Ever wanted to?? (sadistic thread)

[Doron]

Ok, so...

This thread is about doing something bad to the person you hate...

for instance:
You've got this fella in your class who has been naggin on you since the day you met.

What would you just love to do to him??

- strangle him until his eyes start popping out?
- tie him up, blindfold him and lay him on the train tracks?
- poison him with something like, ipecac, or laxating stuff??

Just name a person you hate, say what he/she did to you and then say how you would like to make him suffer for the last couple of years/months/weeks/days/hours.

I have actually someone who i would love to shut him up.

It isn't really for my self, but for the whole freaggin' class..

He allways has so many farking questions, and the most stupid questions, too...

So I'd love to just ducktape his whole head, with leaving some air holes...

But for the rest, totally lights off for him...

And maybe give him some ippecac (that stuff that makes you puke) in his "caffé laté moccachino with extra fat free cream and some cinamon" and see what he'll do the next time he tries to open his mouth...

Lovely...

yeah.. this is a sadistic thread

[Wu]

lol never ever expected you to make a thread like this


for me I've always wanted to pump my knee into someones face with full force.
Don't know why, but I've wanted to try it ever since I was just a little kid.

Not specifically someone, but just anyone I hate.

I doubt I ever get to do it though. And I might fracture my kneecap lol

[ghostkilla43]

w t f...

[Jstar1]

what are you 10? I dont see the fun with fantasizing about kicking someones face unless you actually do it irl

[Wu]

what are you 10? I dont see the fun with fantasizing about kicking someones face unless you actually do it irl

I never said it would be fun. If I thought it would be a fun thing to do I would have done it a long time ago.

[Doron]

lol never ever expected you to make a thread like this


for me I've always wanted to pump my knee into someones face with full force.
Don't know why, but I've wanted to try it ever since I was just a little kid.

Not specifically someone, but just anyone I hate.

I doubt I ever get to do it though. And I might fracture my kneecap lol

hmmmmm.... kroket....

*drooling*

Whatçha mean that you'd never expect me to make a nice sadistic thread??

haven't you read the poem I made about people going flat on their ass from slipping on Ice?

[Wu]

lol never ever expected you to make a thread like this


for me I've always wanted to pump my knee into someones face with full force.
Don't know why, but I've wanted to try it ever since I was just a little kid.

Not specifically someone, but just anyone I hate.

I doubt I ever get to do it though. And I might fracture my kneecap lol

hmmmmm.... kroket....

*drooling*

Whatçha mean that you'd never expect me to make a nice sadistic thread??

haven't you read the poem I made about people going flat on their ass from slipping on Ice?

haha

in all the posts I've seen from you you are always nice to people so I was surprised to see this thread

havn't seen the poem around.. if I browse into it I'll give it a read.

people slipping on ice doesn't seem as much of a disturbing subject though lol

[Inuyasha584]

ice you meanie
im not that mean >=D

[Amelie]

i dont hate people.

there's some people i dont like, of course, but to those persons i would just shake hands and pass the joint, and LOL every 2 minutes.

[Sharp324]

Personally always wonder what it feels like when a knife cuts someones throat, i mean how much resistance, even though i squirm when i see it happen in movies.

[XemnasXD]

i've always had a nice fantasy about crucifying my enemies family to the living room wall...of course i don't have any enemies....

[Dystopia]

If I had to chose one person to, completely ruin their life, and by ruin I mean torture them and torture their family, friends everyone that they ever cared for right before their eyes before I saw off every limb of his body with an old blunt, rusty chain saw, while I dance around their decomposing body in joy with jungle drums playing in the background and fire everywhere in some sort of demonic cave....

It be my ex's boyfriend...

funny thing is ive never met the guy....

[Simplifique]

i dont hate people.

there's some people i dont like, of course, but to those persons i would just shake hands and pass the joint, and LOL every 2 minutes.

Sorry to say but thats alot of bs from you Ame <3.

Me? I think about hurting people all the time, and not necessarily the ones I hate either.

[Reise]

I don't get mad, I get stabby.

[Simplifique]

I don't get mad, I get stabby.

Any favourite body parts you like to stab?

[Reise]

Hands, like straight thru, between the bones. I've always wondered what it would be like to pin someone to a desk like that.

[CrimsonNuker]

I wanna beat the shit out of you SG. GRRRRRRRR RAWRRRRRRR




jk i love you.

