Anyone name there shlong?

[Squirt]

I know this is sorta corny and stupid but does anybody name there shlong?


I named mine
*bond
and
*Lord Yarkan


Dam it my post are always fing weird >_>
Well atleast im not icealya ( Jokking i love you like brother- A brothher i hardly know)

..... this is epic falirues
Hows the weather?

[0l3n]

A few names:

MrWood
McLovin'
Gi Mi Moah

but #1 is IronMan!

[[SD]Frites]

what is a shlong?

[Squirt]

what is a shlong?

Penis
wang
godzilla
intruder
cops
12 dollar foot long
subway
train

[0l3n]

what is a shlong?

A shlong is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

[XemnasXD]

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

[Squirt]

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o

[[SD]Frites]

I call my shlong 'dude'

[AnemuS]

a name from movie, woodcock, altough i dont call it this way, i actually never speak with him too, we are using a more confortable and future way of communicating called - telepathy

[Priam]

this topic fails SO much.

[rek]

jajaja

[XemnasXD]

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o

Im American....and no i don't expect you to be a sex robot...I could tell your not ready when you typed sex robot...or really when you started this topic...

no one with sense or above the age 17 names their c*ck...someone names it for you and if they have enough time to stop and name it clearly somethings not right....

[rek]

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o

I could tell your not ready when you typed sex robot

+1 Its called a sex machine.

[/Pi]

[Shimrod]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[GrindingEternaly]

long schlong silver

[Cruor]

Chief.

[Trice]

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jk. i dont name it. its not for you to name. she names it.

[woutR]

I call it lange jan, too bad that's only his name.

[Verfo]

jk. i dont name it. its not for you to name. she names it.

yup anyways maybe um shlong

[William-CL]

Giggle-Maker<3 lol

[Rainigul]

My customers call it the 5 hundred dollar foot long.

[Grimm-.-]

I Have a friends who named is
Zorak

[mahumps]

name? -_-

[Backfire]

I Have a friends who named is
Zorak

Need new friends?

[Grimm-.-]

I Have a friends who named is
Zorak

Need new friends?

IdgI...

[MastaChiefX]

My gf named it Beast.
I really dont understand why you would name your own dick?

[XemnasXD]

My gf named it Beast.
I really dont understand why you would name your own dick?

confidence issues?

[Draquish]

My significant other calls it "My happy place."

Its a happy place.

[Rainigul]

My significant other calls it "My happy place."

Its a happy place.

Shouldn't it be like, my happy... thing?

A happy place sort of implies you can be in the place.