If you wanted to commit suicide

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Kas it is scary that you can think of so many ways! lol

How about a more gruesome list? Painful ways. If your gonna go why not feel it the whole way down?

jump the fence at the zoo's lion den
drink Drano
Swimming in the swamp

ahhhh WTH am i doing? how do you always suck me into these weirdo topics?

dam the pocky.............

[Kazaxat]

as long as u dont do what some crazy people do today before commiting suicide (buying a machine gun and shoot a bunch of students to get attention and fame before dying)

[Kass]

death by not really living


death by girlfriend/spouse/female roommate/female friend

death by listening to Ricki Martin

death by clubs

death by torture on one of the stretchy wheel things.

death by disembowelment

death by acid (all forms)

not so friendly variety of poisonous insects and reptiles.

epix failing at performing a cool "stunt"

death by Manhattan snipers.

cia death squad

safety labels

walls that don't yield "right of way" to you.

pedestrians will be the death of you.

dogs, cats very large cats and that pain in the ass house feline variety too

diabetes

being emo

being an eskimo emo

factory work

black lung

ebola

influenza

acquired immune deficiency syndrome

simian immune deficiency syndrome

not using condoms

zombies

diarrhea

lacking pants

not turning in that dvd to blockbuster

geek conventions and no gas masks

trying to fit into that sailor moon costume hat is 20 sizes too small

witnessing said person walking around at said convention.

idiotic seeing eye dog

assholes teasing said idiotic seeing eye dog

crosswalks

red lights

sleeping

not sleeping

curious idiot and the very large shredding machine

impromptu swimming race in the northern pacific near alaska and russia

things that should not be falling

your angry mistress

leather whips

crosses

other cool ways to die in the roman empire volume 6

thing that you shouldnt do but still do

lung cancer

being unlucky

[tokazfromkas] but but whats the point? if you cant take a bunch of whiny fucks who are taking your oxygen/needs with you? **** them. [/tokazfromkas]

honestly if you kill yourself w/o taking at LEAST 100 or so ppl you fail... epicly Farking fail.

can i leave now?
cuz im getting rather bored.

[Dystopia]

if i wanted to, id close the garage door and sleep in the car

...ive thought about suicide alot, and i looked at it from lots of different perspectives, its not worth it, you burden your family your friends, your loved ones, or whatever if you dont have a family nor friends your just ending your future which could turn out really well, but your future depends on what you do now, so make the best of what you can today so you can have a better tomorrow..

[Reise]

as long as u dont do what some crazy people do today before commiting suicide (buying a machine gun and shoot a bunch of students to get attention and fame before dying)

Heh as if suicide wasn't already the worst thing you could be doing...

[Doron]

really. Kratos...

just don't do it.

If you get the feeling that no one loves you, you're out of your fuggin mind.

You're so friendly, smart, and hella good Vids mod.

So why the fug do would you do that to us???

And shame on the people who see this as a joke!

This is serious, and for once in ya'll god damn lives, think of someone else too!!

"But we hAve actuurlyy no idee wo hE =.."

Tha doesn't fugging matter.

I mean, this forum is seen as the best community in the world, so why the fug are ya'll acting like this, you shouldn't see this as a joke, you should take this fugging srious, okay?!

And back to Kratos,

Stfu, gtfo...'

Go ahead... leave this world...

Let this be your last thread...

Let te people who actually do guve a damn about you without you.

You've got so much ahead, and people who love you, support you...

Try thinking out of the box, and in this case the box is your pc...

Try talking about it to some friends.. they'll understand and help you.

Take a listen to this and then think about what I said to you.
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[XemnasXD]

if he offs himself can i have his mod slot. I've been wanting to gain a position of minor power that i can smugly lord over others....a bit of a megalomaniac...

[heroo]

http://listverse.com/health/top-10-ways-to-commit-suicide/


lol people that commit suicide are pathetic and stupid.

[JacksColon]

already tried it once. sleeping pills. really stupid thing to do.

[MrBow]

wtf?

[Alterran]

have someone put a wire string on the free way and me ride a motorcycle and decapitate my self ^_^

[Jstar1]

have someone put a wire string on the free way and me ride a motorcycle and decapitate my self ^_^

Not sure if your gonna go fast enough, you'll probably get severe internal bleeding instead and it'll hurt like hell

[Grimm-.-]

have someone put a wire string on the free way and me ride a motorcycle and decapitate my self ^_^

Not sure if your gonna go fast enough, you'll probably get severe internal bleeding instead and it'll hurt like hell

Lmfao....Good luck with that