How would you kill the person above you?

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fuc*king meanie >.<

fine .. i will put u in a room .. with no food or water till u die :x
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slice your throat and hang you upside down so you can feel the blood draining from your body. (like they do cows or w/e, i think) ;D
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tickle and lick her to death ^^^ xD
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It ain't a motherfu.cker alive to come and take mine.


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AngelMare wrote:overdose of viagra :love:


LMAO! :D :) 8) :P :roll: :wink: :twisted:

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@cookiez.

Id buy thousands of gerbils to forcibly anal rape you to death, while making you listen to Spice Girls "if you wanna be my lover." unendingly. Itd take a very long time and a lot of gerbils.

(I was gonna use horses but thatd be less humiliating and a much quicker death.)
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I'll put like, really thin glass bottles up your ass, which'll break wehn you make even the slightest move with your ass, while I'd let you sing Stop Right Now from the Spice Girls...

And yes, I am that nice to let you use lyrics with it.
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OMg this has to be the coolest thread ever made!!!!

Anyway.... I would shove a rifle barrel down your throat until you almost choked to death.... Then when your gasping for breath i would pull it out and smile. While smiling i stick the barrel to your stomach and blow your insides out. It would take a few minutes for you to die of blood loss so i would kick you to the floor and take a piss on yah. Hope you r dead after that.
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insert a tube down your throat and fill you up with cow shit until you burst :D
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squeeze you to death
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smash your head into pieces with your skateboard ;D
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I would help redneck fixing his msn, then enjoy the show XD
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Magically send my burst body parts into your throat and make you choke on them
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I would eat u up
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Eat you
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I would make you choke on me
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Than I'd throw you up and eat you again
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Lmfao!!!!

But your dead....and im dead...
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So I'd eat you in afterlife
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As much fun as this could be, don't you think its a bit over the top?

Sounds kind of sadistic to me, and really makes me wonder what gamers at large are really like.


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choke you with my rainbow dick
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"How would you kill the person above you?"

i wouldnt :\
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What good would that do? Killing the person above me?
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Throw him in the deathly pit of emos equipped with razors and bananas.
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throw you to a pit of blood sucking bunnies :P
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Slicing you flesh slowly starting from your feet and force you to eat it with a bun. Pour some salt, alcohol or bleach on your wounds.
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W/zerk
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You guys have some fucked up minds

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chase you with a 50k horse powered steam roller
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throw him in a pit of hugging nooobs.. thats what i would do

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