If you wanted to commit suicide

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:36 pm

but make sure you do it in like an empty park or something. if you do it that way, you'll make a big hole and you'll be on the news

Untitled_ · Post by **Untitled_** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:38 pm

cut your self from top to bottom xD

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:40 pm

I'd spend whatever money I have on full body armor, a M60 machinegun, and enough ammo to last a long time. Then I'd probably go on a rampage until somebody shoots/blows me up.

I'd never kill myself, but I'd have nothing against getting somebody else to kill me.

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:43 pm

Reise wrote:I'd spend whatever money I have on full body armor, a M60 machinegun, and enough ammo to last a long time. Then I'd probably go on a rampage until somebody shoots/blows me up.

I'd never kill myself, but I'd have nothing against getting somebody else to kill me.

i dont live in the us

XCaosX · Post by **XCaosX** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:46 pm

hemagoku wrote:
Kratos wrote:If you wanted to commit suicide
If you wanted to commit suicide then ur stupid

Post by **Rainigul** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:51 pm

Just do what this guy's doing until you can't feel anymore :arrow:

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:52 pm

Tell me whats stupid in suicide

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:54 pm

Try to think of something that will be clean and easy for the people that find your dead body to take care of. The last thing I'd want to do is clean somebody's brains off a wall..

Anyway suicide is selfish, and pretty much lazy. Means you don't want to handle your problems, and you wanna just end yourself to escape it.

_Angels · Post by **_Angels** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:57 pm

hummm emo topic D; i would say wrist cutting but its painfull so do it slowly:P maby jump of a bridge? no way back then xD or hmmm go into a bathtub and trow a tv in it xD love those freak movies=p

Post by **Rainigul** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:00 pm

Ok, coolest way to do it is to be like "Hey everyone! I'm gonna do something totally badass! So come to the town square on the 4th of march at 4 o'clock!"

Then create a really huge and elaborate thing, wher eyou like knock over some dominoes and in the end, the last one falls on a weather cock or something which pulls a string which fires a gun into your head.

FireJammerXR · Post by **FireJammerXR** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:01 pm

take an icecream scoop and remove your eyeballs then replace them with cadbury eggs.

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:47 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_te ... guide.html

your guide to suicide

Ice · Post by **Ice** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:04 pm

Kratos wrote:Tell me whats stupid in suicide

Why, well not for you maybe it be fast dead for you
But think about the family friends who loved you
and which thoughts they can have ,they can think it's their fault
becose of the suicide you did

So why you wonder about suicide ?

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:13 am

Try to drown yourself.

If you have the cojones to pull that off, then your death is an honorable one in my eyes.

Inuyasha584 · Post by **Inuyasha584** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:15 am

i remember some said to whack off while hanging yourself >_> just nasty or umm cut your balls off?

theblindarcher · Post by **theblindarcher** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:17 am

OVERDOSE FTW AND ANYTHING THAT WONT HURT FTW!

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:18 am

If you have troubles or feeling depressed, talk to someone or to me. I'm on your msn list Kratos.

Vandall · Post by **Vandall** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:59 am

Don't go to the bathroom for a really really long time

Wu · Post by Wu » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:02 am

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... ly_suicide

win

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:33 am

People who start these topics are attention whoring, would you like me to say ohh please, don't commit suicide!

I think that OD would be the easiest way to go though

RiceFarmer · Post by **RiceFarmer** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:55 am

This topic isn't as funny as the other killing/dying threads..
Please close it =)

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:04 am

whats with these wierd threads in otl? could we talk about something more cheerful?

Panu · Post by **Panu** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:28 am

Kratos wrote:Tell me whats stupid in suicide

lol, you sound like my friend. whenever he gets mad or when hes wrong in something or when someone yells at him, he goes into an emo state and doesnt talk to anyone and starts making the smallest thing a big deal. like yesterday he couldn't open a bag of peanuts, so he took a knife and started to mutilate it screaming, "i suck at life."

my solution is Crims' response ...

CrimsonNuker wrote:Pleasuring yourself is always an alternative

or just chill ... lol.

Love · Post by **Love** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:34 am

i just wouldnt i am not scare of dying but killing myself is a lot different being emo ftl

Shynygamie · Post by **Shynygamie** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:38 am

Kratos wrote:.............How would you do it?

Need ideas

r you suiciding? lol

Grimm-.- · Post by **Grimm-.-** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:51 am

Hmmm...People here really do like to stereotype hm?...Annoying :banghead:

Bahhht anyway...I would :banghead:

Until my brains spilled.

