so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends boyfriend's is going to jump me with 5+ friend tommorow when i get to school They all know martial arts in other words I am ROYALLY F*cked too bad i couldn't get a video of it you may all enjoy it.. i bet it'll be funny
Take a knife, may i recommend a Ka bar fighting knife. lol usually when i makes jokes about someones gf the bf laughs too...of course the gf tried to stab me once.
Sharp324 wrote:Take a knife, may i recommend a Ka bar fighting knife. lol usually when i makes jokes about someones gf the bf laughs too...of course the gf tried to stab me once.
Sharp324 wrote:Take a knife, may i recommend a Ka bar fighting knife. lol usually when i makes jokes about someones gf the bf laughs too...of course the gf tried to stab me once.
lol they're "Convienantly" meeting me at my school i'd get in alot more trouble for bringing a deadly weapon to school than getting the sh*t beaten out of me
but thanks guys i feel better when i can laugh about a 99% impending doom ^_^
Bring a can of spray deodorant. Use that in their eyes. Beat them with it afterwards.
It isn't a weapon. They don't have sh1t on you. Anyone can and probably does carry that sh1t around.
Don't forget to stomp their ribs when they're down. Make a teeth necklace and proudly wear it the next day when they're sitting in class in a full body cast.
Stallowned wrote:Bring a can of spray deodorant. Use that in their eyes. Beat them with it afterwards.
It isn't a weapon. They don't have sh1t on you. Anyone can and probably does carry that sh1t around.
Don't forget to stomp their ribs when they're down. Make a teeth necklace and proudly wear it the next day when they're sitting in class in a full body cast.
OH MY GOD!!!!!! *slowly choking from laughing to hard* best idea ever... i shall dub you mr.Military survival god... aka MMSG!!!! 2000X worse than MSG
If he needs 5 other friends to help it probably means they're all pretty much pussied assed f4gs. Make an example of one of them and they will all get the fck out of there. Guaranteed.
Stallowned wrote:If he needs 5 other friends to help it probably means they're all pretty much pussied assed f4gs. Make an example of one of them and they will all get the fck out of there. Guaranteed.
Doesnt mean that all the time, just means they want to **** him up. But yeah.. bring a weapon.. if its serious, not a knife but like a pole. You know those trolley poles? i'd bring some of those.. theyre hard.
Stallowned wrote:Take a pipe with your or something. If you're going down might as well crack a skull or two.
reminds of this story that happened in HK, this guy just basically fcked and dumped a lady he met recently, her father found the guy, basically stuck a pipe up the guy's ass and took pictures of the process. the father used the pictures to blackmail the guy to get back with his daughter
well, the father got arrested and got jailed for 10months for physical assault
Hime_Sama wrote::banghead: so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends
Lol this happens to one of mine friends latly... jsut before 2 weeks What he do ? Call the police when he saw from far away the 20 mans with pipes and such things... the police came, then get all the weapons from them and arest all of them
But if you dont want to be a pussy just go there and fight... if you have luck you may not end up in hospital if you dont... luck in the hospital lol
rofl if they do karate and shit, dont bring weapon, or they will kick you ass harder.
had a friend (well the wigger one) who pulled out some wood stick or something like that against a guy, the guy was doing karate lul, kid got his ass raped like sh1t.
if they seem serious I would just call the police, you can't get your homies with you to back your ass against 5 guy, i wouldnt take the risk lol.
Go to school naked. I assure you they will leave you the **** alone. If by any small chance one does approach you, do an Elton John impression .. that should make them run. If not you're unlucky and they are gay too .. meaning you will be submitted to gay sex right there and then.
Hime_Sama wrote::banghead: so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends boyfriend's is going to jump me with 5+ friend tommorow when i get to school They all know martial arts in other words I am ROYALLY F*cked too bad i couldn't get a video of it you may all enjoy it.. i bet it'll be funny
ehhh why dont u tell your boyfriend about it o.o um ppl with martial arts dont jump ppl weird only in movies lol im going to assume your a girl are 5 girls jumping you or 5 boys o.o also dont u have at least 5 friends that can defend you if i knew i was going to get jumped by 5 ppl i would tell my friends so they can back me up
Woohoo wrote:There's a two-handed? Is that the axe one?
good old bag of nice round rocks always works for me, anyway martial arts shouldn't be used to beat people up that just destroys the whole point of it. If you want to beat people up bring a good old bat and swing away.
Now really, what would that do, just piss them off more? I think so.
ineedhelp wrote: ehhh why dont u tell your boyfriend about it o.o um ppl with martial arts dont jump ppl weird only in movies lol im going to assume your a girl are 5 girls jumping you or 5 boys o.o also dont u have at least 5 friends that can defend you if i knew i was going to get jumped by 5 ppl i would tell my friends so they can back me up
I think I saw that movie!
So you should know how to beat them!
Or you could just pay Stallowned to be your friend!
so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends 
in other words I am ROYALLY F*cked 
......
god i need to make my impending doom more serious 
