I would...
Kick him in the nuts, tell him to come to my room and try to log onto SRO, after 3 hours when he still hasn't logged on, I'd say "Do you see what *we have to put up with?!" THen kick him in the nuts again.
EDIT:
What if it was a woman? AND shes attractive
I would...
Invite her in politely and let her use my phone =.="

















