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http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.



Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

And he's already a natural at it. :roll:
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omg lol. But who would rather play halo lol? OMG I can't stop laughing. Kids a fuckking genius lol.
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Cruor wrote:
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

And he's already a natural at it. :roll:


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Easy_Lady wrote:http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.



Heard about this yesterday, and that part made me lol hard.

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wow, lawl
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lmao thats hilarious!!
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You can tell they didn' hit the pubirty zone yet.

Or no life considering Games over Sex
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emperor3000 wrote:You can tell they didn' hit the pubirty zone yet.

Or no life considering Games over Sex


chea boi

did you not get the vocab pages in health class? or are you pre-pubirty too?
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rofl,
those hookers must have been like "wtf?" when they went playing halo, for 1000 a night =P
crazy kids >.<
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I wanna be those hookers >.< 1k to play halo YES PLZZZZ!
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Xbox>Hookers LOL :P
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Well its a known fact Xbox players are homosexual, right dop?
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i lol'd .

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this reminds me about the storyof the 5th grade pupils going at it in a class room,
xcept there were no hookers involved :|
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Cruor wrote:
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

And he's already a natural at it. :roll:



That made me laugh. 8)
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that's america for you...
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Sharp324 wrote:Well its a known fact Xbox players are homosexual, right dop?

nice

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Love it, just love it :P

anyway i wouldnt even play halo all night even if they would give me 1000 USD, it would bore the hell outta me
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Icealya wrote:that's america for you...


Yeah, because these things couldn't possibly happen anywhere else.
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Cruor wrote:
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

And he's already a natural at it. :roll:

+1

that was hilarious! *gets new idea* Rawr :wink: :roll:
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Reise wrote:
Icealya wrote:that's america for you...


Yeah, because these things couldn't possibly happen anywhere else.


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Reise wrote:
Icealya wrote:that's america for you...


Yeah, because these things couldn't possibly happen anywhere else.

But it did happend in America.
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X4rd4S wrote:
Reise wrote:
Icealya wrote:that's america for you...


Yeah, because these things couldn't possibly happen anywhere else.

But it did happend in America.


Yeah and then there's the guy from Austria that raped his daughter for 24 years. You don't see us going "LOL ONLY IN EUROPE!" do you?
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Reise wrote:Yeah and then there's the guy from Austria that raped his daughter for 24 years. You don't see us going "LOL ONLY IN EUROPE!" do you?


LOL ONLY IN EUROPE!
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ThisIsAvalon wrote:
Reise wrote:Yeah and then there's the guy from Austria that raped his daughter for 24 years. You don't see us going "LOL ONLY IN EUROPE!" do you?


LOL ONLY IN EUROPE!


viewtopic.php?f=12&t=86527&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

Knock yourself out lol
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priceless :D
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Reise wrote:viewtopic.php?f=12&t=86527&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

Knock yourself out lol


Yeah, I read that one before, i'm pretty sure America is still worse though. :roll:
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