The Would You Rather Thread

[JacksColon]

Okay, so this thread is based on that neat little game of "Would You Rather?" where you give someone two really terrible options (hypothetically of course) and ask them which one they'd rather do.

I'll start off:

Would you rather cut your bottom lip off with a pair of scissors or swallow a handful of thumbtacks?

[redneck]

lots of lube on the thumb tacks... and of course some scotch to drink it down with

Would you rather have a sword stuck down your throat or a cactus up ur ass?

[agent420]

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be an amputee?

[JacksColon]

lots of lube on the thumb tacks... and of course some scotch to drink it down with

Would you rather have a sword stuck down your throat or a cactus up ur ass?

Who's doing the sword stickin'? If it's me, I'd try it myself, if not, I'll take the cactus hahaha

@agent, amputee...

[DildoGoblin]

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be an amputee?

An amputee because then you can make porn vidoes with your stub.

[Grimm-.-]

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

[Tasdik]

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

[agent420]

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be an amputee?

An amputee because then you can make porn vidoes with your stub.

nice...lol

would you rather...have herpes...or have sex with a man!!!

[Morgoth]

probably burn

would you rather stick a cactus up your dick or a pineapple up your ass

[JacksColon]

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

eat a cow's brain, no question.

would you rather swim naked across an olympic size river with Pirhana's or tred water in a wet-suit that looks like a seal with a hungry great white shark for 10 minutes?

[[SD]Twysta]

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

eat a cow's brain, no question.

would you rather swim naked across an olympic size river with Pirhana's or tred water in a wet-suit that looks like a seal with a hungry great white shark for 10 minutes?

Great white sharks won't bite you unless you swim away /bleed.

[Fat_Smurf]

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

eat a cow's brain, no question.

would you rather swim naked across an olympic size river with Pirhana's or tred water in a wet-suit that looks like a seal with a hungry great white shark for 10 minutes?

if the shark aim for my nuts he'll eat my whole leg with it so I wont feel it... the pirhana will get them one by one...

[Amelie]

After reading this thread, it all ends in the balls and dicks and things up your butts, you guys need brighter ideas lol.



Would you rather to be blind? or would you rather to be unable to speak? mute.

[agent420]

After reading this thread, it all ends in the balls and dicks and things up your butts, you guys need brighter ideas lol.



Would you rather to be blind? or would you rather to be unable to speak? mute.

actually, ity is one of the only things that frightens men.

its kinda like...you can cut my arm off and i will deal, but if you **** me in the ass or cut my nuts off i will never be the same. i guess its a guy thing. you need a dick to understand!?!


oh yeah... i would rather be mute, cause you dont have to talk to titties!!!!

[Morgoth]

unable to speak

[JacksColon]

MUTE FTW!

Die in five minutes drowning in a septic tank or Live fifty years swimming in a septic tank?

[Tasdik]

Die in five minutes no doubt

Would you rather be burned to death or drown? *I've always debated which one I'd pick*

[JacksColon]

drown...less painful, but really scary still.

piss a marble OR shit a bowling ball?

[Snudge]

****.

I think I'll take the BB. On of the kid's size though ><


Would you rather be electrocuted, or raped by 5 men?

[Doron]

****.

I think I'll take the BB. On of the kid's size though ><


Would you rather be electrocuted, or raped by 5 men?

Depends....

If the guys'll kill me after their done...

Electrocution...

If they just rape me and walk away...

I'll pick the rape...
(I have my ways of getting over things)

Would you rather be a pill popping alcoholic and drugs addict, or never know the pleasures which can bring so much fun with them?

[JacksColon]

I'd rather be the druggy/alcoholic..you only live once and that sounds like more fun


have one giant tooth OR millions of tiny teeth?

[Simplifique]

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

[JacksColon]

white noise..i think after a while I could block it out...


have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck OR an earlobe the size of a basketball?

[Dystopia]

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

White noise..

Would you rather chew on a used tampon or bathe in a tub of seamen...

[JacksColon]

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

White noise..

Would you rather chew on a used tampon or bathe in a tub of seamen...

used tampon...no big deal

[Deadsolid]

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

White noise..

Would you rather chew on a used tampon or bathe in a tub of seamen...

used tampon...no big deal

Pervert.

Walk around public place naked all day or be seen on national television naked for 1 minute.

[DildoGoblin]

Would you rather starve to death or eat a plate of your own shit?

[JacksColon]

Would you rather starve to death or eat a plate of your own shit?

Own shit...duh!


slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

[Dutch_leon]

Own shit...duh!


slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

I would rather do the first option ^^

Would you rather timetravel back to the dinosaur era and get eaten there or would you rather timetravel 1000 years into the future and be used by scientists as an experiment.

[Simplifique]

To the future!!!

Would you rather be:

1. in a situation where a celeb you worship made a pass at you, but because of the dire situation you are in (say an impending heart attack) you couldnt stay to chat (which couldve led to interesting things ^ ^).

2. in a situation where you were in a game show, and the final winning question to win the only prize ($10mil cash) you saw and knew the answer, but an urgent phone call you had to take prevented you from stealing the prize.