Ever been caught jerkin' it?

[Grandpa]

Well...I havent thought of that one.

You can always get some black hair die.
I thought it might be cool to have Jet black pubes lol....

All I can say is that you cant fight your age.
So eveyone will go through similer situations.
:/

WHATEVER YOU DO, don't try Nair® on yer nards or nosehairs.
Not that I'm talking from personal experience here
Thanks for the suggestion though.

~Gpa

[Grimm-.-]

Haha Will do^^
And Np...Its all i could think of right now lol, My eyes are about to shut and i gotta get to bed.Cyah

[dom]

Well...I havent thought of that one.

You can always get some black hair die.
I thought it might be cool to have Jet black pubes lol....

All I can say is that you cant fight your age.
So eveyone will go through similer situations.
:/

WHATEVER YOU DO, don't try Nair® on yer nards or nosehairs.
Not that I'm talking from personal experience here
Thanks for the suggestion though.

~Gpa

Friend ended up in the emergency room because of that. Apprently it burns a lot.

[tehfireman]

ive been extremely close to getting caught but no

[akumu]

Alot of forums have this topic and it's really popular to them. I do not have a lock on my door but i am a fast sly person when it comes to hidng things. So that is a no, haven't been caught yet.

[123noob]

The reason why there is a lot lower % in female masturbation is because females tend to have more selfcontrol over themselves than males. But yeah, this is absolutely normal. Even with or with a GF you still do it. I find nothing to be ashame of this.

[hootsh]

<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "****... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a Farking javascript tutorial"

ROFLOL AHAHAHAHHAAHAH...omg..hehehe..

One must always be prepared i say:

Lol me and my friends talk about stuff like this all the time and ppl walking down the street overhearing us usually look at us like : 'o.O!?'
'=.='

I never got caught doin it though..even with the door open ...cause i usually turn the sound off and my sense of hearing increases like 200% lol...i get into super hearing mode (Jerking Extreme: 75% all senses increase, 50% blood press. increase, 10k mana required )...especially when there is someone awake in the house i be like a ninja jerk-er,
>.>
.......
<.<
.......
*runs to tv/pc room*
.......
>.>
.......
<.<
.......
*runs to bathroom*

[Grimm-.-]

<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "****... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a Farking javascript tutorial"

ROFLOL AHAHAHAHHAAHAH...omg..hehehe..

One must always be prepared i say:

Lol me and my friends talk about stuff like this all the time and ppl walking down the street overhearing us usually look at us like : 'o.O!?'
'=.='

I never got caught doin it though..even with the door open ...cause i usually turn the sound off and my sense of hearing increases like 200% lol...i get into super hearing mode (Jerking Extreme: 75% all senses increase, 50% blood press. increase, 10k mana required )...especially when there is someone awake in the house i be like a ninja jerk-er,
>.>
.......
<.<
.......
*runs to tv/pc room*
.......
>.>
.......
<.<
.......
*runs to bathroom*

LOOL...
That pictar gave me an idea...Maybe i can make a macro that autimatcilly hides yer porn lol...
you would click it and it would open up a new firefox window with your math homework on it...It would also triger a robot arm to pull up your pants and wipe your hands with a tissue!!!
I R TEH JENIUS!

[hootsh]

JerkHelper v2.0, updates:

*Added hidden history saving, allowing a smooth session-retrieval.
*Added different cover-up themes.
*Added option of robot unplugging computer in case of lag (robot arm required)
*Added sound killing.
*Added sound merging, in case parent(s) already heard a sound.
*Added a warning in case of tissue container running empty.
*New modified pants-pulling technique, allows for a smoother pants-pulling experience.

(Disclaimer: If the program didnt help you out for some reason then you're either too messy, or you're an idiot)

Only 99.99$

[JerkHelper, product of JoyMax lmtd. JerkHelper,jerkin' has never been easier]

[Grimm-.-]

JerkHelper v2.0, updates:

*Added hidden history saving, allowing a smooth session-retrieval.
*Added different cover-up themes.
*Added option of robot unplugging computer in case of lag (robot arm required)
*Added sound killing.
*Added sound merging, in case parent(s) already heard a sound.
*Added a warning in case of tissue container running empty.
*New modified pants-pulling technique, allows for a smoother pants-pulling experience.

(Disclaimer: If the program didnt help you out for some reason then you're either too messy, or you're an idiot)

Only 99.99$

[JerkHelper, product of JoyMax lmtd. JerkHelper,jerkin' has never been easier]

lol Exactly!!
The person to invent such a fantastic product like that would become a nonillionair...lolz

[Kewtie]

There are 2 kinds of liars in this world...1 that claims they haven't started, and 1 that claims they are gonna quit. hehe

[Grimm-.-]

There are 2 kinds of liars in this world...1 that claims they haven't started, and 1 that claims they are gonna quit. hehe

Did i miss something...lol?
What does that have to do with being caught while chopping the meat.

[akumu]

There are 2 kinds of liars in this world...1 that claims they haven't started, and 1 that claims they are gonna quit. hehe

Did i miss something...lol?
What does that have to do with being caught while beating the meat.

[Grimm-.-]

There are 2 kinds of liars in this world...1 that claims they haven't started, and 1 that claims they are gonna quit. hehe

Did i miss something...lol?
What does that have to do with being caught while beating the meat.

It could be both...
Both have the up and down motion.

[Doron]

There are 2 kinds of liars in this world...1 that claims they haven't started, and 1 that claims they are gonna quit. hehe

She/he (I guess a he with a name like that ) meant that there are people who say they haven't started with anything yet, like : "Do you smoke?" "No, I haven't started yet/Yes, but I'm going to quit"
therefore:
"Do you whack the sack a lot?" "No, I haven't started yet./Yes, but I'm going to stop, really!"

[Inuyasha584]

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

[Grimm-.-]

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

I will buy for 100$$
But if i get ripped off, I'll make it so you will never be able to masterbate again
Deal?

[Phix]

close calls but not

+1

[LockStar.]

I don't do that stuff.

For those who don't masturbate, you are either very religious, stupid, haven't hit puberty or have an extremely horny girlfriend.

[Midori]

i are smart, me know how to avoid stuffs.

[BrokenSaint]

lololol

[shabowsdawn]

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

might as well put in there to make sure your parents dont have cameras in the room so there not tapping you and selling it as porn on some random site <.< lol

[daemon225]

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

might as well put in there to make sure your parents dont have cameras in the room so there not tapping you and selling it as porn on some random site <.< lol

lol

[Nitro]

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

might as well put in there to make sure your parents dont have cameras in the room so there not tapping you and selling it as porn on some random site <.< lol

lol

Lol ... Interesting topic IMO ... I've never been caught.

[Waisha]

lol i never masterbate i get girls so easy LOL

sometimes 2 girls xDD

[hootsh]

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

might as well put in there to make sure your parents dont have cameras in the room so there not tapping you and selling it as porn on some random site <.< lol

Lol at both quotes.

[Toasty]

lol i never masterbate i get girls so easy LOL

sometimes 2 girls xDD

How much do they charge round there?

[Waisha]

lol i never masterbate i get girls so easy LOL

sometimes 2 girls xDD

How much do they charge round there?

i sharg a lot lOLOL

[woutR]

no locks and we have bedrooms pretty close to eachother so it happens from time to time, no biggie. Usually I just wank it under my desk so when my bro walks in I just yell GTFO AM WANKING and he walks away.

[Burningwolf]

no locks and we have bedrooms pretty close to eachother so it happens from time to time, no biggie. Usually I just wank it under my desk so when my bro walks in I just yell GTFO AM WANKING and he walks away.

LMAO!