[Grimm-.-]

...
I would stick a knife in this guys small intestine and drag it up to his throat.(Keep him alive)
Then Chop off both his legs and put some of that salt in the wound(Seen on Chainsaw massacre)
If he is still breathing i would stick a few needles in his eyes and a few other places i can think of. I'm pretty sure he would be dead by then but if not i would chop off his arms then finish him with a Critical to the Face(Throw a knife in his skull)

...Meh im just kidding, I cant even be mean to someone with words i would probably never hurt somone, Or would I?

hehe call me sick

[CrimsonNuker]

Cause a holocaust against emo/goth people :D:D

[ChaosEmblem]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/100_Worst_ ... ools_Jokes

If you ignore the words "April fools", it's pretty close to what I have in mind.

[Doron]

Hmmmm...

This is pretty not what I had intended...

I meant with this thread to do something to just stfu them up....

Not kill them or anything...

*the train track thing was just a baaad example, but a fun joke...*

Now, some of my lady friends, like 4 of them, were played by this army fella from the military base close to our school...

And they have something eveil in mind

ok, I'll tell ya...

They are allready sending 2 other girls after him, to flirt with him, say that they saw him at the christmas party of our school...

Now, they're gonna let one of them "Give him a blowjob", at her place.

then she blindfolds him, takes all of his clothes off, and ties him up to a chair.

Then the other 5 girls are comming in, and take off his blindfold...

They're gonna film it, and then put it on youtube how small he actually is...

that sounds like fun, huh?

[Vindicator]

I would really like to pimp slap this kid i know named icealya. And by pimp slap i mean use a very sharp katana and just go all out ishin-ryu style on his ass.

[Sharp324]

Hmmmm...

This is pretty not what I had intended...

I meant with this thread to do something to just stfu them up....

Not kill them or anything...

*the train track thing was just a baaad example, but a fun joke...*

Now, some of my lady friends, like 4 of them, were played by this army fella from the military base close to our school...

And they have something eveil in mind

ok, I'll tell ya...

They are allready sending 2 other girls after him, to flirt with him, say that they saw him at the christmas party of our school...

Now, they're gonna let one of them "Give him a blowjob", at her place.

then she blindfolds him, takes all of his clothes off, and ties him up to a chair.

Then the other 5 girls are comming in, and take off his blindfold...

They're gonna film it, and then put it on youtube how small he actually is...

that sounds like fun, huh?

Well if they want him to come back rape them and kill them and put it on youtube, its a good idea

[SaoKill]

I would want to take someone elses leg and put it across two chairs, and just jump on the joint so it would just shatter.

[SpInKsTaR]

Theres this guy in my grade, Who every day..Always insults me because I failed my "Learners" License (Car License Kinda) (Not really that big of a deal...you would think)

I would love to Dig him under sand with his head layed outside of the sand, Then put a jackhammer (Turned on) Straight down the center of his body

[IceCrash]

you guys are sick..
trying to make that look normal ain't normal.

[redneck]

Hmmm

few examples of people like you guys

Dillan

Cho

[agent420]

Hmmmm...

This is pretty not what I had intended...

I meant with this thread to do something to just stfu them up....

Not kill them or anything...

*the train track thing was just a baaad example, but a fun joke...*

Now, some of my lady friends, like 4 of them, were played by this army fella from the military base close to our school...

And they have something eveil in mind

ok, I'll tell ya...

They are allready sending 2 other girls after him, to flirt with him, say that they saw him at the christmas party of our school...

Now, they're gonna let one of them "Give him a blowjob", at her place.

then she blindfolds him, takes all of his clothes off, and ties him up to a chair.

Then the other 5 girls are comming in, and take off his blindfold...

They're gonna film it, and then put it on youtube how small he actually is...

that sounds like fun, huh?

It sounds like you just want to see this guys junk!!!!

[poehalcho]

dumbass kid from primary school, allways annoying/bullying me.

- make his head jump of with a little *pop*
- throw heavy things at his head
- shave his eyelashes (just came up with this one though, but it's gotta be realyl scary with one fo those machines, if you move to much your eyes are gone Oo)
- use him as a Mangyang
- plainly beat HIM up for a change.

[FireVortex]

i can think im some sick gross and twisted things but i got no enemies.I warn u though of the things i think in my sadistic weird mind