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IceCrash wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Grandpa wrote:You're silly to think that. The whole 'I have to show that I'm a MAN because I'm insecure' is very transparent to females, yes? WOW, it's even transparent to me. Be yourself and be confident in it is the way.

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...but im really not afraid of spider or roller coasters and girls like it when i can squish bugs for them....where am i going wrong :?

you still dont get it lawl



no your right im still confused, impressing females is hard, i'll stick with guys :cry:
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awwwww. poor, poor little squirt.. (giggles)

Here, have a razorblade and sit in your corner, I'll call you boyfriend Will to come over and have some buttsex with you.

You'll feel a lot better afterwards.

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It's a joke, it's sarcasm, and I didn't mean it.

Sorry...
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XemnasXD wrote:
IceCrash wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:...but im really not afraid of spider or roller coasters and girls like it when i can squish bugs for them....where am i going wrong :?

you still dont get it lawl

no your right im still confused, impressing females is hard, i'll stick with guys :cry:

This sidenote to the thread is a lot deeper than what I anticipated but that's okay too. It's okay to kill spiders (to me), it's also okay to have courage when confronted with fears. Impressing females is different than impressing guys, of course. I'm reminded of a story but I'll put it under a spoiler because it's so OT that even I can't justify it.

We're speaking about acceptance and respect. Trying to be a man when you are male (again, to me) is almost an oxymoron.
Inner Dialog wrote:Hmmmmm... today, I'm gonna prove that I am a man.
Wait!?!
Why? How? Hmmmm.... *checks mirror*
Yep, I'm male... but am I a man?
I'm confuseled, maybe if I think of myself as others see me? Is that a 'manly' thing to do?...

It goes on and on...
What was the most 'manly' thing that I've done, in my own honest opinion? Easy.
Meet my sons. I have loved them, do love them and will continue to love them. It breaks my heart to think back how long it took me to figure that out. Hmmmmmm, oh and I forgave my dad and told him (sincerely) that I loved him before he died. Very glad here that our relationship was repaired.

If you don't like my 'rambling style of writing' don't click the spoiler.
Hope this 'helped', XemnasXD.
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^ I like your writing style. i hope i am as wise as you are when i am your age.
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Squirt wrote:^ I like your writing style. i hope i am as wise as you are when i am your age.

whats his age?
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he has kids,he says his fathers dead so i am guessing around 45+?
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Squirt wrote:he has kids,he says his fathers dead so i am guessing around 45+?

close - add your age to the guestimate and your very close :D
Ooops, gota go. Just got a phone call, they've discovered a new fossil and need something to test against for age determination... :P

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Oh wow 59..
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Squirt wrote:Oh wow 59..


If I remember well, add 5 on it...

*I could be wrong, but the number 64 just jumped in my mind*

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.

I just farked your thread.

Sorry....

I was only kidding, Squirty.

*Just heard this song again today, could refer to it in this post to add something funny to it*

You're ma girl, I'm your girl, we're your girls, don't you know that we love ya?

*sorry, it just got stuck>.<...
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Icealya wrote:
Squirt wrote:Oh wow 59..


If I remember well, add 5 on it...

*I could be wrong, but the number 64 just jumped in my mind*

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.

I just farked your thread.

Sorry....

I was only kidding, Squirty.

*Just heard this song again today, could refer to it in this post to add something funny to it*

You're ma girl, I'm your girl, we're your girls, don't you know that we love ya?

*sorry, it just got stuck>.<...

Actully your right again he pmed me and told me hes 65. Dam you icealya your always right!
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i think i got the story. but yeah i prefer blunt to the point explanations rather than "find the meaning games" it think you guys took me to seriously though. I know a couple big guys who are scared of spiders, one if afraid of the dark. I think its fun to tease them cause im skinny and i don't fear anything anymore, not saying i don't get startled and walk through dark alleys in bad neighborhoods like i own the place, just don't have a reason to be inherently afraid of anything anymore.

Its hard for guys to admit their fears because being afraid of things isn't a masculine trait in any culture no matter how human it is. So when ppl tell me their fears i like to tease, especially if they are guys. Simple as that. The measure of a man comes from their Ideals and the Actions they'd take to support those ideals imo. As far as impressing chicks or guys, i'll take whats interested in me without the impressing so at least they know what they're walking into and they know they like it....

....yeah
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XemnasXD wrote:i think i got the story. but yeah i prefer blunt to the point explanations rather than "find the meaning games" it think you guys took me to seriously though. I know a couple big guys who are scared of spiders, one if afraid of the dark. I think its fun to tease them cause im skinny and i don't fear anything anymore, not saying i don't get startled and walk through dark alleys in bad neighborhoods like i own the place, just don't have a reason to be inherently afraid of anything anymore.

