How would you kill the person above you?

GunnerBoi · Post by **GunnerBoi** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:25 pm

Hey guys!

Lets do a game..

A KILLING GAME :twisted:

Start like this

I'll kill them by (Whatever here)

I can't start because i'll be killing the forum

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:26 pm

I'll kill you with Plastic tape

GunnerBoi · Post by **GunnerBoi** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:27 pm

I'll shove your head in the oven

Posei · Post by **Posei** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:29 pm

I'll dig your heart out with a spoon!

... srsly

GunnerBoi · Post by **GunnerBoi** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:29 pm

I'll hack your character

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:35 pm

GunnerBoi wrote:I'll hack your character

How would that kill him. Fail..

I'd ride with a bike over you till u are dead.

GunnerBoi · Post by **GunnerBoi** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:39 pm

I'll get a knife and chase u outta the house, u leg-it to your house, then fall down a drain and drown in sh1t

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:55 pm

I'll tie you up, make you watch "Bridget Jones Diary: The Edge of Reason" Clockwork Orange style with your eyes propped open, for hours on end until you go crazy and kill yourself.

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:57 pm

With my hands

XMoshe · Post by **XMoshe** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:13 pm

With medievel torture machines : )

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:17 pm

Shoving needles down your throat, resulting in internal haemorrhage, and eventually dying of hypovolaemic shock.

NuclearSilo · Post by **NuclearSilo** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:19 pm

Rape u to death ...

Rakion · Post by **Rakion** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:22 pm

eat your heart!

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:23 pm

Id feed you to death.

Rakion · Post by **Rakion** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:26 pm

Slaps your head till you die

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:31 pm

feed you 50lbs of uncooked rice and then put a hose in your mouth at full power.

Rakion · Post by **Rakion** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:41 pm

barf at you soo badly that you died in the deadly toxic smell

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:43 pm

Take a time machine and travel back to the time of your conception, then I jumped on the bed where your parents are at it, and shout "Crickey!", thus disrupting the natural process, and erasing your existence in the future. Well technically I didnt kill you, but the outcome is the same :3.

slytther · Post by **slytther** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:46 pm

I simply bring you my homework u have to make for me, when ur getting crazy about that i´ll give u political movie with discussions over and over again. Then i get my knife wich i use for putting butter on my bread and slash u until ur dead

Megami · Post by **Megami** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:51 pm

ill just simply cut you in a thousand pieces while you're still alive and tied down >.<

Post by **Doron** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:52 pm

Woow.. I thought my thread before was sadistic...

anyways:

I'll pump you full of ipecac and laxating stuff, and you'll poo and puke to death...

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:53 pm

I'll leak ether into your bedroom while you were sleeping. Deeply unconcious, you'll get a sex change and a gun beside your bed. When you finally come to your senses, you realize you're the opposite sex. Depressed, and seeing the gun you say to yourself that it isnt the end of the world and you'll learn to adapt. That is until you saw the overpriced bill for due services...

Rakion · Post by **Rakion** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:54 pm

annoy you to death

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:01 pm

I'll give you the keys to the race car of your dreams. Its there, on a race track for you to test drive. You sit in the bucket seats, smell the brand spanking new leather, shiny dashboard, turn the ignition, engine roaring, music of your choice blasted through bose surround speakers. You're excited. Hell, I'll even have groupies on the sideline cheering you on to race it. You think this must be the greatest day of your life. In the excitement, you ease your foot down the accelerator "no no" you floored it. The car zoomed 10, 20, 50, 60 miles an hour in 1 second. You're blitzing down the racetrack. 100, 120, 150, 180. Is there no end to this you thought. Coming to a bend now, you press the brakes to slow down, but it doesnt seem to work. Before you even come to realise whats happening, you see a wall flashing towards you...

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:08 pm

Gonna bore you to death :twisted:

.//curb · Post by **.//curb** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:29 pm

Shove a 3 meter stick up your ass.

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:43 pm

You decided to try the national lotto, and bought a ticket with the numbers: 02, 12, 20, 22, 35, 08, 09. At this point I'll rig the lotto results, and come Friday you sit relaxed in your living room watching the tele. The lotto comes up and the numbers appear: 02, 12, 20, 22, 35, 08, 09.

"Holy sweet mother f!@#!@ng cow of moon". You just won yourself Eur$300 million.

Being the astute financial and sensible person that you are, you decided to seek help from a financial advisor... which turns out to be me. At our first visit, I recommend that you invest in the purchase of a luxurious hotel in Yokohama, Japan. You agreed to this, and thought it would be a nice change to go live there even.

So you're there, living in the futuristic penthouse on the 100th floor of "your" luxurious hotel in the centre of Yokohama, thinking you are at the top of the world (and rightly so). How else could you invest your money you thought to yourself. The serene music playing through your bedroom quickly got interupted with a low ground tremble, which is ever increasing. The vibrations became stronger, and soon the hotel began to flay wildly from side to side. You took your phone and gave me a ring. "Does this hotel meet the seismic safety assessment".

"Seismic what now?" I said.

Your face paled.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:44 pm

i'd place a mirror in front of you and let you scare to death

ArchYourFace · Post by **ArchYourFace** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:46 pm

I will begin by eating a continual stream of white castle double cheese burgers for 2 days straight. I will then attach myself to a machine to extract all the gas from my ass. I will fill what would be an oxygen tank with thus said gases. Strap that bitch to your face and duct tape your mouth shut. Then id go get an enema as id be excessively constipated

Simplifique · Post by **Simplifique** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:56 pm

I'll cast animate dead, zombies come out from the ground and immobilised you. Whilst struggling to get free I'll stand next to you and whisper close enough to your ear for you to hear me cast power word kill. Your char just got pwned in the world mmorpg finals.

"FAAAAARKKKKK!!!" you said.

You stood up, rip your laptop from the cables, spilled cola over your pants, threw your laptop to the floor breaking it apart while cracking open the power socket. You sat down disgusted by your ill fortune. Cola trickled down your pants and slowly ooze to the open power supply. A spark, a flash, and you got electrocuted to death.

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