this is going to be another spam thread for post counts.

[blackfalcon]

help him rob the store then kill him and take his share of the loot.

a shark bites ur leg, what do u do?

[Nitro]

help him rob the store then kill him and take his share of the loot.

a shark bites ur leg, what do u do?

Wake up!

~You are eating hamburger and ketchup falls on your pants! What do you do!?

[Doron]

wipe it off.

You're in heaven. when taking a walk you Farking fall off a cloud, and you haven't got your wings with you cuz they're at the drycleaner.

What would you do!?

cuz when you blow it in heaven, you would go to hell.

[Verfo]

scream HELP ME GOOOOOOD!!!

your at a subway and a guy comes to you and say "iam gonna rape you and kill you"

[Draquish]

I'd say "It doesn't have to be rape if I want it".


SrF shuts down permanently; and the community is scattered all across the Internet. What do you do?!

[Doron]

I'd say "It doesn't have to be rape if I want it".


SrF shuts down permanently; and the community is scattered all across the Internet. What do you do?!

Cry my eyes out....

[mOrNinGwOoD]

The pole.


You die. What do you do?!

I'd spam "res plz!"
BTW Icelaya, no scenario?
Your wife sees you blowing a man. What nao?

[TheDarkness]

id slap the hell out of her...( her ass that is ), then make her blow me!

Your doctor tells you, your penis is gonna fall off..wat do u do?

[Wu]

Buy tape and lots of it.

A giant meteor is heading straight for you but youre in a long slippery soap covered hallway preventing you from running fast, what do you do?

[blackfalcon]

slip n slide

aliens are taking over the planet, what do u do?

[Barotix]

-Edit-

You wait until the germs kill them.

You're trapped in a locked room with a hungry Lion. The room locks from the outside and there are no windows. You have a spatula and a pan cover, what do you do?

[Draquish]

Decide to join the lion in eating me and proceed to cook myself in the nearest fire.


You forget what you thought you didn't think to remember. What do you do?!

[TOloseGT]

spam some more

u'r in the dorm shower when u realize u've left ur towel in ur room down the hall, what do u do?