Anybody know

[Reise]

How to shut up a cockatiel? Damn thing will not stop squawking over and over and over and over for hours on end. I'm right in the next room and its making noises like it's gonna die in there. It makes me want to throw it at a wall lol. Help.

[bakafish]

What happened to your guns :/

This is the right time to be using it.

[Draquish]

PC volume...UP.

And when whomever owns the darn thing tells you to turn your volume down, you tell them to turn the volume of their cockatiel down first.

[bakafish]

PC volume...UP.

And when whomever owns the darn thing tells you to turn your volume down, you tell them to turn the volume of their cockatiel down first.

Maybe Polly wants a cracker.

[Reise]

What happened to your guns :/

This is the right time to be using it.

Ammo is expensive. 18 bucks per box of 20 rounds.

Plus it's not my bird.

And Draq I'll remember that lol.

[Blindfire]

Have you tried duct tape?

[Amelie]

feed it with a piece of bread or corn , they love that those lil bastids.

[Doron]

tru some cork....

Or just slam it witha barstool...

Barstools are the most effective weapons to shut osmeone up in my oppinon...

[Draquish]

My suggestion also works with annoying neighbors and their little 'get-togethers'.

Just do as I do, and plug in your surround sound system (anything with a subwoofer and/or various loud speakers) and blast the most annoying playlist of music that you have. (Mine consists of Haddaway-What is love?, Dr Alban-It's my life, The famous "Rick Roll", and many other songs of the like. I also like to add some speed/splittercore in there, just for kicks. )

[Doron]

Oooh, put on the McRoll on volume... eh....

FUCKING LOUD!

[iGod]

Put a blanket over the cage

[AXII]

-Find a way to throw it inside

[tedtwilliger]

Just like most other things, it can be fixed with a hammer.

[DaZzY]

Put baking soda in bread and let it eat it.

*WARNING* THIS WILL MAKE THE BIRD EXPLODE!

[iGod]

Seriously, try a blanket, i used to have a parrot a long time ago and it would always shut up with a blanket over the cage.. even if it doesnt shut up, leave the blanket on a day or two, it should choke eventually

[dom]

Get a chinese roommate. He'll cook for you too.

[bakafish]

Get a chinese roommate. He'll cook for you too.

There is this saying I've been told by a friend about the Chinese appetite.

If it's flying and it's not an aeroplane, you can eat it.

If it has four legs and it's not a table, you can eat it.

If it's underwater and it's not a submarine, you can eat it.

[tedtwilliger]

There is this saying I've been told by a friend about the Chinese appetite.

If it's flying and it's not an aeroplane, you can eat it.

If it has four legs and it's not a table, you can eat it.

If it's underwater and it's not a submarine, you can eat it.

so they can eat chairs then?

[Razorhead]

Here's the solution:
http://www.roadtosurfdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/baseballbat.jpg
All u need is a good swing and good aiming :p

OR

Call the CIA, NSA, FBI and say u think ur neighbour is planning a terrorist attack...