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[SD]Rainigul wrote:Is your name Stefan?
Can you eat your face?
Will you?
I walked my dog yesterday and he took a big crap, so I picked it up?

No
No
Good assed polska flavor. probably
That sh1t don't make no sense son.

HejsaN wrote:Going to bed now

Stall can you sing a good night song for me so i can sleep well?


I guess you got youra nswer without me even answering 8)

Megami wrote:can you add names to your replies? so i know who you are replying to and what about cauz that shit gets confusing.


Sh1t. Gonna take years

Sn4ke_ wrote:What is the circumference of a moose?


The moose's diameter times 3.14

Trice wrote:Mario or Sonic?


Mario, son.

HejsaN wrote:Stall do you think its annoying to answer all this dumb questions like this?


Gotta do it so people can haev faith in the Polska way again. Can't be runnin the world if we constantly gotta be manglin fools that try to ruin our sh1t.

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Megami wrote:can you add names to your replies? so i know who you are replying to and what about cauz that shit gets confusing?


Fixed. Also, can you quote the questions you're answering to as well? It's hard to know what you're saying and I don't wanna have to keep scrollin' my ass all over and sh1t.

Is that how all poolees talk?


Son your ass be lazy n sh1t.

Reise wrote:I actually have Polish ancestry, so you can tell me whatever might blow up someone else's head.

Where to buy nukes and stuff like that.


I don't see no damned question :x

Megami wrote:uhm. can you buy me a kitty? a baby kitty? :]


Hell no son. But I think some fools from my aunt's church got some cat that's goinna have babies or somes h1t.

STARNATION wrote:Is your favorite word sh1t?

Yes

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Cloverleaf wrote:Hungary and Poland were united for a short period of time under one king. Does this make me at least half-polska?

given the circumstances if you prove yourself you can earn the title "Polska"


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C5%82adys%C5%82aw_III_of_Poland

1440 - 1444 and yes, I'm Hungarian. Here's your proof: Keress valakit, aki leforditja ezt!

edit: Doh, I forgot to ask. Do you know what I wrote in Hungarian?

By prove yourself I mean go out and mangle some bodies. Take over part of your town, we know you probably work alone so we can't be askin too damn much.
Son I don't know no damned Hungarian. Only polska.

theblindarcher wrote:are you a sick ass pervert
do you drink, if you do what is your favorite drink

Yes
Jack.

Dark Shifty wrote:do you prefer to see or saw on a see-saw?

We didn't have that weak assed sh1t in polska playgrounds. Kids were already out taking lessons on how to run an underground organization.

Hostage wrote:Just one question. what happened to "The Oracle"?


The Oracle made the mistake of going into Polska. YOu know if you go in that sh1t you might never come out. B1tch became one of the statistics son. BUried in damn Polska, should be an honor.

Ichimaru420 wrote:Where is waldo? :P

The last place you look.

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ghostkilla43 wrote:do u have a life other than srf?


Stallowned wrote:no


Is this true? lol

Yes.

Breed wrote:Anything?

No.

HejsaN wrote:If you were the only human left on earth and must propagate the population again and all thing you can have sex with are cows, the cows can birth humans cuz they are mutants, but the problem is the cows isnt from poland their are from germany, would you do it?

No.

Blackdragon6 wrote:How many fingers am I holding up?



Have you ever seen someone with polymastia? (more than 2 boobs)

You ain't gonna have no fingers to hold up if you talk sh1t to a polska dude's face.
Cousins used to know this dude b1tch had a 3rd nipple or osme sh1t.

tedtwilliger wrote:Why must all my attempts at an idealistic world fall in upon me?

The polska gods don't approve of your world.

Megami wrote:why havent you replied yet? o.O

I may be Polska. But there's sh1t I still can't do like sh1t in my slep.

BrokenSaint wrote:Haha this is win.


Where's the question?

HejsaN wrote:
BrokenSaint wrote:Haha this is SPARTA.

Fixed.


Stall where are you?


In my room son.


Trice wrote:
BrokenSaint wrote:Haha this is win.



stall will be angry as this isnt a question, is it?


Son your ass learns fast.

heroo wrote:Do you have more muscles than me?


Got them extra muscles that you only get in Polska. Gives us that upper edge. Some kinda defect in the dna n sh1t. Works to our advantage thouhg.

ArchYourFace wrote:can you teach me the way of the jedi?


No. Hell no.

spyboy1o1 wrote:ive heard there is now several girls lerking on teh internets... is this true :o

bet u cant name 5 from sro...
thts just sad :(

I can't..

PureStr wrote:I've been wondering that for a while actually.
If the thermal changes within the earth affect the north and south poles, The ice will melt and create a lot of water. But since there is already ice in the water taking the water's place, will the oceans level go up as the ice melts of will they go down ? Also, will this affect the koalas in australia ?

Edit: Btw, everyone chek the 420 video in my sig.

You should be more worried about watching your back if there's a polska around than some weak assed ice or pansy assed koalas.

John_Doe wrote:What happened to Oracle?

Don't be askin no question that already eben asked.

Ichimaru420 wrote:why do all of my attempts to kill Chris Brown fail :banghead:

YOu didn't hire a polska hitman.

inky wrote:Would you rather have sex with Haley Berry (who's been dead for 12 hours) or Queen Latifah covered in cow semen?

