Grandpa wrote:A different view:
Firstborn: "OMG!! Did you see that??? Look! She BURPED!"
Secondborn: "This one is different."
Third: "Oh sh1t, there goes the bills again."
Fourth: "Ho-hum, damn - we're really fertile. Whew, I can finally set aside my mid-life crisis."
Fifth: "I'm leaving the Catholic church, freaking anti-birth-control idiots."
Total cost to raise one child from birth to twenty is approximately equal to the cost of a home circa year 2000. I could have been a bigillionaire. The story above isn't true, the names have not been changed; there are no innocent.
~Granps
Granps, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were a 17 year old that lives in a basement with his parents, reading way too much for his own good. Your "Ancient/Modern Proverbs" are often misused in the situation you are using them. Whatever website you're using to get them, please make sure you understand them before you copy+paste them.
At least you're trying to be smart though, so +1 for attempt.
