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Megami wrote:prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|

She probably payed him
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Megami wrote:prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|


I take offense to that...

I bet you're easy :twisted: :twisted:
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redneck wrote:
Megami wrote:prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|


I take offense to that...

I bet you're easy :twisted: :twisted:


and i bet ur hard :wink: (zing!)

EDIT: someones post got deleted for flaming (coughmegamicough)
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Silkroad wrote:EDIT: someones post got deleted for flaming (coughmegamicough)

negative. i erased it, to not start troubles. its called being mature about the situation :]
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Megami wrote:
Silkroad wrote:EDIT: someones post got deleted for flaming (coughmegamicough)

negative. i erased it, to not start troubles. its called being mature about the situation :]


So I'm guessing it was flaming be? You know I was joking write? Being sarcastic...**** my jokes always backfire... :banghead:
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Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"
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XemnasXD wrote:omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur

Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....

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pic or it didnt happen ^^,

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Megami wrote:prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|


LOLWUT no way brunettes are easier
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rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?
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Stallowned wrote:Got this guy sits next to me in class. From day one woulda put money on it he was homo.
He wore some weird assed hat, got a fruity assed face, yellow assed dyed hair.
Eveyday he wears some damn tight assed clothes.
Even was like "that's bullsh1t" when the professor said something about gays.

Got this kinda hot slutty assed ch1ck that sits two seats from me (she wants to get the Pole, but I ain't touchin all them STDs)

Anyway today he came in class late as sh1t and she reachd into her backpack and gave him a watch. I'm all like wtf was that about? He didn't really say sh1t. Later in the class he's like you remember about that watch, I left it at her house. I was like wtf was you doing at her house. F4g was like "I banged her 8) " I was like your ass fck1n serious? He was like hell yeah son.

Biggest shock of my damned life.


u sure she got std's or r u just sayin that
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Priam wrote:Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"


Erm... How many blondes from Essex do you know?

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heroo wrote:rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?




lol it's sad but true...
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Bastet wrote:
Priam wrote:Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"


Erm... How many blondes from Essex do you know?


That's the whole point, you don't have to get to know them :)

Imba avoiding the question isn't it :)

But ye, it's kinda a commonly know thing that is.
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Priam wrote:
Bastet wrote:
Priam wrote:Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"


Erm... How many blondes from Essex do you know?


That's the whole point, you don't have to get to know them :)

Imba avoiding the question isn't it :)

But ye, it's kinda a commonly know thing that is.


So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?

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heroo wrote:rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?


most females can easily be attracted by, pay attention

1. Financial security
2. Good Hygiene
3. Charisma

I know its sad but probably more gay guys fit that bill on average than straight guys. If you fit all those pointers and knew how to express in the proper way you'd get chicks too, don't be jealous 8)
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Bastet wrote:
So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?


Nah, i knew that allready.

And for the slutty part, you will have to porvide me with statements for previous boyfriends to verify.
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Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

Thats all the motivation i need to take my pants off.
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Priam wrote:
Bastet wrote:
So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?


Nah, i knew that allready.

And for the slutty part, you will have to porvide me with statements for previous boyfriends to verify.


Well I'm almost 27 and I have ever had a few boyfriends, I was with my ex for 8 and a half years.

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Priam wrote:
Bastet wrote:
So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?


Nah, i knew that allready.

And for the slutty part, you will have to porvide me with statements for previous boyfriends to verify.


Or you could stop stereotyping people and take a good look a the morrir?
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heroo wrote:rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?


Females are naturally attracted to Males whose facial properties are similar to their own. It makes them feel more secure. Add that to what Xem posted.
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Casey613 wrote:
Or you could stop stereotyping people and take a good look a the morrir?


cute.
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ROFL
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Grimm-.- wrote:
Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

Thats all the motivation i need to take my pants off.

lol
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Barotix wrote:
heroo wrote:rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?


Females are naturally attracted to Males whose facial properties are similar to their own. It makes them feel more secure. Add that to what Xem posted.



well actually people make their own definition on beauty, people who like how they look will define it as beauty, so if they find the same characteristic on somenonelse they'll love it.
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