12 hours is still fresh. (No necrophilia)
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inky wrote:Would you rather have sex with Haley Berry (who's been dead for 12 hours) or Queen Latifah covered in cow semen?


id run away. not like either could chase me.

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Trice wrote:
inky wrote:Would you rather have sex with Haley Berry (who's been dead for 12 hours) or Queen Latifah covered in cow semen?


id run away. not like either could chase me.

is it?

You can always use the microwave to heat things up :P

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inky wrote:
Trice wrote:
inky wrote:Would you rather have sex with Haley Berry (who's been dead for 12 hours) or Queen Latifah covered in cow semen?


id run away. not like either could chase me.

is it?

You can always use the microwave to heat things up :P

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Would you rather have all your hair feel and look like pubes OR be completely bald? :?
I think hes bald already :?

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Bald would be pretty badassed.

I'm already getting there anyway.





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Why are you so cool stall?

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What do you like most about SRF?

Who Killed JFK?
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what do you do when you really have to pee but wont be in a nasty public restroom?
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Where is the spoon?
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how much is a plane ticket from where i live to the honduras?
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are they girls on t3h interweb?
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A bottle of pee or a plate with do-do?

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ghostkilla43 wrote:are they girls on t3h interweb?

allrdy asked... he said i cant...
name-x_spyboy_x server-posedion level-25 status-leveling

always looking for people to add me in game

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If i were 2 nuke venus would u do something?
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inky wrote:Would you rather have sex with Haley Berry (who's been dead for 12 hours) or Queen Latifah covered in cow semen?


What the f*ck.
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Would you rather have s3x with Reise or christina? (homo)

If your a true polish, what is zywiec? (no google)
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Would you rather play the game, ill show you mine if you show me yours, or, play the game you show me yours while i play with mine?
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Would you rather sit in a tub of sperm maybe have a sip...
Or sit in a tub of human waste and monkey blood
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Grimm-.- wrote:Would you rather sit in a tub of sperm maybe have a sip...
Or sit in a tub of human waste and monkey blood


you have issues dont you? xD
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Shake your ass for me please?

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Waisha wrote:Would you rather have s3x with Reise or christina? (homo)

If your a true polish, what is zywiec? (no google)


The best beer there is
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how many people have posted on this thread TIMES - X.0402234
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redneck wrote:
Waisha wrote:Would you rather have s3x with Reise or christina? (homo)

If your a true polish, what is zywiec? (no google)


The best beer there is

Agreed.
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If you punched yourself in the face, would you be hurt, or are you too strong to get hurt, even by yourself?
Would you rather stick a hot chili pepper up your ass or eat a sh1t?
Did you think that question was gross?

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If someone of your same blood robbed your house, would you beat the sh1t out of him?
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Do you like black women?
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you are the man! when are we hangin out?
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HejsaN wrote:Why are you so cool stall?


Cuz I just don't give no damn.


Blackdragon6 wrote:What do you like most about SRF?

Who Killed JFK?


Bein able to fool all these l1l b1tches an got all them haterz that cant do sh1t.

Bigfoot.

Hershey wrote:who won the american presidential election of 1920?

who started the "back to africa movement"?

what is "welfare capitalism" most linked to?

have you been to the end of a rainbow? if yes, did you mangle the guy with the pot of gold so you can steal that sh1t and give it to your needy poslka people?


Son I ain't gon do your damned homework.

You think my polska ass even gets near some fruity assed rainbow?

Megami wrote:what do you do when you really have to pee but wont be in a nasty public restroom?


What?

Priam wrote:Where is the spoon?


There's two on my desk. One in some mug sh1t and one in a cup.

Megami wrote:how much is a plane ticket from where i live to the honduras?


Son you be catchin them diseases n sh1t over there.

ghostkilla43 wrote:are they girls on t3h interweb?


Hellz no son.

HejsaN wrote:A bottle of pee or a plate with do-do?


Both and put them sh1ts down your throat.

FireVortex wrote:If i were 2 nuke venus would u do something?


No.

Waisha wrote:Would you rather have s3x with Reise or christina? (homo)

If your a true polish, what is zywiec? (no google)


No homo.

Some polska beer.

Dark Shifty wrote:Would you rather play the game, ill show you mine if you show me yours, or, play the game you show me yours while i play with mine?


Again no homo.

Trice wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:Would you rather sit in a tub of sperm maybe have a sip...
Or sit in a tub of human waste and monkey blood


you have issues dont you? xD


That ***** out of his damned mind.
Some day he get set straight. Polska style.

HejsaN wrote:Shake your ass for me please?


You homo?

[SD]Rainigul wrote:If you punched yourself in the face, would you be hurt, or are you too strong to get hurt, even by yourself?
Would you rather stick a hot chili pepper up your ass or eat a sh1t?
Did you think that question was gross?

The world would blow up.


STARNATION wrote:If someone of your same blood robbed your house, would you beat the sh1t out of him?

Yes. DOn't nobody fk with peoples sh1t.

CrimsonNuker wrote:Do you like black women?

Got them nice assed bootys.

agent420 wrote:you are the man! when are we hangin out?


I agree.
When your ass sets up that srf party son.




Semi serious questions now gettin t1red of all this boosh1t :x
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Trice wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:Would you rather sit in a tub of sperm maybe have a sip...
Or sit in a tub of human waste and monkey blood


you have issues dont you? xD

LmfaO...
Yes :(
hehe i was just trying to think of the most morbid situation.
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Ryoko Or SG?
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