Houston we got a problem

[w00t]

Im pretty much drunk and stoned. My GF just called me to remind me we had a dinner at her parents house.... What to do now

[redneck]

hmmm....

your pretty farked..

[XemnasXD]

your sober enough to type, i don't see a problem.

[w00t]

you didnt see my eyes and we are going to eat tapa's. An spanish kind of food where you all make little stuff to eat. Im supposed to do it too now

[cin]

just say you don't feel well and ask to do the dinner some other time?

[XemnasXD]

wear sunglasses , i still don't see a problem.

[w00t]

wear sunglasses , i still don't see a problem.

I got these model sunglasses airplaine pilots wear. And the dinner is inside + its raining. Dont you think wearing glasses looks strange.,

[Fat_Smurf]

bon apprétit

[XemnasXD]

wear sunglasses , i still don't see a problem.

I got these model sunglasses airplaine pilots wear. And the dinner is inside + its raining. Dont you think wearing glasses looks strange.,

Cory Hart does it, i still don't see a problem

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[ArchYourFace]

cold shower and some visine??

[w00t]

Well I got some anti red eye, eye drops. Lets see if they work. THen ill go

[redneck]

Go peel some onions...I heard crying helps for dialated eyes?

[Wu]

hahaha oooh my god... good luck man

a glass of cold water in your face, if you're drunk just throw up and just make up some excuse why you look 'tired'.

[.//curb]

Tell that bitch's parents straight up that your baked.

It should go something like this.

You: I've been sippin on some Cristal and been blowing some badass dro.
Parents: Oh, that's just fine. I enjoy a fine smoke and a drink every once in a while.

[w00t]

Seriously, im convised that her dad was a hippy in the 60's

[Swindler]

Tell that bitch's parents straight up that your baked.

It should go something like this.

You: I've been sippin on some Cristal and been blowing some badass dro.
Parents: Oh, that's just fine. I enjoy a fine smoke and a drink every once in a while.

HAHA!

[SaoKill]

good luck, just don't let out. If they get suspicious, go to the bathroom or something...

[Dystopia]

cold shower and some visine??

Thats your best bet..

[Jstar1]

brush your teeth like mad cause your breath will smell like crap