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Two weeks ago or so I gave him my eBay e-mail password because he needed it and I just found out he opened a phising e-mail and they took off the reserve price for all my items, and deleted all the messages and put a fcking Honda bike for sale? And it had 4 bids :banghead:
It'll take me and my sister days to get back on track, I'm so pissed off right now

And he was like "I got hacked, I got hacked!!!" And he doesn't even know what hacking is, and he called my uncle and again "Marcel I got hacked, I got hacked!!1one111"
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tell him to make his own account
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Casey613 wrote:And he was like "I got hacked, I got hacked!!!" And he doesn't even know what hacking is, and he called my uncle and again "Marcel I got hacked, I got hacked!!1one111"
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LOL


my parents are the same with computer... <_<
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That sucks. I hate email scams, though I've never fallen for one, #1. I don't check my emails =p.
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Casey613 wrote:And he was like "I got hacked, I got hacked!!!" And he doesn't even know what hacking is..."I got hacked, I got hacked!!1one111"
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That sounds exactly like 98% of the people that use these forums.
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Snoopy wrote:That sucks. I hate email scams, though I've never fallen for one, #1. I don't check my emails =p.

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Hershey wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
Casey613 wrote:And he was like "I got hacked, I got hacked!!!" And he doesn't even know what hacking is, and he called my uncle and again "Marcel I got hacked, I got hacked!!1one111"
:banghead: :banghead:




LOL


my parents are the same with computer... <_<



they **** up my computer and say it was my fault for using alot....


haha that happened to me too until they got their own comp and now they are like "damn piece of useless shit!!!11 It must be Vista and that's why it's messed up" then they changed it to XP and they still cry of frustration every now and then when they don't understand something and blame it on a malfunction.

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Hershey wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
Casey613 wrote:And he was like "I got hacked, I got hacked!!!" And he doesn't even know what hacking is, and he called my uncle and again "Marcel I got hacked, I got hacked!!1one111"
:banghead: :banghead:




LOL


my parents are the same with computer... <_<



they **** up my computer and say it was my fault for using alot....


Lulz.. +1 my dad says that. Pisses me off. Then he goes to uninstall msn messenger saying its creating all the problems..
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When I was younger I always had my own computer. If they wanted to use it, it was mine so they couldn't complain about anything.

But now they have a laptop and a desktop, and it was like playing tech support 24/7. "But that message says I have viruses and it will remove them"
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My father always always ask me online stuff before he tries it out :) Its time consuming trying to explain stuff to him sometimes, but its better than getting stuff messed up. My mom is the exact opposite, she clicks yes on everything... I totally thinks microsoft should come up with like a Windows vista mom edition. So like when ask to press ok, they'll ask are you sure for like 10 times before its confirmed.
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.rek wrote:Lulz.. +1 my dad says that. Pisses me off. Then he goes to uninstall msn messenger saying its creating all the problems..


lol that's what my dad said.. except for ventrilo lmao.
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i think parents and old ppl (37 to 99) shouldnt be on computers because they always blame something but it isnt it for example my computer stoped working because it was a hard drive issue my parents thought it was sro and i was like no its ur sh1t
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destructionmama wrote:I totally thinks microsoft should come up with like a Windows vista mom edition. So like when ask to press ok, they'll ask are you sure for like 10 times before its confirmed.


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uhuh...

I totally agree...

*no idea what it's about... I just think your father is retarded... I just totally agree with all of you!*
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daemon225 wrote:i think parents and old ppl (37 to 99) shouldnt be on computers because they always blame something but it isnt it for example my computer stoped working because it was a hard drive issue my parents thought it was sro and i was like no its ur sh1t


I'll agree with you on the computer shit, but 37 is a bit young to be considered old. I would think more like 50+ imo. It is kinda sad though, because being a computer teccnician for a living, the parents are always so quick to blame the kids for computer problems. When most of the time it is either hardware failure or because the parent clicked one of those pop up adds that says "your pc is infected" and then they click and install spyware or malware rather then fixing a problem that does not exist.

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destructionmama wrote:I totally thinks microsoft should come up with like a Windows vista mom edition. So like when ask to press ok, they'll ask are you sure for like 10 times before its confirmed.

