My first hooker ! =O

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:09 am

So 15 mins ago i was walking to brothers pizza to pick up a pizza that i ordered but they don't have delivery at this time at night and i saw 2 girls ssay *100$ for an hour and 50$ for extra stuff and they got in the car =o!!.

I know this is no that big but whores are not that common where i live.

lol well. Thats pretty much it lol.

Anyone here happen to be a whore btw? ( lol of course your going to deny it )

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:11 am

Pfff, I'm a whore.

That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.

theblindarcher · Post by **theblindarcher** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:16 am

Grimm-.- wrote:Pfff, I'm a whore.

That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.

+1

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:18 am

theblindarcher wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:Pfff, I'm a whore.

That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.

+1

Well i lve in one of the most boringest town ever. Stuff like this is like a atom bomb being dropped over my town.

theblindarcher · Post by **theblindarcher** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:31 am

Well in Manhatten its farking crazy. In Greenwich Village that place is messed up well sorta. There is all these black ( i dont wanna be racist but from what i have seen they are all black) transfesties (how ever the hell u spell it) well yea they are like sellin themselves near this porn shop then once when i was walkin to the pier i saw a condom on the ground i was like wtf well its New York crazy shit happens here...

Snoopy · Post by **Snoopy** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:34 am

Not too common where I'm from either. Though when I watch 'Cops' it makes me never want to get one, you never know they could be cops =p.

MooMooMoo · Post by **MooMooMoo** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:13 am

Pic or it didn't happend, better yet Video or it didn't happend haha jk.

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:25 am

MooMooMoo wrote:Pic or it didn't happend, better yet Video or it didn't happend haha jk.

for some reason i like ur name :shock:

MooMooMoo · Post by **MooMooMoo** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:37 am

Blurred wrote:
MooMooMoo wrote:Pic or it didn't happend, better yet Video or it didn't happend haha jk.

for some reason i like ur name

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:47 am

So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:21 am

Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?

thats what they are for, arent they?

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:24 am

Zypher wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?

thats what they are for, arent they?

Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.

Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:29 am

Grimm-.- wrote:
Zypher wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?

thats what they are for, arent they?

Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.

Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!

According to Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, they are for talking about ones feelings.

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:30 am

Grimm-.- wrote:
Zypher wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?

thats what they are for, arent they?

Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.

Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!

Well I hear there they tell you interesting stories, to like 'hook' you, thats why they are called hookers...

:banghead:

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:33 am

I thought They carried fishing hooks And hooked yours eyes out while you were distracted by there pointless stories.

And after you are Blinded by the hook of death they rip out your arms and legs and steel your man meat then stuff it with cotton and use it as a play toy!!!!!!!!

I kno rite. Scary sh1T!!

MrBow · Post by **MrBow** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:30 am

We have a whole district xd
red light district

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:33 am

MrBow wrote:We have a whole district xd
red light district

100% aids free

Breed · Post by **Breed** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:38 am

St.Kilda (melbourne)
That's the place to be..... Not that I am...

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:48 am

How is New york.

I here the hooker to people ratio is
4 out of 10

Nitro · Post by **Nitro** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:58 am

Dystopia wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:
Zypher wrote:thats what they are for, arent they?

Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.

Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!

Well I hear there they tell you interesting stories, to like 'hook' you, thats why they are called hookers...

No Wai!!!

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:08 am

Psh... My definition was better.

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Mon May 26, 2008 9:08 am

theblindarcher wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:Pfff, I'm a whore.

That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.

+1

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Mon May 26, 2008 9:57 am

Went to Amterdam last wednesday with some friends.

Lol visited 'De Wallen' just for fun

All the hooker you want to choose, most of them were ugly tho.

But going to a hooker to get layed, is an epic fail i think.

i don't understand those guys lol, can't they get a chick on their own?

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:20 am

heroo wrote:Went to Amterdam last wednesday with some friends.

Lol visited 'De Wallen' just for fun

All the hooker you want to choose, most of them were ugly tho.

But going to a hooker to get layed, is an epic fail i think.

i don't understand those guys lol, can't they get a chick on their own?

Hookers are still cheaper than most gfs so, win win. Only diff is hookers want the money up front, most girls drain your money slowly.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:43 pm

Sharp324 wrote:
heroo wrote:Went to Amterdam last wednesday with some friends.

Lol visited 'De Wallen' just for fun

All the hooker you want to choose, most of them were ugly tho.

But going to a hooker to get layed, is an epic fail i think.

i don't understand those guys lol, can't they get a chick on their own?

Hookers are still cheaper than most gfs so, win win. Only diff is hookers want the money up front, most girls drain your money slowly.

sure, but a real cute girl is worth it.

a hooker never is worth it

it's only fun for a while, like for 20-30 mins.

theblindarcher · Post by **theblindarcher** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:45 pm

i would never buy a hooker unless i was the 1st to use it just guess how many dicks were in her well u kno

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:19 pm

theblindarcher wrote:i would never buy a hooker unless i was the 1st to use it just guess how many dicks were in her well u kno

I LOL'ed at how you make it sound as if they are objects.

Inuyasha584 · Post by **Inuyasha584** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:50 pm

theblindarcher wrote:Well in Manhatten its farking crazy. In Greenwich Village that place is messed up well sorta. There is all these black ( i dont wanna be racist but from what i have seen they are all black) transfesties (how ever the hell u spell it) well yea they are like sellin themselves near this porn shop then once when i was walkin to the pier i saw a condom on the ground i was like wtf well its New York crazy shit happens here...

we i found a condom on the ground in my school every year.
once was in the field
second time was on the basket ball court

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:36 pm

So,you connected with them while staying in the car ?

Or did you just talk about gravity ?

Because if it were me, for 150 bucks they would be leaving in a wheelchair. ^-^

Post by **Doron** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:57 pm

Squirt wrote:14 5'11

last time i went to doctors i was 5'11 so i am assuming i grew a bit since it was 9 months ago.

ya i know tall for my age. I think

hmmmm?

and yes, I'm a ho...

And...

I dunno fo' sho' but I think cin is ma pimp.

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