The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say

[Millenium]

So after the last rant about stalking I decided to write something a bit cheerful.
Guys, you guys suck Here goes!



Girl: Will you love me only and forever?
Guy: Of course (not)

Girl: What will you do if I disappear from the Earth one day?
Guy: I'll cry (out of happyiness)

Girl: Don't you think you're enjoying life much more after you met me?
Guy: Of course, its because of you (made me realize life with you is hell)

Girl: Don't you think I'm the most amazing woman on Earth?
Guy: Of course (you're the worst)

Girl: Honey, am I your first love?
Guy: Yeah you are (my 6th girlfriend this year)

Girl: Promise you're not lying?
Guy: I promise (I'll only lie)

Girl: If I get older will you love me like you love me now?
Guy: I'll never think you're old (you were never young to beging with)

Girl: Am I prettier or Leah Dizon is prettier?
Guy: Of course you are (nothing compared to her)

Girl: Ohhh, I think I gained weight. What do you think?
Guy: Don't worry You're still skinny (like bones, I want some fat)

Girl: What would you do if there's a guy who's madly after me?
Guy: *Changes expression* Who? Who?! (I'll make you look pretty and send it to him and let him do whatever he wants with you)

Girl: Awwww I'm only kidding
Guy: *Looks down in silence*

Girl: Oh come on, don't be mad, I was just joking
Guy: Yeah I am (why isn't it happening for real??)

Girl: If we're ever on a cruise will you hold me on the ferry like Jack and Rose?
Guy: Of course I will (kick you off from the ferry)

Girl: If there's a next life will you still choose me?
Guy: You're the only one (who will avoid as soon as I spot)

Girl: Do you ever regret being with me?
Guy: Never (a night without crying for the poor old me)

Girl: Have you ever met a girl who's better than me after we started dating?
Guy: How is that possible? (You slap me everytime I even glance at a girl)

[heroo]

hehehehe

funny

[Doron]

Anyone ver told you you´re a bitch???

[Millenium]

Anyone ver told you you´re a bitch???

Lots ^^ They're like the best compliments. Music to my ears.

[Doron]

Anyone ver told you you´re a bitch???

Lots ^^ They're like the best compliments. Music to my ears.

hmmm....

Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.

Make a song!

I don't mean it, you know I don't.!

[bakafish]

Nice one.

[SaoKill]

!
Sexistr!

[Key-J]

<--- Heart Broken

[Snudge]

-.-;

[Casey613]

Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.

It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>

[SaoKill]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Jk.
That's just cruel

[theblindarcher]

OMG YOU GAVE THE A HEART ATTACK

[fena]

Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.

It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>

Awh, come on, Casey. It's just a joke. I found it pretty funny. It's a bit exaggerated (like its supposed to be), but we all know that's how we feel from time to time.

[satman83]

you sexist bitch..lol jk

[CrimsonNuker]

FFS THE GOVERNMENT HAS SPILLED OUR BEANS ONCE AGAIN!!

[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

This would never ever fit on to every guys conception.
This definitely fits to a long and boring marriage, i couldn't imagine most singles being like that.
The opposite of this sexist stuff would be the golddigger

[Morgoth]

lol

[San]

this made my laugh, take lightly guys, its a joke =/

[Sharp324]

So sexist...

[Hostage]

Pfft, that's the last time I stalk you -.-.

[[SD]Twysta]

BITCH !!

funny

[darkmaster21]

lol

>.>
<.<

[Millenium]

Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.

It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>

No I'm not bashing any man ^^ It just shows how man never say the other half although they really think in their heads. Its kind of cute though. It really suggest us womans NEVER to trust a man's cute words cuz there's always a hidden something. Like this:

Casey163: Yeah Milly's a good mod ^^ (my ass, I can do a better job for sure!!)

Cheer up ^^

[Casey613]

I like to believe women are as strong as men are, not only physically (in some cases) but in other aspects of life as well. I'm not a chauvinist pig like most men and I give women the credit they deserve but players and plain jerks give us guys a bad reputation, same with easy girls and complete, sadistic, cynical b*tches give women bad reputation too.
Maybe I'd do better as a mod, maybe I wouldn't, but that would not be because of my gender but because of who I am.

=P



Same as written in the pm I sent you back, thought I'd post it here as well.

[Simplifique]

I like to believe women are as strong as men are, not only physically (in some cases) but in other aspects of life as well. I'm not a chauvinist pig like most men and I give women the credit they deserve but players and plain jerks give us guys a bad reputation, same with easy girls and complete, sadistic, cynical b*tches give women bad reputation too.
Maybe I'd do better as a mod, maybe I wouldn't, but that would not be because of my gender but because of who I am.

Well said.

[Grimm-.-]

Lmao....some people need to lighten up here.
I thought it was hilarious.
Good job

[Millenium]

I like to believe women are as strong as men are, not only physically (in some cases) but in other aspects of life as well. I'm not a chauvinist pig like most men and I give women the credit they deserve but players and plain jerks give us guys a bad reputation, same with easy girls and complete, sadistic, cynical b*tches give women bad reputation too.
Maybe I'd do better as a mod, maybe I wouldn't, but that would not be because of my gender but because of who I am.

=P



Same as written in the pm I sent you back, thought I'd post it here as well.

You're right there are opposite kind of people in each gender and often one group gives the other group bad reputation. The thing is, ALL guys will at some point tell girls stuff that they don't completely believe in, at some point, just to please the girl. It was just a little parody of that <3 And do apply for mod positions in the future. We always selcome people who knows they can do a good job.

[Doron]

Ok, Casey, Chillax...

Even though Milly brought it a bit bitchy, it's still funny.

I understand your point, and it's fine, but really, it was just meant as a joke.

Milly, yu're a funny bitch.
You made promotion in my list for causing such a big thing for only a joke.

I like that.

[AngelMare]

heh .. cool .. made up my day
its just a joke though dont take it so personally people >.<

[Krypt1c]

Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.

It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>

No I'm not bashing any man ^^ It just shows how man never say the other half although they really think in their heads. Its kind of cute though. It really suggest us womans NEVER to trust a man's cute words cuz there's always a hidden something. Like this:

Casey163: Yeah Milly's a good mod ^^ (my ass, I can do a better job for sure!!)

Cheer up ^^

i think someone here needs a parthner