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Best ways to kill a spider?

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post the best way to kill a spider.. i need some idea's spiders are taking over my back yard =.=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zTRrh6B ... re=related
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hairspray/deo with some fire....

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Horrible video. What is it that makes a spider's life more pointless than a human being?

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Microwave ftw :twisted:
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thats fcked up, if your gona kill it kill it quick
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stamp on it with your foot
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Verfo wrote:stamp on it with your foot



thats just makes it rain

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best thing to do is not kill em at all
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This reminds me of that video form the simpsons.

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Why would anyone want to kill a spider? What did the spider ever do to you?

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It's stupid to kill spiders. Spiders are good to have, they kill mosquito's...
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Bastet wrote:Why would anyone want to kill a spider? What did the spider ever do to you?


Farking scare the shit outta me thats what it did.
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spiders are cool man, they turn you into spiderman
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Sledgehammer

But leave them alone unless they trespass into your territory, like your room or something lol.

Spiders don't need you raining down death on them, they eat other pesky bugs.
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well it looks like we have some ppl that are against animal, bugs killing here on srf..

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Just get a glass and place the glass over the spider, get some paper and place the paper under the glass, trapping the spider. Take glass to a window or a door and tip the spider out side..

I caught a hornet the other day..

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Inuyasha584 wrote:post the best way to kill a spider.. i need some idea's spiders are taking over my back yard =.=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zTRrh6B ... re=related


you are oh so very mean :(

I don't like the way they move either butif one is in my room i scoop it up with some tissue and toss it out the window.

If you meet any spider thats bigger than your hand you might as well squash it with any object you have if it makes any too sudden movement.
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Drown it in your seman. :D

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I hope you get tons of flying insects when you kill the spiders.
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that video is awesome
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spiders gross me out. i also shoot it with a bb gun and some q tips. unless its close to the lights or something..
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sweet vid, but yeah i hate spiders they freak me out ha lol.
but if your gonna kill it i just step on them, just make it quick.
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i think i killed one once by shooting an elastic against it :P

i hate spiders >.< arachnophobia ftl

we ussually use a vaccuum-cleaner or i get someone from my family to get rid of it :oops:
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I just pull out my 9, make sure I'm holding it sideways, then I pop a cap in yo ass
No lol, I just torture it by taping to the wall or whatever (I have a pic, but I write from my PSP, I'll edit on my PC later) :shock:
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i am so going to do that, july 4th is comming fireworks are everywhere muhahahah...
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catch em with a net and freeze their ass
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Every time they take a shot they have to put another bullet into the loader, it gives you time to stand still and come down on them. Between those pauses, when they can shoot, zig-zag but don't do it in a predictable pattern, or with long strides. Every second shift your direction and do it in varying degrees, from almost going head on, to strafing completely sideways - jumping is not advisable because you slow down and become an easier target. If they have a semi automatic gun, you keep doing the strafe thing until they pick up lots of recoil (typically 3 bullets) then you can take your time and place one on their head.

Alternatively, you can strafe out and show your shoulder, baiting the shot, then pop out and get ready for him to peek.
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Squish them with a thong, or just stomp on them!
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dom wrote:Every time they take a shot they have to put another bullet into the loader, it gives you time to stand still and come down on them. Between those pauses, when they can shoot, zig-zag but don't do it in a predictable pattern, or with long strides. Every second shift your direction and do it in varying degrees, from almost going head on, to strafing completely sideways - jumping is not advisable because you slow down and become an easier target. If they have a semi automatic gun, you keep doing the strafe thing until they pick up lots of recoil (typically 3 bullets) then you can take your time and place one on their head.

Alternatively, you can strafe out and show your shoulder, baiting the shot, then pop out and get ready for him to peek.


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