How would you kill the person above you?

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:14 pm

Poke u to death ^^

w00t · Post by **w00t** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:14 pm

Simplifique ur a freak

theblindarcher · Post by **theblindarcher** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:20 pm

Well i will first punch you untill you throw up blood, then i will stab your hands with rusty knives, then i will take ciggies and burn your eyes out then sick tooth picks in your eyes then i cut off your feet, then i take sword and cut open your intestins and let hobos eat you...

Post by **Doron** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:23 pm

you wake up. a mirror is stuck to the ceiling, all the walls and everything in your house is covered with mirrors.
While you were sleeping, I have undresses u to naked.

Your clothes are burned.

And everything is covered in mirrors in your house.

You can't get out. And then you realize that the only thing still there is your tv.

You can't put it on nor off...

Then the tv turn on. it shows you gay porn. tons of it. the most dirty and disgusting gay porn you've ever seen.

You're getting crazy. so crazy that you slap your head agaist all the mirrors, untill you bleed to death after slitting every vine you can find on your body.

iGod · Post by **iGod** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:25 pm

Probably stare you like this

Until your umbilical cord pops out and you brain starts dripping from it.

p.s. great way to get creative

@jackscolon, which song? ;0

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:32 pm

I would first take a razor and make little slices all over your body. Then, pour bleach all over you. you know, so you're clean. then, I'd find the biggest set of speakers and blare Emperor at the loudest possible setting EVER right into your ears so your ear drums explode. then, I'd take a page out of prince dracul's handbook and put you on a pike, right through your ass, up through your mouth and put you like that in a room full of snakes, bees, hornets, ants..of course, the worse versions of all of these. then, I'd pour gasoline on you and set you on fire..but only for like a minute...then, I'd lock you in a freezer till you freeze to death

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:38 pm

You (JacksColon) and me sitting in a bar chilling, drinking, getting bored after awhile. So I said "Why not play russian roulette". "Why the f#@! not" you said. So I took a gun out, placed one bullet, placed the gun on the table, spin it. It spins and spins and finally the barrel ends up pointing to you.

You stayed calm. Its only one bullet and theres a good chance you wont shoot yourself to death. You took it off the table, aim at your head, and pulled the trigger of the 9mm Glock...

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:39 pm

I'd kill you with duct tape and 42 spoons

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:48 pm

Its a great day for you. A perfect day. Your birthday is next week, and you know your friends are planning something special. You're engaged to the person of your dreams. Your job is going on great, you just got a raise. You are sitting in the park thinking how things are finally turning out for the best. As you ponder off into the brilliant sunset enhanced by the pond in your local park, you fail to notice a glint of light reflecting off my sniper scope a thousand metres away. A small breeze, a rustling of dead leaves, birds flew away and broke the splendor and silence of the park. Then a loud shot and everything went red and faded to black.

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:20 pm

You wake up one morning to the sound of your alarm. your body is sore all over, but you just attribute it to the working out you've been doing lately. Everything seems fine. You go to make some breakfast, and as you look out your windows, you notice, everything is black....you don't understand this, so you rush to the windows, only to realize that they've been covered up. and locked..your doors are covered and locked as well. all of a sudden, elevator music starts blaring in through the A/C vents. a nice mixture of smooth jazz and barry manilow. you soon, start to freak out so you grab the phone to call the police. you go to dial, but instead of a dial tone, all you hear is "welcome to the last minutes of your life!" repeated by a joyful, cheerful sounding young woman. she could've been a flight attended for all you know. your TV flashes on with a video of your parents, friends and loved ones, wishing you a pleasant death, but it will not be. all of a sudden the c4 explosives that were implanted just beneath your skin on all your limbs and your stomach detonates

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:26 pm

Someone replaces your medications with sleeping pills, and someone viciously attacks your anus while you are knocked out.

When you wake up, they force you to play basketball with them naked, and then they throw rocks at your head until you die of blood loss.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:27 pm

i cant kill.... cant kill....!!

:love:

^ poster above of me: i'll poison your favorite food....

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:28 pm

Hmm, let you watch all the horrible animes while giving you the chinese torture method.

agent420 · Post by **agent420** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:33 pm

i would make you read this dumb ass thread

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:34 pm

force you to masturbate to 2 Girls 1 Cup until you orgasm onto yourself. then, bring in two hot girls to take a shit on your face. then, make you run around your neighborhood like that, naked and covered in shit while yelling "I'm going to rape all of your daughters" and then, a big burley man hears you, comes out of his house with a shotgun and blows your head off.

