What Am I ( For StealMySoda )

[pentuim3HS]

not my idea soda started it so here it goes

What am I?
-You stick your finger in me
-If your wearing me, it won't hurt when you push it in
-I protect you from getting poked.

What am I?
You need rest after you've had a long one.
I come every night at midnight
You have to ask your boss for permission to get me off.

Answer these or post your own "What Am I" riddles
All thanks go to soda - i just posted it for him basicly

[Reise]

Thimble and a day at work?

Are we supposed to answer these or something?

[Aiyas]

not my idea soda started it so here it goes

What am I?
-You stick your finger in me
-If your wearing me, it won't hurt when you push it in
-I protect you from getting poked.

What am I?
You need rest after you've had a long one.
I come every night at midnight
You have to ask your boss for permission to get me off.

Answer these or post your own "What Am I" riddles
All thanks go to soda - i just posted it for him basicly

Second one is: a day.

[StealMySoda]

Guess I should write out some more

You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?

If you turn me on, I'll blow you
You can feel me blowing on your head.
If I'm poorly hung, I'll go down on you.
What am I?

[Rainigul]

The best ones of these are the dirty ones, but which aren't REALLY dirty, see if you can figure these out:

We're getting wet.
The woman opens it up.
The man lifts it.
What am I?

It's very wet, and surrounded by hair.
What is it?

[Aiyas]

Guess I should write out some more

You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?

ROFL

An alarm clock

[salmissra]

Guess I should write out some more

You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?

If you turn me on, I'll blow you
You can feel me blowing on your head.
If I'm poorly hung, I'll go down on you.
What am I?

first one: alarm clock......second one: a ceiling fan?

not sure what is urs rainigul....a shirt lol?

[CrimsonNuker]

Guess I should write out some more

You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?

If you turn me on, I'll blow you
You can feel me blowing on your head.
If I'm poorly hung, I'll go down on you.
What am I?

first one: alarm clock......second one: a ceiling fan?

not sure what is urs rainigul....a shirt lol?

The first one is a woman?

[Reise]

Hah yeah that sounds about right Crim.

[salmissra]

i thought that was the answer too but it seemed to easy >.>. so what is it soda?

[StealMySoda]

i thought that was the answer too but it seemed to easy >.>. so what is it soda?

You were correct on both