You Don't Mess with the Zohan
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Extremely funny movie, a lot of sick parts though that "most" guys would'nt enjoy but ladies love, and there are some that make you wanna pull out ur eyes and throw them in dog shit (e.g. when he does old ladies...........ewwww) but mainly funny! 7/10 go see
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
i have a feeling its like borat
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
ive seen its its awesome go watch it
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Verfo wrote:i have a feeling its like borat
Reviews I saw on TV said it's purely a kid's movie and does well at it. But fails in the sense that other kid movies have things for adults/parents that have to go see it, zohan is purely for kids.

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dom wrote:Verfo wrote:i have a feeling its like borat
Reviews I saw on TV said it's purely a kid's movie and does well at it. But fails in the sense that other kid movies have things for adults/parents that have to go see it, zohan is purely for kids.
oh yah, defenitly, thats why it shows the zohan's bulge and he does old ladies and more sexual reference than Austin Powers movies, yah lets just it on the Disney Channel why don't we
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Gaige wrote:dom wrote:Verfo wrote:i have a feeling its like borat
Reviews I saw on TV said it's purely a kid's movie and does well at it. But fails in the sense that other kid movies have things for adults/parents that have to go see it, zohan is purely for kids.
oh yah, defenitly, thats why it shows the zohan's bulge and he does old ladies and more sexual reference than Austin Powers movies, yah lets just it on the Disney Channel why don't we
There's always sexual references in kid movies now.

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dom wrote:
There's always sexual references in kid movies now.
Its true if you watch the little mermaid shes always grabbing her crotch area

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Squirt wrote:dom wrote:
There's always sexual references in kid movies now.
Its true if you watch the little mermaid shes always grabbing her crotch area
^shes has a fin.......
and sex references arn't as bad in kids movies as much as zohan
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*cough*http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756861*cough*
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
I saw it, it was pretty good, but not THAT good.
I'd say it's not a kids movie, I'd say it's for everyone, and it has a nice message, but it's subtly delivered, so it doesn't ruin the movie.
I'd say it's not a kids movie, I'd say it's for everyone, and it has a nice message, but it's subtly delivered, so it doesn't ruin the movie.
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Funny at times, but didn't do so well overall. 3/10 from me.
I should of watched Kung Fu Panda instead.
I should of watched Kung Fu Panda instead.

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Anyone see that South Park episode with Awesome-O. And the movie people force Cartman to come up with movie ideas basically he just sticks adam sandler in a weird sitution and they think its gold.
Exp.
Cartman -"Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something."
Producer - "Thats brilliant, we''l call it Puppy Love"
or
Cartman -"Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something."
Producer - "Thats great, we'll call it Punch Drunk Billionaire"
he ends up coming up with over 1000 movie ideas 500 of which feature Adam Sandler...i seriously think this is how they come up with Adam Sandler movies, and I an not amused.
Exp.
Cartman -"Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something."
Producer - "Thats brilliant, we''l call it Puppy Love"
or
Cartman -"Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something."
Producer - "Thats great, we'll call it Punch Drunk Billionaire"
he ends up coming up with over 1000 movie ideas 500 of which feature Adam Sandler...i seriously think this is how they come up with Adam Sandler movies, and I an not amused.

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XemnasXD wrote:Anyone see that South Park episode with Awesome-O. And the movie people force Cartman to come up with movie ideas basically he just sticks adam sandler in a weird sitution and they think its gold.
Exp.
Cartman -"Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something."
Producer - "Thats brilliant, we''l call it Puppy Love"
or
Cartman -"Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something."
Producer - "Thats great, we'll call it Punch Drunk Billionaire"
he ends up coming up with over 1000 movie ideas 500 of which feature Adam Sandler...i seriously think this is how they come up with Adam Sandler movies, and I an not amused.
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Dystopia wrote:Funny at times, but didn't do so well overall. 3/10 from me.
I should of watched Kung Fu Panda instead.
k.f.p was pretty funny
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
dom wrote:Verfo wrote:i have a feeling its like borat
Reviews I saw on TV said it's purely a kid's movie and does well at it. But fails in the sense that other kid movies have things for adults/parents that have to go see it, zohan is purely for kids.
Kid movie hhahahaha
The humor is like 20+
Kids would hardley even understand the language they use.
Dom its worth watching go check it out its like totally oppisite to borat and way better
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Re: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
I'm a big Steve Carell fan so I'm going to save my money and see Get Smart. The Rock is also starring in that movie. The commercial of Zohan didn't really seem that funny.