Kass · Post by **Kass** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:02 am

piano wire + super glue and a big building

a shotgun a crowd and screaming "i have aids" then killing yourself

the popular American way of doing things is to take as many fuckers with you.... columbine.. va tech ect ect ect...

the wonderful way of killing ppl with jim's big ball bearings

cars and the wrong way entrance to the freeway.

semis and large amounts of fertilizer.

two semis

pissing off a ninja

pissing off a pirate

pissing of gwbush

death by computer

death by computer and open "hot wires"

death by fork

death by "spork"

death by "running down teh street at full tilt"

death by starvation

death by overdose

death by angry mobster

death by pissing off "Death" (final destination)

death my lamp post

death my impaling yourself with a broom while doing naughty things

death by assorted sharp objects

death by assorted not so sharp objects

death by boredom

death by "flying"

sign up for France's Drug Enforcement Agency and "forgetting" your second chance vest

assaulting a police officer while in a riot with assorted "deadly" objects

committing murder in a place that supports "capital punishment":

committing murder on a much larger scale in a place that supports "capital punishment" (fast track lane)

committing genocide inside a country you just took over...

assassinating the president of (xxxx) nation

making a virus that deletes the world's porn.. repeatedly...

hacking NORAD

hacking the british equivalent to NORAD

hacking the french equivalent to NORAD

pissing the chinese off

being an asshole and forcing those black hole "specialists" to make a super dooms day weapon

telling some terrorists that you will make them a bomb if they give you plutonium and then use it for your time machine.

accidentally find out that the cool stainless steel thermos is in fact containing a bio weapon...

praying to the gods to redirect eh nearest asteroid/comet

that glass of ho2 is in fact h2so4

making explosives

cutting the "red" wire instead of the barf green colored one

hijack a icbm submarine.

hijack a b2

hijack a icbm launch platform

tick off the n.koreans

trying to assassinate a ninja

trying to kill "James Bond"

tentacle monster

stealing pocky from ppl who arnt japanese who enjoy their pocky

... must i go on?

and to everyone else... you suck

Post by **Doron** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:04 am

Oh, god, Kratos!

*hey, Kratos is a god.. funny...*

Just do the thing that every teenager does when he/she thinks of doing homework...

We all just crawl into a corner and wait untill that gastly feeling has left....

You know Kratos, in Holland there is a saying.
'Leven is het meervoud van lef'
*someone please translate that for me*

Think of that, and then add me at msn... I'm on the list, and a little bit of Icecream allways works...

Talk to me, and I'll be your guide to contineu, because you don't seem to understand how valuable life is...

For example, please take a look in the drugs thread, and read Agent's posts. *page 4*

Did he commit suicide when his life got cold?? Hell No! He's now a stronger person and so will you be!!

And don't you dare doing it after this fugging long post, because then I'll hunt your ass down, revive you from the dead and I'll kill you again.

Hostage · Post by **Hostage** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:07 am

Kass wrote:piano wire + super glue and a big building

a shotgun a crowd and screaming "i have aids" then killing yourself

the popular American way of doing things is to take as many fuckers with you.... columbine.. va tech ect ect ect...

the wonderful way of killing ppl with jim's big ball bearings

< death list>

... must i go on?

and to everyone else... you suck

Kassadie of the numerous deaths has graced our presence.

Kass · Post by **Kass** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:08 am

[icyfreak]
was all that suppose to be funny?

besides... if he wanted someone to console him he would have said so.
[/icyfreak]

oh yes speaking of milk.. death by overdoes of milk water,

death by gaming non stop w/o eating or deification.

pff...

THINK and be BORED. and generally be willing to kill everyone for pocky

**** almost forgot....

death by couch potato-ness

death by being over weight

death by being over weight and DEAD in an economy the required fossil fuels and a need to find alternative ways of fuel

death in Ethiopia

death by snow

death by sex (very possible go look it up)

death by exposure (THINK WEATHER WIT TARDS)

death by camel

death by spanish bull run in streets

death by lack of Heimlich maneuver

death by JASON BOURN (Farking hell give him his memory back)

death by asphxiation

death by angry serfs attacking your castle

death by angry people attacking you in general

death by asshole posters

death by nightelf rouge in a dark alleyway in ogermarr

death by that DUMB Farking CLERIC WHO IS NOT DOING THEIR Farking JOB

death by yours truly

death by sunglass coolness

death by "pretty lights that are falling on you"

death by "not so cool" lava

death by idiotic drivers

death by idiotic suv driving mothers

death by that stupid kid down the street-fucking-up-your-electricity-again-that-damn-whiny-bitch

death by random number generator

death my flesh eating robots...

death by "Mister Anderson's gang of idiots in black"

death by Agent Smith's "Clone Attack"

death by scifi cliches

death by vampires

death by shovel

death by whatever the **** comes to mind

ffs THINK PEOPLE not hat Farking hard

(spell check isle ten, spell check isle ten...)

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