ArchYourFace · Post by **ArchYourFace** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:35 pm

JacksColon wrote:You wake up one morning to the sound of your alarm. your body is sore all over, but you just attribute it to the working out you've been doing lately. Everything seems fine. You go to make some breakfast, and as you look out your windows, you notice, everything is black....you don't understand this, so you rush to the windows, only to realize that they've been covered up. and locked..your doors are covered and locked as well. all of a sudden, elevator music starts blaring in through the A/C vents. a nice mixture of smooth jazz and barry manilow. you soon, start to freak out so you grab the phone to call the police. you go to dial, but instead of a dial tone, all you hear is "welcome to the last minutes of your life!" repeated by a joyful, cheerful sounding young woman. she could've been a flight attended for all you know. your TV flashes on with a video of your parents, friends and loved ones, wishing you a pleasant death, but it will not be. all of a sudden the c4 explosives that were implanted just beneath your skin on all your limbs and your stomach detonates

sounds as tho you play pencil and paper rpgs.

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:41 pm

I already killed Jackscolon and ArchYourFace, so this one is for agent420:

I sedate you, then while you're unconcious I'll infuse you with 1 litre of hypertonic saline (>2%) at a rapid infusion rate (>150ml per hour). This would lead to CPM, and thus lock-in syndrome. You could feel, you could blink, you could see and move your eyes, you could hear, and you could think; you cant move, you cant speak, you cant even breathe but a ventilator does that for you. When I'm done mutilating you, I'll promise I'll turn the ventilator switch off.

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:43 pm

ArchYourFace wrote:
sounds as tho you play pencil and paper rpgs.

uh, i don't know what that means

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:44 pm

Simplifique wrote:I already killed Jackscolon and ArchYourFace, so this one is for agent420:

I sedate you, then while you're unconcious I'll infuse you with 1 litre of hypertonic saline (>2%) at a rapid infusion rate (>150ml per hour). This would lead to CPM, and thus lock-in syndrome. You could feel, you could blink, you could see and move your eyes, you could hear, and you could think; you cant move, you cant speak, you cant even breathe but a ventilator does that for you. When I'm done mutilating you, I'll promise I'll turn the ventilator switch off.

haha that was awesome (I already killed you, so someone come kill me !!!!)

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:49 pm

Let's say these 'thug rapists' can not kill you, i shall come and urinate all over your face.

And then drop kick you in the face before taking a shit all over you.

I will then try to found a person with an STD and force you to have intercourse with them, before proceeding to own you in any sport of your choice. (Preferably basketball or soccer), then i will put you in my car and drive to your house and rape every female that is close to you before shooting you with a 9mm.

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:18 pm

.//curb wrote:Let's say these 'thug rapists' can not kill you, i shall come and urinate all over your face.

And then drop kick you in the face before taking a shit all over you.

I will then try to found a person with an STD and force you to have intercourse with them, before proceeding to own you in any sport of your choice. (Preferably basketball or soccer), then i will put you in my car and drive to your house and rape every female that is close to you before shooting you with a 9mm.

THAT IS AMAZING! ROFL

iGod · Post by **iGod** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:20 pm

.//curb wrote:Let's say these 'thug rapists' can not kill you, i shall come and urinate all over your face.

And then drop kick you in the face before taking a shit all over you.

I will then try to found a person with an STD and force you to have intercourse with them, before proceeding to own you in any sport of your choice. (Preferably basketball or soccer), then i will put you in my car and drive to your house and rape every female that is close to you before shooting you with a 9mm.

Megami · Post by **Megami** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:22 pm

i would burn your skin little by little with acid, then i would slice your head open while you're still alive and well awake. then i would tickle your brain xD and pop your eyeballs out and let them hang down. after that ill rip your teeth out one by one and make you swallow them, then i will pull your intestines through your esophogus and out of your mouth...then i would feed you to my dogs xD while you're still alive and struggling to live.

Cloverleaf · Post by **Cloverleaf** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:24 pm

I'd sing to you! :twisted:

Post by **Doron** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:28 pm

After a long night of drinking after your gf/bf dumped you in a club, you wake up in a strange bed. you're handcuffed tied to the bed post, you're totally naked.
The thing that woke you up was your most old and ugly teacher. then, he Rapes you anally, and you will die of some prehistorc STD.

On your funeral they will play this song, so you can turn around in your grave once again.
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avenqerz · Post by **avenqerz** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:42 pm

Geez...

Um... Convince the above that they don't need a premium ticket and let said above person bludgeon themselves to death against their desk/table in frustration. :banghead:

LOL On the Lady bump hump thang bing bang shu twang shibbizle on the forizzle mo grizzle in my steakaliddlez.

Peace, I'm out!
(Faints)

AngelMare · Post by **AngelMare** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:51 pm

overdose of viagra :love:

Megami · Post by **Megami** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:10 pm

^stick him in a small closet full of smelly black people .
(said because his picture resembled a kkk member ;p)

AngelMare · Post by **AngelMare** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:12 pm

Megami wrote:^stick him in a small closet full of smelly black people .
(said because his picture resembled a kkk member ;p)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Y_Y

FINE !!

hmm .. i will put u in a room with no oxygen >.<

Rainagul · Post by **Rainagul** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:13 pm

I will take every deadly neuro toxin and slowly siringe it up your ass, so you burn from the inside out^^
Or id give you that 1 disease where you puke out all your innards^^

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