Its hard for guys to admit their fears because being afraid of things isn't a masculine trait in any culture no matter how human it is. So when ppl tell me their fears i like to tease, especially if they are guys. Simple as that. The measure of a man comes from their Ideals and the Actions they'd take to support those ideals imo. As far as impressing chicks or guys, i'll take whats interested in me without the impressing so at least they know what they're walking into and they know they like it....

....yeah


First bold part, yes , society is a b1tch, a stupid b1tch tbh.

First italic part, very well said, and i agree that, for a man, and for a women too, a very important caracteritic to have is fight for their ideals, and that the Actions they take towards those ideals say something about that person. i don't agree that a [i]Man[/] is measured by what you said..
I don't really judge or measure someone tbh, i only do it after i know quite a lot aspects from that someone if you get what i mean.. but that could be an opnion and not a judgement.. but isnt an opinion a judgement as well? Oh well..

And the last bold part.. is interesting, and smart tbh. But,

Don't you like choosing?
And not just getting whatever is ok with the way you are?

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I know I'm always right, honey.

I live for being right.

That why I'm right.
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XemnasXD wrote:girls don't like guys who are scared of spiders and roller coasters....they like men 8)


men= males who turn their "cool" switch on everytime a fml is around, thats more like it
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If you knew me in real life you would know that im scared of 95% of the world around me :p.

only a girl and ONLY a girl will ever make me ride a roller coaster.



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lol i remember how there was gonna be a school fieldtrip of mines to King's Dominion. Me and all my friends were looking forward to it. I hadnt gone to an amusement park in years, and nonetheless I never went on a Roller Coaster :cry:. It was gonna be so much fun, but then we found out the teacher that was supposed to hook all of us up with the tickets, was to lazy and didnt until it was to late. :banghead: Ended up raining anywayz ...glad i got my $45 refund lol
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Grandpa wrote:
Squirt wrote:he has kids,he says his fathers dead so i am guessing around 45+?

close - add your age to the guestimate and your very close :D
Ooops, gota go. Just got a phone call, they've discovered a new fossil and need something to test against for age determination... :P

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Grimjaw wrote:
Grandpa wrote:
Squirt wrote:he has kids,he says his fathers dead so i am guessing around 45+?

close - add your age to the guestimate and your very close :D
Ooops, gota go. Just got a phone call, they've discovered a new fossil and need something to test against for age determination... :P

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lol...I don't see why ppl are so creeped about rollacoasters, I mean they look F*CKING SCARY but if you ride them, not so bad (I had no problem riding the Griffin, the fastest ever LOL 90 degree drop, I was like WTF going down but at the end I got mad props)
If your going with someone you like then +1 cuz at the end they will be like omg that was scary, but then you will be like "Its ok" or whatnot. A girl will probably ask you to go only cuz she likes you and wants to be around you. :D
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Squirt wrote:Oh wow 59..

too bad your not 24

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Very nice story squirt and very good answers everyone. Being a man is being your self even if others don't like the way you are. Because it's the real you.

Anyway I don't like to eat chicken meat. Even the best chicken dish they say doesn't taste good to me. So I decided not to eat another chicken dish till I die. But what if the girl I really like ask me to eat some. I've been asking this to myself for years. Will I do it or not? Till now I don't have an answer.
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mahumps wrote:Very nice story squirt and very good answers everyone. Being a man is being your self even if others don't like the way you are. Because it's the real you.

Anyway I don't like to eat chicken meat. Even the best chicken dish they say doesn't taste good to me. So I decided not to eat another chicken dish till I die. But what if the girl I really like ask me to eat some. I've been asking this to myself for years. Will I do it or not? Till now I don't have an answer.

arent you a girl @.@?
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Squirt wrote:
mahumps wrote:Very nice story squirt and very good answers everyone. Being a man is being your self even if others don't like the way you are. Because it's the real you.

Anyway I don't like to eat chicken meat. Even the best chicken dish they say doesn't taste good to me. So I decided not to eat another chicken dish till I die. But what if the girl I really like ask me to eat some. I've been asking this to myself for years. Will I do it or not? Till now I don't have an answer.

arent you a girl @.@?
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NO :!: When did I told you that I'm a girl?
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*(mahmps*

reminded me of black eyed peas and fergie sang that xD
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Squirt wrote:
Icealya wrote:64
he told me hes 65. Dam you icealya your always right!

is wrong :?

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Squirt wrote:*(mahmps*

reminded me of black eyed peas and fergie sang that xD


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cin wrote:
Squirt wrote:
Icealya wrote:64
he told me hes 65. Dam you icealya your always right!

is wrong :?

No he pamed me and told me hes 65. I wasnt as old as he t hought i was so the anwer 59 was wrong xD
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lol. ok let me explain slowly.

icealya says the guy is 64 years old.
grapms pm's you telling you he's 65.

then you tell icealya he's right.

but nvm.

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cin wrote:lol. ok let me explain slowly.

icealya says the guy is 64 years old.
grapms pm's you telling you he's 65.

then you tell icealya he's right.

but nvm.


no no i meant he was closer >_>
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