Corrupt a Wish

[tedtwilliger]

ok ted, you can do this

granted, but whilst waiting for your coffee to cool down you notice a flashing light in the distance. Is it a bird? a duck? maybe a lightbulb? Your not too positive so you decide to go and check up close, curiosity is a darned thing. Just as you get up to it, HOOF! It turns out to be a local llama from the terraba tribe. He hoofs you right in the face and send you unconscious. You wake up in a dizzy gaze. "where am i? whats going on?" only to find out that it wasn't actually a llama, but in fact a local crab disguised as a bullfrog wearing a llama costume. Upon being displeased by this you start shitting bricks, but the pain causes your rectum to start bleeding. "oh the pain, oh indeed!. The crabs take pity on you and re build your rectum but this time 100 times bigger than normal. In rage and disgust you crush the crabs. They scream out in disarray"oh i created that rectum and now its crushing me, my very creation is about to kill me oh the sweet irony".. but they could of just been swearing their tits off. By the time you get back to your coffee its too cold and you have to boil a new jug and are annoyed for the rest of the day.

ok so thats drained all of my energy so i cant think of something great to come up with.... so i wish i could visit the depths of the river of ungata and meet up with wafragata, the local herb merchant and have an adventure with him which spans across the wide plans of gattanot, the worlds most dangerous ice cave.

[STARNATION]

You don't have to go into that much detail, lol.

Granted, but you get lost forever.

I wish I was able to scream (Vocal, as in screamo bands)

[Blurred]

You don't have to go into that much detail, lol.

Granted, but you get lost forever.

I wish I was able to scream (Vocal, as in screamo bands)

Granted but the u cant speak no more!

I wish i was a ghost!!

[LaloHao]

Granted but u are taken to hell since you are a ghost!!

I wish i had pizza for lunch

[daemon225]

Granted but u are taken to hell since you are a ghost!!

I wish i had pizza for lunch

granted but a homeless man runs up to you and steals it

i wish i owned a mercades s class

[saiteris]

Granted but u are taken to hell since you are a ghost!!

I wish i had pizza for lunch

granted but a homeless man runs up to you and steals it

i wish i owned a mercades s class

Wish Granted
But Youre Mercedes is stollen and with Flat Tires with gun shots in the glass + its a audi With a mercedes sign

I wish I was A litle Bit taller

[Blurred]

Granted but u are taken to hell since you are a ghost!!

I wish i had pizza for lunch

granted but a homeless man runs up to you and steals it

i wish i owned a mercades s class

Wish Granted
But Youre Mercedes is stollen and with Flat Tires with gun shots in the glass + its a audi With a mercedes sign

I wish I was A litle Bit taller

Granted but you never stop growing

I wish i was really sexy!

[STARNATION]

Granted, but you catch all the possible STD's there is.

I wish for a new tennis racquet.

[Phix]

Granted, but you catch all the possible STD's there is.

I wish for a new tennis racquet.

Granted, but it is worse then your old one.

I wish that i would never have to get up from my chair again.

[saiteris]

Granted, but you catch all the possible STD's there is.

I wish for a new tennis racquet.

Granted, but it is worse then your old one.

I wish that i would never have to get up from my chair again.

Granted But its a electric chair and They Strap Yea With Barbed Wire ...and its counting down 60 secs till they shock you to death

Wish i would earn 1000$per day

[Alterran]

granted but they were spanish dollars ^_^



wish i wish for a wish

[Blurred]

Granted but then you die trying to make a wish

I wish i was at the beach!

[SP_Ranger]

granted, but when u go bath a shark eats u up


I wish I was higher lvl then 15 in SRO -.-

[Blurred]

granted, but when u go bath a shark eats u up


I wish I was higher lvl then 15 in SRO -.-

Granted, but then u become a bot and get banned

I wish i had a nice pizza

[Shynygamie]

Granted, but it has a unexpectedly bombing device in it.

I wish I was famous.

[ThisIsAvalon]

Granted, but it has a unexpectedly bombing device in it.

I wish I was famous.

Granted, but your Britney Spears, and just shaved your head bald.



I wish I had a nice cold drink right now.

[saiteris]

Granted, but it has a unexpectedly bombing device in it.

I wish I was famous.

Granted, but your Britney Spears, and just shaved your head bald.



I wish I had a nice cold drink right now.

Granted but it would freeze ure tong and u couldn't speak normal for two days

I wish i was in mc donalds right now eating a BIG MAC!

[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

wish granted , but due to a shock you fall in a MC coma

i wish someone would lock this thread -_-

[takolin]

Granted, but you get banned from SRF.


I wish for an incorruptible cookie while nothing happens that wouldn't happen while eating a normal non wished cookie.

[SP_Ranger]

WTF?

[TuMadRe]

Granted, but you get banned from SRF.


I wish for an incorruptible cookie while nothing happens that wouldn't happen while eating a normal non wished cookie.

granted, but you die cuz the cookie was poisoned

i wish for takolin to be banned for proof of nerdness....

[ThisIsAvalon]

Granted, but you get banned from SRF.


I wish for an incorruptible cookie while nothing happens that wouldn't happen while eating a normal non wished cookie.

granted, but you die cuz the cookie was poisoned

i wish for takolin to be banned for proof of nerdness....

granted, but then he pulls off a Virginia Tech, and writes that ur responsible for it.


I wish I was an atom of Hydrogen.

[TuMadRe]

Granted, but you merge with 2 atoms of oxygen and u become a drop of water in the sun then u disintegrate...

I wish for my iPod touch keyboard was bigger for my fat fingers

[SP_Ranger]

granted, but its opposite day, so it gets smaller...


I wish I was rich in SRO!

[heroo]

granted, but its opposite day, so it gets smaller...


I wish I was rich in SRO!

granted, but you can not use any of your money.

i wish i could fully understand Einstein's E=mc²

[daemon225]

granted but people think your a nerd and stop hangin wit you

wish i could have real fire nukes

[Tasdik]

granted but people think your a nerd and stop hangin wit you

wish i could have real fire nukes

Granted but you'll end up killing your girlfriend/wife because you can't control your powers

I wish my brother wasn't such a jerk

[Elikapeka]

granted but people think your a nerd and stop hangin wit you

wish i could have real fire nukes

Granted but you'll end up killing your girlfriend/wife because you can't control your powers

I wish my brother wasn't such a jerk

granted, but now he won't stop hugging you.

I wish I could control time.

[daemon225]

granted but time stops for you and every 1 keeps going

i wish 2 be able 2 punch thru concreate

[Grimm-.-]

Granted but your hands get stuck in concrete.

I wish i was able to turn into invisible mist....