Corrupt a Wish

[Pilot]

Saw this fun looking thing on fb. The game goes as follows:

One person creates a wish, say, I wish I had a plane so I could fly anywhere I wanted.

The next person will then corrupt the wish, saying, "granted, but the plane has no landing gear, so you're basically screwed until you run out of fuel"

Or "I wish for bigger boobs"
"Granted, but one boob is way bigger than the other"

You get the idea. Use your imagination! I'll start.

I wish I was the richest man in the world.

[Mcclane]

Granted but the other 2 are the size of grapefruits

I wish I had a 1971 Corvette Stingray

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted
but it was rusty and had no engine/wheels/ just the body


I wish there would be no more bots on SRO

[NumberZero]

Wish Granted
But then you will realise that you had the bot all the time.

I wish I had an icecream.

[Key-J]

Wish Granted
But then you will realise that you had the bot all the time.

I wish I had an icecream.

Wish granted.
But then you realize that is the reason why you cant install your SRO.

I wish 3 months would fly by.

[Gaigemasta]

Wish Granted
but you'll be 50 years older


I wish my gf would trust me

[Pilot]

Granted, but you end up getting a baby after you promise her you wouldn't get her pregnant.

I wish I had a gun.

[Waisha]

Wish Granted
but you'll be 50 years older


I wish my gf would trust me

wish granted but you won't be able to trust here because she is f*cking your dad.

I wish casey admitted being homo.

[Pilot]

Granted, but he admits he was homo with you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

[redneck]

granted but you will be forced to watch videos of him playing with his 4-legged friends.

I wish I could persuade anyone into doing anything...

[William-CL]

granted, but then you get bored of life and commit suicide


I wish I was a mod

[Waisha]

granted, but then you get bored of life and commit suicide


I wish I was a mod

granted but then you got bored and comit suicide

I wish casey showed pics of him raving.

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted but you were the mod of a womans website

i wish i had a life

[redneck]

thats farked up...black dragon

Anyways

Granted but someone turns you in that your a bot....

I wish I could lick my elbow

[William-CL]

thats farked up...black dragon

Anyways

Granted but someone turns you in that your a bot....

I wish I could lick my elbow

eehh tis a game

anyhow granted, but then your arrested by the FBI cause it turns out elbow licking is a conspiricy

I wish our neighbor didn't dance with his cows in a speedo

[Waisha]

thats farked up...black dragon

Anyways

Granted but someone turns you in that your a bot....

I wish I could lick my elbow

eehh tis a game

anyhow granted, but then your arrested by the FBI cause it turns out elbow licking is a conspiricy

I wish our neighbor didn't dance with his cows in a speedo

ROFL. You are not neighbor with redneck, are you?

Wish granted. Now he dances without speedos instead.

I wish my postcount was bigger than cin's

[Trice]

thats farked up...black dragon

Anyways

Granted but someone turns you in that your a bot....

I wish I could lick my elbow

eehh tis a game

anyhow granted, but then your arrested by the FBI cause it turns out elbow licking is a conspiricy

I wish our neighbor didn't dance with his cows in a speedo

ROFL. You are not neighbor with redneck, are you?

Wish granted. Now he dances without speedos instead.

I wish my postcount was bigger than cin's

fine, but cin's postcount is reduced to 1 due to a freak server error.

I wish SRO worked.

[DopeX]

Granted but your computer doesn't work

i wish to be able to finish my math hmwk tonight

[Trice]

granted, but you get it all wrong!

i wish i was goin out with my hot housemate :>

[redneck]

granted, but you get it all wrong!

i wish i was goin out with my hot housemate :>

granted..but you wont get any.

I wish I was perfect

[Trice]

ouch!

Granted, your name is perfect. you are perfect, but in name only.

[OL_Spongey]

Where is your wish Trice?! im confused! oh nooooooo

[Trice]

I wish i hadnt forgotten to put a wish like a silly fool

[huejas]

i wish i was goin out with my hot housemate :>

granted..but you wont get any.

lmfao owned

I wish i hadnt forgotten to put a wish like a silly fool

granted, but you suck

i wish i had mad dribbles (basketball)

[Xanovaria]

Granted, but you're stuck in a wheelchair after an accident involving a banana.

I wish I had some more rum.

[Trice]

Granted. you have more rum somewhere, you just cant remember where.

I wish I had 36hrs in a day, not 24.

[huejas]

Granted. you have more rum somewhere, you just cant remember where.

I wish I had 36hrs in a day, not 24.

granted, but yu then yu need to sleep an average of 20 hours a day

i wish i wasnt lazy to work on my abs

[Xanovaria]

Granted, but you work on them so much and get no results.

I wish Natalie Portman was in my bed naked ready to do me right now.

[huejas]

Granted, but you work on them so much and get no results.

I wish Natalie Portman was in my bed naked ready to do me right now.

yur late
but w.e granted but you couldnt get hard
*goes to google to search up who that is*

and scroll up for my wish

[Trice]

he already granted that huejas, i assume thats what was being granted.

@Xan: Granted, but you cant get it up.

I wish i had a butler. like batman does.