+rofl

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Reminds me of my dad:
Me: "Wow, you have so many useless background processes" *looking at tray icons*
Dad: "They are supposed to be there, they make my computer go faster"
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StealMySoda wrote:Reminds me of my dad:
Me: "Wow, you have so many useless background processes" *looking at tray icons*
Dad: "They are supposed to be there, they make my computer go faster"

l o l. xD
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Casey613 wrote:It'll take me and my sister days to get back on track, I'm so pissed off right now

let's start talking about ur sister... a/s/l? :D

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My mom only knows how to click and go backwards, and click the drop down menu of the address bar to get to her site lul
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Sleepy1338 wrote:
.rek wrote:Lulz.. +1 my dad says that. Pisses me off. Then he goes to uninstall msn messenger saying its creating all the problems..


lol that's what my dad said.. except for ventrilo lmao.


Messenger error prevented me to turn on my pc, every time it would launch at the start the pc froze up.. Your dad's might actually be right there hehe

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Jstar1 wrote:
destructionmama wrote:I totally thinks microsoft should come up with like a Windows vista mom edition. So like when ask to press ok, they'll ask are you sure for like 10 times before its confirmed.


lol
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iGod wrote:
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.rek wrote:Lulz.. +1 my dad says that. Pisses me off. Then he goes to uninstall msn messenger saying its creating all the problems..


lol that's what my dad said.. except for ventrilo lmao.


Messenger error prevented me to turn on my pc, every time it would launch at the start the pc froze up.. Your dad's might actually be right there hehe


I had that with VeohTV, Photoshop tryout and with IMVU... they popped up at the same time everytime I started up my laptop, and then it just like, took 15 mins before I could do anything with it...

Oi...

But Photoshop is gone, I kicked off IMVU cuz it bored me and VeohTV comes in handy sometimes so I keep it...
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dom wrote:When I was younger I always had my own computer. If they wanted to use it, it was mine so they couldn't complain about anything.

But now they have a laptop and a desktop, and it was like playing tech support 24/7. "But that message says I have viruses and it will remove them"

Lol owned. I could see that happening with my Family.

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CrimsonNuker wrote:My mom only knows how to click and go backwards, and click the drop down menu of the address bar to get to her site lul



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dom wrote:When I was younger I always had my own computer. If they wanted to use it, it was mine so they couldn't complain about anything.

But now they have a laptop and a desktop, and it was like playing tech support 24/7. "But that message says I have viruses and it will remove them"



ROFL.

Exactly what my father always says :D
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heroo wrote:
dom wrote:When I was younger I always had my own computer. If they wanted to use it, it was mine so they couldn't complain about anything.

But now they have a laptop and a desktop, and it was like playing tech support 24/7. "But that message says I have viruses and it will remove them"



ROFL.

Exactly what my father always says :D



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The only thing my father do with PC, play Serious Sam 8)
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daemon225 wrote:i think parents and old ppl (37 to 99) shouldnt be on computers because they always blame something but it isnt it for example my computer stoped working because it was a hard drive issue my parents thought it was sro and i was like no its ur sh1t


Those same "old" people are the ones who created the PC in the first place...

It's not a specific age range. I'm 44 and know more about PC's, networking and applications than most people. But not everyone makes it a career or has time to understand all the little problems with Windows, hardware, and devices associated with geekdom.

Educate your parents then, gently point them to take computer classes. If you know how to maintain a PC, make suggestions on what to install for antivirus, popup blockers and anti-spyware measures. Don't run them down because they are ignorant please. Do you know how to file taxes? Or how to allocate funds in a 401k? :P

waitasec - was that you posting in Tech Support about BSOD's? So it was a hard drive?
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Well my mom is really good on the pc lol only goes to tha internet to write a email or to some page of her school to write grades to kids never screwed anything....
WEll My father is like a bastard from hell.........
LEts say he sits on ma pc i get out when i come back to the room he alwyas exits something lol always snooping around hate that......
one time saw him in porn fking scared me :DDDDd
remeber got borred disided to see my parents a bit and used key loger .....was good......

Was a time when my father started blaming games when some shitty program that he got from his friends didn't work....jesus i had to hide all the icons of the games and stuff was hard atleast it worked....



Now my dad bought a laptop and well he doesnt use it a lot so its like me and to computers :DDD =====lots of gaming i sit near the normal pc till 11 then play in bed till 3 or something lol......
my father got skype on the laptop fking dude started commenting my skype name fking drove me mad :D
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