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first you must have a webcam and you attach it to your door and it must face where your parents are most likely to come by
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just like that
second, my webcam is pretty crappy, and it still has motion detoctor thingy on it so the pricier ones should have it too . anyways open up the program and start motion detector with sound
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i am not responsible if you get caught by religous parents and get forced to have an excorcism or by any other people.
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this must get a sticky.
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lol at topic lol at someonewalking into your room then asking what is your webcam doing there or someone not seeing it and kicking it lol
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its on the door o_o
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works for me, awesome guide..! now my parents never caught me doing it!

but they wonder why i have my webcam on the door, i just say its a school project.
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HejsaN wrote:works for me, awesome guide..! now my parents never caught me doing it!

but they wonder why i have my webcam on the door, i just say its a school project.

I dont get it. What do u mean by "it"?
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Inuyasha584 wrote:its on the door o_o


:? :? :?
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what about if you just lock the door?
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Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...
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Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?

lol , thats too easy.
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Inuyasha584 wrote:i am not responsible if you get caught by religous parents and get forced to have an excorcism or by any other people.


Rofl this one made me lol :d
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Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

you know i made this as a joke right..
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what does jerk off mean? :?
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Inuyasha584 wrote:
Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

you know i made this as a joke right..

but it is a good idea ;)

@ nuclearsilo, it means to masturbate :)
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Dark Shifty wrote:
Inuyasha584 wrote:
Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

you know i made this as a joke right..

but it is a good idea ;)

@ nuclearsilo, it means to masturbate :)


pedo topics, hygiene topics and now this.

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omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!
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Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?


You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun? :P
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[SD]Twysta wrote:
Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?


You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun? :P


lol, like that will stop him.
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Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...


I agree...

If there's someone on this forum who needs to get laid the soonest it's our little Inu...

*pets the dog over his head*

*In case you're a perv, Inu means Dog in japanese...*

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X-Lax wrote:
[SD]Twysta wrote:
Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?


You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun? :P


lol, like that will stop him.


hah good point, not too sure about this guy :P
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how about lock ur door=p
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I loled so much when I read this ... Legend :D :D
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Zypher should tell you guys his "getting caught" story... priceless.
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theblindarcher wrote:omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!

Horny guy here...
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I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.
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Or you could just like, not polish your sausage while your parents are around.
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AvAlAnChE1 wrote:I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.


Watch out while using that word ... If she gives you 5 times a day that doesnt mean that she is Perfect ... there are alot of things that determine whether the girl is perfect or not. Nothing is perfect , atleast not them :P

Mostly ... they are bit**** ...
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NuclearSilo wrote:what does jerk off mean? :?

-.-
masturbate
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.
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Xyzzzy wrote:
NuclearSilo wrote:what does jerk off mean? :?

-.-
masturbate


He wasnt serious ... :banghead:
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