Who/What am I?

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:26 pm

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:29 pm

Fish

And rum.

fethrin · Post by **fethrin** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:29 pm

uhh im clueless any hints?

edit: alcohol?

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:30 pm

rum

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:31 pm

Amelie wrote:rum

Close enough, it's alcohol.

Was listening to this song one day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df53LWQuezQ , and thought it would be a pretty good "who am I" candidate

blackfalcon · Post by **blackfalcon** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:31 pm

tequila!

poehalcho · Post by **poehalcho** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:40 pm

G.W. Bush (kinda xD)

-yes i know the awnser is allready posted

Mark. · Post by **Mark.** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:27 pm

how the hell can rum make ppl happy? :banghead:

XMoshe · Post by **XMoshe** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:29 pm

Was more thinking about love but meh =/

Burningwolf · Post by **Burningwolf** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:32 pm

i was thinking of some bitches >.>

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:32 pm

[SW]XMoshe wrote:Was more thinking about love but meh =/

And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

lol personal experiences?

NO_SILK_4_ME · Post by **NO_SILK_4_ME** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:57 pm

Yarrrr pass the rumm

Colb · Post by **Colb** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:26 am

Wish I had seen this thread sooner. Brad Paisley is the man.

rek · Post by **rek** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:06 am

~Mark~ wrote:how the hell can rum make ppl happy?

When im drunk i smile for no reason.

Post by **Doron** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:39 pm

I would've said a Muse...

but anyways...

When I drink I like to make fun of people with an annoying voice, flash my ass to people, pop some pills, make more fun of people, then throw stuff at ugly people, have lunch, call people names they don't like...

So.. tectically I'm allways drunk if you look at it like that....

ArchYourFace · Post by **ArchYourFace** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:51 pm

PB_and_J wrote:I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

boooooooooooooze!

SaoKill · Post by **SaoKill** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:48 pm

I am from Mars
I like women, and in some cases, men
I help create babies

WHO AM I?

Megami · Post by **Megami** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:02 pm

SaoKill wrote:I am from Mars
I like women, and in some cases, men
I help create babies

WHO AM I?

you are SaoKill

!G4! · Post by **!G4!** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:08 pm

rumm matey

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:11 pm

I knew what it was the third line down.

Why'd everyone say rum though? I thought alcohol would be a sufficient answer.

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:17 pm

Alcohol! What do i win!?

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:19 pm

Barotix wrote:Alcohol! What do i win!?

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

pfff i already stated it was rum, meaning it's alcohol....

now what do I win

Zypher · Post by **Zypher** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:36 pm

Amelie wrote:
Barotix wrote:Alcohol! What do i win!?

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

pfff i already stated it was rum, meaning it's alcohol....

now what do I win

A date with me

XMoshe · Post by **XMoshe** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:43 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:
[SW]XMoshe wrote:Was more thinking about love but meh =/

And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

lol personal experiences?

TBH..I only read the first 5 lines hehe

SaoKill · Post by **SaoKill** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:00 pm

<lose>
WHO WANTS A DATE WITH U

Puma60 · Post by **Puma60** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:18 pm

omg too easy

Read the first two lines...and knew already lol

avanti42 · Post by **avanti42** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:42 pm

now i have that song stuck in my head

good song though

SaoKill · Post by **SaoKill** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:45 pm

Puma60 wrote:omg too easy read the first two lines...and knew already lol

Of this post?:

PB_and_J wrote:Close enough, it's alcohol.

mahumps · Post by **mahumps** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:29 am

isn't rum still an alcohol?

like alcohol is the general term then rum is a branch of it? just like gins and beers?

EDIT: that was a good song.... can't keep it out if my mind...

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:33 am

nubs, its JEBUS.

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